EPIC73'S PREMIER LEAGUE 2018/19 GAME

[epic73]

ROUND 5

1. Predict the scores of:

A) Wolves vs Burnley 1-0 (Leewilson - 1, Super_horns - 1, shane - 3, JPOYNTER - 1, Dirk - 1, nawoo - 1, Benji - 1, Dave - 1, Mark - 1, Vanni - 3, Stevencc - 1, Claret - 1)
B) Everton vs West Ham 1-3 (Claret - 1)
C) Southampton vs Brighton 2-2 (Mark - 1, G.B - 1, Vanni - 1)

2. Pick two of these scenarios:

A) Four or more teams keep clean sheets (3 pts)
B) A red card is given in Spurs vs Liverpool (6 pts)
C) City beat Fulham by three or more goals (5 pts) (Leewilson - 5, shane - 5, FishyMackem - 5, Dirk - 5, Benji - 5, Dave - 5, Mark - 5, G.B - 5, Claret - 5)
D) The two W teams (Watford (vs Man Utd) and Wolves (vs Burnley)) both win (8 pts)
E) West Ham get their first win of the season against Everton (4 pts) (Claret - 4)
F) A match ends with 5 or more goals scored (3 pts) (Super_horns - 3, shane - 3, FishyMackem - 3, JPOYNTER - 3, nawoo - 3, Dave - 3, Stevencc - 3)

3. Pick one:

A) If Tottenham beat Liverpool, +5 points. If Liverpool beat Tottenham, -4 points.
B) If Southampton beat Brighton, +5 points. If Brighton beat Southampton, -4 points.
C) If Man City beat Fulham, +2 points. If Fulham beat Man City, -8 points. (Leewilson - 2, Super_horns - 2, JPOYNTER - 2, nawoo - 2, Mark - 2, G.B - 2, Vanni - 2, Claret - 2)

STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 5
1. Super_horns - 63 +6
2. Benji - 61 +6
3. G.B - 59 +8
4. Claret - 57 +12
5. shane - 57 +11
6. Dirk - 57 +6
7. Mark - 55 +9
8. Stevencc - 54 +4
9. Leewilson - 54 +8
10. Vanni - 54 +6
11. FishyMackem - 39 +8
12. JPOYNTER - 38 +6
13. Dave - 32 +9
14. nawoo - 6 +6

Fairly mixed week. Stevencc and Vanni get just 4 while claret50 's West Ham optimism helps him to 12 points. The top 3 stay the same but there are 3 players lurking behind G.B on 57 points, with 4 more behind them on 52+. nawoo has a decent first week with 6 points.

As usual I'd recommend double checking your predictions, as I may have got something wrong.

 

[FishyMackem]

Stupid Southampton - not that it would have made much difference anyway!

 

[shane]

My meteoric climb continues to the heady heights of 5th. However, I need a rivalry to ensure I stay interested:

G.B You're a useless bitch who stands no chance of finishing above me.

 

[G.B]

While I may not entirely agree with your opinion, I do respect it and your right to voice that opinion. I wish you the best of luck for the future. Bitch.

 

[FishyMackem]

epic73 You haven't updated the position numbers. Either that or I've been counting wrong my entire life

 

[shane]

It's on.

 

[Vanni]

epic73 ''As usual I'd recommend double checking your predictions, as I may have got something wrong.''

Well said bro

I got 6 points not 4.

 

[epic73]

epic73 ''As usual I'd recommend double checking your predictions, as I may have got something wrong.''

Well said bro

I got 6 points not 4.

Done.

FishyMackem Also fixed that! Those were the positions from week 4.

 

[FishyMackem]

I'll take a points boost for pointing it out?

 

[epic73]

If I gave away points for pointing out mistakes G.B would have won already.

 

[Dirk]

there are 3 players lurking behind G.B on 57 points,

I am one of those 3 but to be clear: I'm not "lurking behind" G.B. He's mate .

btw: taught me a lesson this round: Don't rely on Southampton to give you some extra points. Go the secure way with Man City next time

 

[epic73]

ROUND 6

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
D) Chelsea get their 50th all-time win against West Ham (2 pts)
E) Etienne Capoue gets his 5th yellow card of the season (5 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)
G) At least two of the winless teams (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Burnley) win their matches (5 pts)
H) Every top 6 team wins their match (8 pts)
I) Benjamin Mendy or Jose Holebas gets an assist (6 pts)
J) No top 6 teams win (50 pts)

2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal.

 

[Leewilson]

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)
J) No top 6 teams win (50 pts)

2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal.
Aguero

 

[epic73]

To clarify, top 6 = City, United, Spurs, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Chelsea.

 

[G.B]

ROUND 6

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
D) Chelsea get their 50th all-time win against West Ham (2 pts)
E) Etienne Capoue gets his 5th yellow card of the season (5 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)
G) At least two of the winless teams (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Burnley) win their matches (5 pts)
H) Every top 6 team wins their match (8 pts)
I) Benjamin Mendy or Jose Holebas gets an assist (6 pts)
J) No top 6 teams win (50 pts)

2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal.
Aguero

 

[Red Deserato]

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)


2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal. Aguero

 

[Dave]

ROUND 6

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
D) Chelsea get their 50th all-time win against West Ham (2 pts)
G) At least two of the winless teams (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Burnley) win their matches (5 pts)


2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal.
Harry Kane

 

[Dirk]

ROUND 6

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
D) Chelsea get their 50th all-time win against West Ham (2 pts)
E) Etienne Capoue gets his 5th yellow card of the season (5 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)
G) At least two of the winless teams (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Burnley) win their matches (5 pts)
H) Every top 6 team wins their match (8 pts)
I) Benjamin Mendy or Jose Holebas gets an assist (6 pts)
J) No top 6 teams win (50 pts)

2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal. Salah

 

[shane]

ROUND 6

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
D) Chelsea get their 50th all-time win against West Ham (2 pts)
E) Etienne Capoue gets his 5th yellow card of the season (5 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)
G) At least two of the winless teams (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Burnley) win their matches (5 pts)
H) Every top 6 team wins their match (8 pts)
I) Benjamin Mendy or Jose Holebas gets an assist (6 pts)
J) No top 6 teams win (50 pts)

2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal.
Hazard

 

[shane]

F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)

Ings is cup tied and Lallana is injured. Good pick you f*cking cretin.

 

[G.B]

Ings is cup tied and Lallana is injured. Good pick you f*cking cretin.

I know Ings can't play but I must point out the fact that a player can't be CUP tied for a LEAGUE game you absolute spunktrumpet.

Spoiler

Because it's a league game, not a cup game.

I'm relying on Mane who the extremely knowledgeable Stevencc has reliably informed me is a far better player than that one season wonder, and diving pussy, Salah.

 

[shane]

I know Ings can't play but I must point out the fact that a player can't be CUP tied for a LEAGUE game you absolute spunktrumpet.

Spoiler

Because it's a league game, not a cup game.

I'm relying on Mane who the extremely knowledgeable Stevencc has reliably informed me is a far better player than that one season wonder, and diving pussy, Salah.

Ings is ineligible to play regardless of the terminology.

Its very possible Mane will have a good game but that doesn't make you any less of a shithouse.

 

[G.B]

Apology accepted.

 

[FishyMackem]

1. Pick FOUR of these scenarios:

A) Man Utd beat their 2nd W team in a row (in the league) by winning against Wolves (2 pts)
B) Chelsea and Liverpool both win, keeping their 100% records (3 pts)
C) A match finishes 2-2 (3 pts)
D) Chelsea get their 50th all-time win against West Ham (2 pts)
E) Etienne Capoue gets his 5th yellow card of the season (5 pts)
F) In Liverpool vs Southampton, at least one goal is scored by Danny Ings/Sadio Mane/Adam Lallana (5 pts)
G) At least two of the winless teams (Cardiff, Huddersfield, Newcastle, Burnley) win their matches (5 pts)
H) Every top 6 team wins their match (8 pts)
I) Benjamin Mendy or Jose Holebas gets an assist (6 pts)
J) No top 6 teams win (50 pts)

2. Pick a player. 3 points for every goal he scores, 2 for every assist he gets, and -10 if he gets a red card or scores an own goal.
Mitrovic

 

[epic73]

Ings is cup tied and Lallana is injured. Good pick you f*cking cretin.

That was obviously, erm, a clever ruse to trick people into picking that scenario. I was (obviously) 100% aware that Ings and Lallana couldn't play.

 

[Red Deserato]

That was obviously, erm, a clever ruse to trick people into picking that scenario. I was (obviously) 100% aware that Ings and Lallana couldn't play.

im still gonna hedge my bets on Mane

 

[shane]

That was obviously, erm, a clever ruse to trick people into picking that scenario. I was (obviously) 100% aware that Ings and Lallana couldn't play.

Fair enough. That silly wanker fell for it.

 

[Dirk]

I know Ings can't play but I must point out the fact that a player can't be CUP tied for a LEAGUE game you absolute spunktrumpet.

Spoiler

Because it's a league game, not a cup game.

I'm relying on Mane who the extremely knowledgeable Stevencc has reliably informed me is a far better player than that one season wonder, and diving pussy, Salah.

Well said, mate . Exactly why I put this scenario too. SAD(io)
OK, I picked the "diving pussy" for the 2nd scenario. If only your extremely knowledge User had informed me too before I made this mistake

And another mistake was to vote against Wolves! Will be a disaster for me this round!

 

[G.B]

Thank you Dirk mate. Good to know I can count on you to backhand shane if he gets a bit lairy.

 

[Dirk]

"Allzeit bereit" Be prepared