Dan Phillips vs Firthy Sat 29th

[Cas]

Come on then Freaky you shit. I challenge you to a Father Ted Quote-off.

Ya fecking bastard.

 

[Freakyteeth]

Quote off?

I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks!

 

[Dave-Vale]

Bradford ointment? I don't get it..

The title should've been 'Robbie Williams v Zayn Malik'.

 

[FiRTHYY]

Is that aimed at me? Of course I'm going you square. Bought my tickets two weeks ago.

Not in particular, but if the shoe fits, Cinderella.

Why wouldn't anyone wanna meet anyone for a drink, especially given all the keyboard warriors about this place - perfect opertunity to make yourself look an absolute c*** in person instead.

 

[Cashis]

And I'm sure you'd make a smashing job of it.

 

[PuB]

I'd meet Firthy if he was bringing his calculator along tbf

 

[FiRTHYY]

And I'm sure you'd make a smashing job of it.

I'd love to have a drink with you, old pal.

 

[Dan Phillips]

In all fairness, the last Bradford fan I met off a football forum (given the fact he liked to big himself up and act like a cock) ended up being rather talkative, timid and virtually shit himself when my Dad happened to come over to us and have a chat. He was bigging up Bradford's away support and their squad and saying he thinks they'll win comfortably. Seconds after my Dad came across, put him in his place by telling him that Bradford's away support in Vale games has always been shit and they barely 'turn up' (yes, I mean in that sense) and he crawled up his own arse and said he agrees their support isn't good and that he only expects a few hundred City fans to come that night and that 'Vale have got a decent firm to be honest'. Absolutely hilarious considering for a good hour or so before I'd arrived at the pub, he'd been speaking to a bunch of my mates asking if any of them knew me and they shouted me over as soon as I walked in.

Don't see any harm in meeting anybody for a pint. Wouldn't see me and Firthy not getting on in fairness.

 

[Freakyteeth]

Psycho Phillips, der der der derrrrrrr

 

[Dan Phillips]

Psycho Phillips, der der der derrrrrrr

That's actually my Dad's nickname.

 

[Freakyteeth]

I know

thatsthejoke.jpg

 

[mozzavale]

Everyone knows Psycho and Splodge

 

[Freakyteeth]

and Racko

 

[Indian Dan]

Don't care who Vale are playing - always good luck to their opponents!

Bunch of cocktroughs

 

[Freakyteeth]

Don't care who Vale are playing - always good luck to their opponents!

Bunch of cocktroughs

 

[The King]

The King doesn't like Bradford. 0-2 and a cheeseburger at half time.

 

[Freakyteeth]

Are you related to the OVF Bountyhunter

 

[Rory]

Don't care who Vale are playing - always good luck to their opponents!

Bunch of cocktroughs

The feeling is mutual, Swindon can get fucked.

Fucking Swindon.

Bastards.

 

[Freakyteeth]

 

[TomPNE94]

The King doesn't like Bradford. 0-2 and a cheeseburger at half time.

you're gonna be fun, I can see it already

 

[Shrimpurh]

Your dad is well hard

 

[Cashis]

Don't see any harm in meeting anybody for a pint. Wouldn't see me and Firthy not getting on in fairness.

I'm just always with mates and think it'd be weird if I said 'oh yeah btw lads there's this lad I was disagreeing with on a football forum online, he's just over there we're just gonna have an awkward chat over a pint, we've constantly had a go at each other online but we're gonna be all nice and civilised and go back to said forum later on tonight and comment about how we actually really got on'

or words to that effect

 

[Indian Dan]

Kick him in the hole!

 

[valefan16]

Swindon fans are ungrateful bastards after all the points we've given them in recent years. Griffith even decided to start playing for you mid game in our 3-2 loss at Vale Park a couple of seasons ago to help you come from 2 down.

I envisage Dan walking in to the pub to Firthy sat there with a tatty copy of the Rothmans "Football League Away attendances Annual 2015" with pages covered in highlighter showing Bradford taking 833 fans to Swindon on a Tuesday in 1938 after a 2 game losing streak.

 

[Indian Dan]

You'll recognise me - I've got a face like a joyrider's front bumper.

 

[James [bcafc]]

Cracking thread... bama:

 

[ColB]

I hope the fantastic performance away to West Brom in the week hasn't taken too much out of the players tomorrow if Page goes with the same 11. Personally I'd rather see a couple of changes. Bradford are decent and although they've had a pretty poor start they'll finish comfortably in mid-table or a little higher come the end of the season.

Obviously mine's a biased opinion, but looking at their squad I'd only take a couple of players. I certainly think Andoh is a much bigger threat than Marshall, who he replaced. The latter started well for us last season before fading badly with the rest of the squad.

 

[Will]

Swindon. The team that believe Uche was "disgraceful" for running into this guys elbow and rolling around. Naughty Uche.

 

[Rory]

Fuck them, let they think what they want. Bunch of wankers. I fucking hate them.

 

[Indian Dan]

Swindon. The team that believe Uche was "disgraceful" for running into this guys elbow and rolling around. Naughty Uche.

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Yep. That proves it. Elbow nowhere near yer man's head.