Club aftershave

[Boletus Edulis]

Much to my surprise Argyle’s shop is selling club aftershave. If your club was selling aftershave what would it smell of? I would say Argyle’s bouquet would be hope, disappointment and only be good for a half.

 

[PuB]

It would smell of shame tinged with a hint of regret.

 

[Gassy]

Dog shit.

 

[WhiteRussian]

Probably a pirated version of Wimbledons

 

[Stagat]

Just did a quick Google for 'stag aftershave'. There are a few out there, surprisingly. None with a better name than CHISELED FACE though.

 

[DearneValleyRover]

As the aerosol was released it would be full of promise but by the time it hit the skin it wouldn’t be arsed to smell

 

[Marked Ox]

Flattering to deceive by going close and then falling away.

 

[Agombar stool]

Detritus.

 

[Indian Dan]

Hopefully scorching rubber as Power exits stage left with a giant boot up his arse.

 

[Son of Cod]

Fantastic thread. If Mansfield are getting involved then so are we. Ours would be 'Original Menthol and Eucalyptus', aka Fishermen's Friend flavour. If we could somehow bottle a faint waft of hope that diminishes as the day draws to a close then we'd have really nailed it.

 

[Third Team Lucky]

Fantastic thread. If Mansfield are getting involved then so are we. Ours would be 'Original Menthol and Eucalyptus', aka Fishermen's Friend flavour. If we could somehow bottle a faint waft of hope that diminishes as the day draws to a close then we'd have really nailed it.

I think that you might have to arm-wrestle Fleetwood for that pungent odour

 

[Boletus Edulis]

Fantastic thread. If Mansfield are getting involved then so are we. Ours would be 'Original Menthol and Eucalyptus', aka Fishermen's Friend flavour. If we could somehow bottle a faint waft of hope that diminishes as the day draws to a close then we'd have really nailed it.

All are welcome, I only posted here because we are just about hanging by our fish smelling fingers in league 1.