Confession thread

[johnnytodd]

A little place where u can confess ur sins or a true story ur embarrassed about and need to get off ur chest.

I once bought a small wood in the middle of nowhere in wales for 15k , I was gona live there and build my own house, live off grid so to speak.
I sold it 3 months later for 12k cos it was too dark at night.

Anyone got a confession to share?

 

[Stevencc]

When are you going to confess to lying about buying the land in Wales?

 

[Leo]

A little place where u can confess ur sins or a true story ur embarrassed about and need to get off ur chest.

I once bought a small wood in the middle of nowhere in wales for 15k , I was gona live there and build my own house, live off grid so to speak.
I sold it 3 months later for 12k cos it was too dark at night.

Anyone got a confession to share?

I confess I'm flabbergasted with your confession......

 

[Indian Dan]

Not really a confession but over the years I have owned and trained many greyhounds and although I'm proud to say I've made sure each and every one of them was looked after when they had finished racing, I cried like a baby each time I had to take one of my old ones to the vet for the dreaded pink jab.

 

[johnnytodd]

When are you going to confess to lying about buying the land in Wales?

True story mate, got the money off me mar and dad when they sold our house and moved to a bungalow.....it was a place called lixsm on the side of a hill.

 

[johnnytodd]

Not really a confession but over the years I have owned and trained many greyhounds and although I'm proud to say I've made sure each and every one of them was looked after when they had finished racing, I cried like a baby each time I had to take one of my old ones to the vet for the dreaded pink jab.

Can you make any money racing them ?

 

[Indian Dan]

I retired and moved to the south of Ireland in 2003 and trained dogs for 10 years. Absolutely loved every minute over there but didn't make much out of the dogs - I wouldn't sell the good ones unless I knew where they were going and they would be looked after racing.

I was offered £10k for a young pup but turned it down. Soft twat me.

 

[Dirk]

A little place where u can confess ur sins or a true story ur embarrassed about and need to get off ur chest.
Anyone got a confession to share?

I live in the land of Martin Luther and I am therefore a lutheran evangelical (who hasn't seen the inside of a church for decades ) and we don't need to confess our sins

btw: In 2017 we have the 500th anniversary of the Lutheran Reformation with his 95 theses

 

[johnnytodd]

I live in the land of Martin Luther and I am therefore a lutheran evangelical (who hasn't seen the inside of a church for decades ) and we don't need to confess our sins

btw: In 2017 we have the 500th anniversary of the Lutheran Reformation with his 95 theses

Say that in English Dirk ?

 

[johnnytodd]

I retired and moved to the south of Ireland in 2003 and trained dogs for 10 years. Absolutely loved every minute over there but didn't make much out of the dogs - I wouldn't sell the good ones unless I knew where they were going and they would be looked after racing.

I was offered £10k for a young pup but turned it down. Soft twat me.

My ex girlfiends uncle had a good dog years ago and he reckons the boss at corbets bookies offered him half the book to feed his dog just before this big race....he refused it and his dog won and the prize money was £150

 

[claret50]

it was a place called lixsm

this place?

 

[Stevencc]

I've seen Mr. Fastidious' wife. Naked. Numerous times.

 

[johnnytodd]

this place?

Yes that's it lixswm I bought it off a electrician I have known for 20 years his dad owned the farm and sold it in 3 lots mine was 4 acres....i loved the place at first.

 

[claret50]

Yes that's it lixswm

Should've bought the pub instead.

 

[johnnytodd]

Should've bought the pub instead.

Was about 3 mile from nearest pub the place I had ....went on way home once walked in and they all started talking welsh....racists.

 

[claret50]

I've seen Mr. Fastidious' wife. Naked. Numerous times.

Ditto.............*looks over shoulder furtively

 

[johnnytodd]

Cmon Claret you must have some tales....great train robbery?

 

[epic73]

I retired and moved to the south of Ireland

Where?

 

[NorfolkWomble]

Where?

The south of Ireland

 

[epic73]

The south of Ireland

WHERE IN THE SOUTH OF IRELAND?

 

[Vanni]

I've seen Mr. Fastidious' wife. Naked. Numerous times.

And then you warned him four times.

 

[Indian Dan]

Where?

I was in County Kerry, in between Tralee and Castleisland.

 

[T.A]

I've seen Mr. Fastidious' wife. Naked. Numerous times.

I've sold them to a dodgy looking man called Mr J. T.

 

[Leo]

I've sold them to a dodgy looking man called Mr J. T.

Calendars have been printed and are for sale @ ten quid a pop on dodgyjohnny.com at the moment.

 

[johnnytodd]

ehh you bunch of tits whats all this? and no i dont know what Fastidious means.

 

[SALTIRE]

Isn't it about time you confessed Johnny about your kids telling you they support Liverpool?

 

[MOS]

I was in County Kerry, in between Tralee and Castleisland.

Being a Swindon fan, you'd have settled well in Tralee. Full of knackers.

 

[johnnytodd]

Isn't it about time you confessed Johnny about your kids telling you they support Liverpool?

I slapped one once for wearing a red tye ....it was a new school uniform so felt bad afterwards.

 

[Indian Dan]

Being a Swindon fan, you'd have settled well in Tralee. Full of knackers.

I liked Tralee - some good bars, although my local was The Crown in Castleisland and the The Elms in Lyreacrompane.

Lovely people.

 

[Leo]

I slapped one once for wearing a red tye ....it was a new school uniform so felt bad afterwards.

Sure there's a thread you could have mentioned that in mate......