Confirmed Transfers Thread 17/18

[SALTIRE]

He'll flop.

 

[Benji]

How can a snake play piano when it has no hands?

 

[Humongous Fungus]

That's fucking hilarious XD

 

[Stevencc]

He'll flop.

You wish!

 

[SALTIRE]

You wish!

Hehe tbh I'm not bothered, he doesn't improve you enough to kick on imvho.

 

[Stevencc]

Hehe tbh I'm not bothered, he doesn't improve you enough to kick on imvho.

We've had a few priorities to sort and Sanchez fixes one of them.

We still need another decent midfielder and a reliable left back but these won't be addressed until the summer.

 

[SALTIRE]

We've had a few priorities to sort and Sanchez fixes one of them.

We still need another decent midfielder and a reliable left back but these won't be addressed until the summer.

True dat, not many teams are perfect. Always need to improve.

 

[Nilsson]

Could he be any more clearer than that?

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/955537644263534593

 

[SALTIRE]

Could he be any more clearer than that?

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/955537644263534593

Well he made that remark in the summer and they did keep him. Not that that'll phase you I suppose.

 

[Nilsson]

Well he made that remark in the summer and they did keep him. Not that that'll phase you I suppose.

Well he said in the video to "save it" so who cares when it was made? "This is not gonna be Robin van Persie Part 2" Hahahahaha. Underestimate the power of Manchester United at your peril!!!

But if you're after a more recent spasm, one of my researchers has brought this to my attention:

 

[JimJams]

DT is a dumbass though tbf.

 

[SALTIRE]

DT is a dumbass though tbf.

True.

 

[SALTIRE]

Liverpool sign another Scottish LB! We've an abundance of them up here it seems!

£200k from Falkirk for 18 yo Tony Gallacher. Heading straight into the under 23's for just now.

 

[epic73]

We're paying Alexis almost 2.5 Tony Gallachers per week...

 

[Stevencc]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42859716

OFFICIAL AUBAMEYANG TO ARSENAL READ IT HERE FIRST HAHAHA JIMJAMS.

 

[Dirk]

Good riddance!

 

[Benji]

I am rocked by the Giroud transfer. I just cannot and do not want to imagine him in a Chelsea shirt.

 

[Stevencc]

He'd look good in anything.

 

[Pagnell]

Nah. He looks like a Luke Chadwick / Martin Keown lovechild.

 

[Stevencc]

Don't be jealous.

 

[Pagnell]

I'd love to say I'm not but I'd be a fucking liar. To be that good looking, and to have that amount of money. And to top it off with a French accent. c***.

My wife says she fancies me more but I don't believe her.

 

[Stevencc]

Look at it this way, you earn nowhere near as much money as him, are nowhere as handsome and have a scouse accent. And your wife still chose you. There is some intangible, attractive quality to you that even you don't quite understand.

Did I help?

 

[SALTIRE]

He's ok, but in looks he's no Gini.

 

[SALTIRE]

Liverpool sign a new fullback who can play both sides. Colombian youth international called Anderson Arroyo. Deal was done during window but all the paperwork didn't get sorted till today.

Because he won't get a permit just now, he's away to Real Mallorca for 18 months. Let's hope he eventually sees the first team unlike that Brazilian Allan Rodriguez who has been on loans for years but can't get a permit.