Christmas day diary

[johnnytodd]

10.00am wake up have sex
10.03am go downstairs put the kettle on
10.05am make a brew skin up, spit phlem from back door
10.10am shout i'm "coming now" when birds ask where brew is.
10.15am ring family to wish merry xmas
10.20am exchange presents
10.30am get shower and changed for church
11.00am enter church and pray for Abergas
11.05am confess for praying for Abergas
11.20am arrive at brothers for dinner
11.30am first drink and get comfy
11.55am eat a quality street
12.09pm argue about football with neighbour
12.45pm moan about waiting for dinner
1.15pm eat dinner
2.15pm try a hob goblin
2.20pm tip hob goblin away for kronenberg and carry on drinking
4.00pm go home
4.10pm put everton pj's on and relax on sofa
7.00pm wake up and make a butty
7.15pm eat more chocolate
7.20pm put classic FM on and fall asleep
9.00pm wake up and play sex games with bird
9.20pm go to bed
6.00am log on 1FF and carry on with shit life

any other people willing to share their plans?

 

[Camborne Gills]

9am wake up
10 - 6 Work
6-7 Dinner
7pm onwards Get ratarsed

 

[Leo]

9am wake up
10 - 6 Work
6-7 Dinner
7pm onwards Get ratarsed

hope you are off Boxing day mate....

 

[Modernist]

Blimey some peoples Christmas day is depressing.

I'll be going to my sisters with all the family for a big dinner. Play with my nephews and nieces all day.

Love it.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Most definitely. Football, Cue Card, am not missing that. Shame my sister in law will be round.

 

[Leo]

Most definitely. Football, Cue Card, am not missing that. Shame my sister in law will be round.

don't know if you heard or not but Thistlecrack is running also according to SSN this morning.

 

[Camborne Gills]

I did Leo, but Thistlecrack is a novice, and I think his jumping will be found out

 

[Aber gas]

Aw thanks Jonny lad. It's always nice to be prayed for even if it's a proper weirdo doing it.
You've made my day, you really have.
Merry Christmas.

 

[Camborne Gills]

I can think of plenty of others on here who need praying for.

 

[Leo]

I did Leo, but Thistlecrack is a novice, and I think his jumping will be found out

Still be a cracking race mate.....really looking forward to it. Apparently decision still to be made about Faugheen for the Christmas hurdle.

 

[johnnytodd]

Still be a cracking race mate.....really looking forward to it. Apparently decision still to be made about Faugheen for the Christmas hurdle.

On topic plz

 

[Leo]

On topic plz

what d'ya mean ? This is the horse racing thread is it not ?...............................Oooops......

 

[Leo]

Okay....get up 6am, have a glass of milk.....9.30 am have 2 or 3 sandwiches on cheddar cheese......12 noon have a tub of yogurt .....2.30pm a bowl of ice cream......6pm indulge in a bit of sponge with dollops of cream......some time after, bed.

And that Johnny lad is my Christmas day dairy!

 

[Techno Natch]

8am) Get up and have a fry up.
9am) Put the play lists that I've carefully curated on.
10am) Having a little party until whenever. Hoping the upstairs neighbours aren't in.

It's only the second Christmas we've had off together. We were meant to do this last year but got drunk the night before and my girlfriend was to hungover to do anything. I personally detest Christmas and we don't celebrate it but it's a good reason to have a party so maybe it's not that bad.

 

[Leo]

8am) Get up and have a fry up.
9am) Put the play lists that I've carefully curated on.
10am) Having a little party until whenever. Hoping the upstairs neighbours aren't in.

It's only the second Christmas we've had off together. We were meant to do this last year but got drunk the night before and my girlfriend was to hungover to do anything. I personally detest Christmas and we don't celebrate it but it's a good reason to have a party so maybe it's not that bad.

Could that not be considered as an oxymoron ?......

Like the fry up part btw....

 

[Indian Dan]

10.00am wake up have sex
10.03am go downstairs put the kettle on
10.05am make a brew skin up, spit phlem from back door
10.10am shout i'm "coming now" when birds ask where brew is.

Shouldn't the last one occur 30 seconds after the first one?

 

[johnnytodd]

No its Xmas.

 

[Leo]

Johnny......after his lad tells him on Christmas morning (obviously after Johnny has had naughties with his missus) that he has been studying and now know what a stamp is......

 

[johnnytodd]

Red top Leo a big no no...

 

[Stevencc]

Kronenbourg is a rarity in that it is a lager that I don't like.

Hobgoblin is nice.

 

[johnnytodd]

Kronenbourg is a rarity in that it is a lager that I don't like.

Hobgoblin is nice.

Sends me nuts, 5 is enough

 

[claret50]

Same Christmas as usual for us, wake up, get up, a cup of tea for the wife and a mug of coffee for me and then we exchange presents that we've bought each other and sit down and have breakfast, after that we either make or receive our first skype call of the day, we have 3 children, 7 grandchildren & 3 great grandchildren and not one of the blighters live in this country! so the first link up is with our son in & his family in Sydney (2 hour time difference) watching them undo their gifts & chatting, the same again later on with our daughter & her family who live in Perth (5 hour time difference) and finally our youngest daughter & her family who live near Bushey in Herts (13 hour time difference) which by then is Christmas day evening for us.

We do have a big break at lunchtime and most of the afternoon which is when we have our Christmas dinner with all the usual trimmings, including crackers with the un-funny jokes, watch some films on television and sip my way through red wine, a bottle of butterscotch schnapps & a glass or two of port, all in all it's a day we both thoroughly enjoy.

 

[Leo]

Same Christmas as usual for us, wake up, get up, a cup of tea for the wife and a mug of coffee for me and then we exchange presents that we've bought each other and sit down and have breakfast, after that we either make or receive our first skype call of the day, we have 3 children, 7 grandchildren & 3 great grandchildren and not one of the blighters live in this country! so the first link up is with our son in & his family in Sydney (2 hour time difference) watching them undo their gifts & chatting, the same again later on with our daughter & her family who live in Perth (5 hour time difference) and finally our youngest daughter & her family who live near Bushey in Herts (13 hour time difference) which by then is Christmas day evening for us.

We do have a big break at lunchtime and most of the afternoon which is when we have our Christmas dinner with all the usual trimmings, including crackers with the un-funny jokes, watch some films on television and sip my way through red wine, a bottle of butterscotch schnapps & a glass or two of port, all in all it's a day we both thoroughly enjoy.

Love Perth Claret....been a few times to visit friends. Lovely area.

 

[Leo]

Red top Leo a big no no...

Sorry mate...was last in stock....the blue ones were more popular & were sold out.

 

[Red]

10.00am wake up have sex
10.03am go downstairs put the kettle on
10.05am make a brew skin up, spit phlem from back door
10.10am shout i'm "coming now" when birds ask where brew is.
10.15am ring family to wish merry xmas
10.20am exchange presents
10.30am get shower and changed for church
11.00am enter church and pray for Abergas
11.05am confess for praying for Abergas
11.20am arrive at brothers for dinner
11.30am first drink and get comfy
11.55am eat a quality street
12.09pm argue about football with neighbour
12.45pm moan about waiting for dinner
1.15pm eat dinner
2.15pm try a hob goblin
2.20pm tip hob goblin away for kronenberg and carry on drinking
4.00pm go home
4.10pm put everton pj's on and relax on sofa
7.00pm wake up and make a butty
7.15pm eat more chocolate
7.20pm put classic FM on and fall asleep
9.00pm wake up and play sex games with bird
9.20pm go to bed
6.00am log on 1FF and carry on with shit life

any other people willing to share their plans?

You've got far too much spare time on your hands. Not talking about your Xmas day itinerary either.

 

[johnnytodd]

You've got far too much spare time on your hands. Not talking about your Xmas day itinerary either.

I agree she can make her own brew fuck it.

 

[Red]

I agree she can make her own brew fuck it.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

 

[Bobbin']

Still be a cracking race mate.....really looking forward to it. Apparently decision still to be made about Faugheen for the Christmas hurdle.

No Faugheen, being saved for Leopardstown by the look of it.

 

[Camborne Gills]

5/4 each of the two at William Hill