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[Munkiki]

Nah, Joe's team bought the UFO at auction when that team were well on their way to an early elimination.

 

[Rammy]

Nah, Joe's team bought the UFO at auction when that team were well on their way to an early elimination.

What?!? That thing ended up being beyond shit, why did they buy it at auction?

 

[Munkiki]

What?!? That thing ended up being beyond shit, why did they buy it at auction?

Desperation, I think. They massively overpaid as well. Everyone else had discussed a limit, and I think they went in big and bid maybe £200k more than any other team was prepared to.

 

[Rammy]

Ah yes, I vaguely remember laughing in our PM about that.

 

[Leewilson]

I think Gordon Freeman was my most hated character of the whole thing. The bastard just would not lose. Poor Superman just couldn't defeat the fucker.

 

[Oaf]

Munkiki do what Munkiki do. Which means he's just done something that is basically going to make running this thing about 5000 times easier now.

I always get to come on here and do the glitzy glamoury stuff and get all the "oh nice one Oaf" with these wars games, but fuck me, they'd be nothing without Munkiki behind the scenes working his wizardry. Or well, they'd be a lot less efficient and full of farce. But yes, basically, character offers can now be sorted out with the click of ONE FUCKING BUTTON as opposed to me using a random number generator for each character (7 teams as an example, 5 offers each per week, 45 clicks just to get them...) and then trawling through my list to find each character individually and then copy and pasting them into the PM's.

So yeah. To say it's made things easier is an understatement.

Shao Kahn better be in it, Oaf!

And... uh... what if he's not?

The guy would be totally OP anyway. Everybody knows that Shao Kahn cheats, the bastard.

I think Gordon Freeman was my most hated character of the whole thing. The bastard just would not lose. Poor Superman just couldn't defeat the fucker.

 

[Don Tonberry]

He has to be in Oaf, BR of 100 with special spam hammer ability which means you instantly win everything.

 

[Oaf]

Let's do MOAR CHARACTER REVEALS!

The Arrow - A new comer to the wars, will his sharp shooting bring success to a team?

Ultron - Yet another new challenger approaches! There are no strings on this badass piece of machinery. Submit or perish, foo's.

Kaa - A third newcomer to the wars. Trust in this mother fuckin' snake at your peril.

Rare Candy - Our first item reveal. A rare candy, yes, it's used to level things up quickly.

Catwoman - Normally, we never really know what side she's on... buy her on 1FF Wars though, and she'll be 100% loyal to your team!

 

[Womble98]

I'm out. Don't wanna let people down by not being around half way through.

 

[Rammy]

The dancing milk carton best play a part in this!

 

[Oaf]

The dancing milk carton best play a part in this!

You're going to be very pleased.

 

[Oaf]

TRAITOR!

I can confirm that somebody has covertly switched from one team to another. OP has been updated...

 

[Rammy]

Oaf, I think we're pretty settled on calling ourselves the Super Best Friends again.

It's still a stupid name though.

 

[HarvSFC]

Who did you edit Oaf? Haven't looked at the OP before.

 

[Oaf]

Right, just in case any other people want to sign up...

I'm going to set a deadline for sign ups and setting up your teams now. It will be MIDNIGHT on Monday night. So I'll look to get this thing up and running on Tuesday, probably some time around late morning/early afternoon. Or hell, if I'm around on Monday night at that time, I guess I'll at least get the character offers out that night.

So yeah, try to get teams sorted by then!

 

[Oaf]

Who did you edit Oaf? Haven't looked at the OP before.

The person who went and agreed to be on your team but then went all TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about it...

 

[Oaf]

Lets do the random character reveals for the day:

Leonardo - Last time, the TMNT were part of an all in one package... this time, they're their own characters, with faction benefits for collecting as many of them as you can!

Michonne - Comes complete with deadly, deadly sword!

Velociraptor - Who wouldn't want this clever girl on their side?

Sagat - TIGER KNEE! Nuff said.

Rey - Obviously a new character, seeing as she wasn't even a concept back in the TFF Wars days. Shows how long it's been since the last one!

 

[HarvSFC]

The person who went and agreed to be on your team but then went all TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about it...

Jimmy and LR?

 

[Rammy]

Jimmy and LR?

Dave, I think?

I didn't even get a say when LR pulled out and reformed SBF

 

[HarvSFC]

Oh, I had no idea Family Guy was in our team.

 

[Techno Natch]

Techno Natch, Stagat, room in your team for one more?

I remember playing in a god awful team of non-participants last time, receiving shit character after shit character and finally spunking our entire budget on the Independence Day UFO and going out first.

I can't possibly do any worse this time.

Sorry were full.

 

[Spirederman]

I'm quite happy to stay as a trio. Nothing surprises me with Dave.

Too many cooks spoiling the broth, is a definite possibility in this game.

He'll most definitely be regretting his decision come the end of the Wars.

 

[HarvSFC]

We've got a Newcastle fan now too, so New Chavs is alive.

 

[Leewilson]

I'm quite happy to stay as a trio. Nothing surprises me with Dave.

Too many cooks spoiling the broth, is a definite possibility in this game.

He'll most definitely be regretting his decision come the end of the Wars.

I'm more disappointed you had a chance to call him a perma**** and didn't take it.

 

[Spirederman]

DAVE YOU FUCKING PERMACUNT

 

[Oaf]

Well, no new sign ups today. 25 and a half hours until I close them. Or actually, if nobody else signs up by like 6pm tomorrow and I'm around, I may just say fuck it, close it then and there, randomly assign the rest of y'alls to teams and then get this thing going tomorrow evening.

In the mean time... MOAR CHARACTERS!

Hit Girl - It's the most badass little girl on the planet, Hit Girl.

Luke Skywalker - That whiny little farm boy who dun saved the galaxy.

Thor - The god of Thunder himself returns to the WARZ.

Spyro The Dragon - He was signed very early in TFF Wars... one teams very first signing, perhaps?

Scar - AW YIS. He'd kill his own brother to win this thing. And you know he would, too.

 

[Spirederman]

Spyro was indeed the very first member of CHAVS.

He needs to have vastly improved stats for NEW CHAVS to sign him.

 

[Spirederman]

Pretty sure SBF or Reem also signed that Bandicoot fella in the first week as well!!

 

[Spirederman]

Pretty sure Munks was in the SB earlier saying this was totally luck related. It is in regards to decent rolls and character offers.

Knowing when to spend, who to send to battle in any given week, and when to use the special powers and telling a few lies along the way play a big part in this though.

Damn you Munks playing down CHAVS achievement.

 

[SUTSS]

Definitely more to this than luck.