Everton to be sold within 3 weeks...... Kansas City

[johnnytodd]

100 MILLION SUMMER SPEND

THE BLUE GIANT HAS AWOKEN

 

[EvertonPaul]

The cynical Evertonian in me is saying steady on, but it can't be denied that we are in a much better position off the pitch, purely for just having an actual businessman on the board. Exciting times ahead.

 

[johnnytodd]

The cynical Evertonian in me is saying steady on, but it can't be denied that we are in a much better position off the pitch, purely for just having an actual businessman on the board. Exciting times ahead.

Yes i here before end of season another major investor is coming in with a £385 million new stadium on the waterfront.

just see it now, mersey skyline with a big fuck off blue led lit Everton stadium in the middle........

LoL

 

[johnnytodd]

New sponsors already Avon Tyres LOL
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/business/everton-fc-avon-tyres-announce-10965215

Gona be a goodyear like i said.....

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Next year your year then, Johnny?

 

[Stevencc]

I'm getting tyred of these pun(cture)s.

 

[Christian Slater]

Felling deflated, Steve?

 

[EvertonPaul]

Next season will be a goodyear if that deal is anything to go by. We'll probably go continental as a result.

 

[JimJams]

100 MILLION SUMMER SPEND

THE BLUE GIANT HAS AWOKEN

Is Martinez spending it?

 

[johnnytodd]

Is Martinez spending it?

No Mourihno

 

[sl1k]

Why the fuck have you got Rouhani up as your avatar JT

 

[johnnytodd]

Why the fuck have you got Rouhani up as your avatar JT

he's bankrolling the Mersey billionaires

 

[Christian Slater]

he's bankrolling the Mersey billionaires

Rooney, Jones, Valencia and Fellaini for £100m

 

[G-Dragon]

Benteke available for cut-price 30 million!

 

[johnnytodd]

Usmanov selling his shares at Goonsville i hear.......he'll then come in with his mate at Everton......major developments going on here at Everton

happy days lads ?????

 

[EvertonPaul]

I'd cream my kecks if that happened. Usmanov is a big Arsenal fan though am I correct? Don't see why he's acquired more shares to just sell them straight away. File that one under; Twitter bullshit

 

[JimJams]

Usmanov wants full control though, he might have given up on that idea with Arsenal if he reckons he can do it with Everton.

 

[johnnytodd]

Usmanov wants full control though, he might have given up on that idea with Arsenal if he reckons he can do it with Everton.

you obviously know waaaay more about this than most (to be honest, like a lot on here, I didn't really know who Usmanov was a few days ago) but I think you're thinking like an accountant here (but hey, Moshiri is an accountant, right?) and assuming the cool head of business will apply fully in this situation. People don't buy premier league clubs for the same reasons that they buy property, they buy them for the same reason they buy Ferraris: status, to impress their mates and to excite the nether parts of impressionable women. It seems to me that Usmanov currently part-owns a Ferrari that he's never going to be able to drive.

I don't think you can compare football with property; there aren't Turkish property ultras stabbing visiting architects in the arse with jarg flick knives. When Farshad Moshiri's parents were smuggling him out of Persia in a rolled-up rug he didn't take one last look at his room and quickly grab his signed photo of Kirsty and Phil as the roof fell in. He grabbed his Panini "Argentina 78" sticker album (which was almost full: Moshiri's main regret to this day is that he has never been able to source the sticker for Hungarian defender Tibor Nyilasi.)

Long analogy short: Usmanov is stuck in an extremely desirable North London Property but one where he's not allowed to make any decisions about the decor and he has to sleep beneath the stairs like Harry Potter. His mate has bought a historic "fixer upper" in the North and is about to totally redo the place to his liking: he's tastefully reimagined the Georgian architecture and the planning permission for the sex dungeon has already been waived through. Usmanov will ring Moshiri up from his classy London dinner party and hear Farhad recreating the last days of Rome, face down in a pyramid of lemo, Scarface-style, as he watches while the Swedish female beach volley ball have started to massage each other after a hard day's training: it's really hot in the steam room, and even though beads of sweat form on their midriffs the sand has left their skin a bit dry so they have to get the baby oil out and ........er what were we talking about again? LOL

 

[EvertonPaul]

Where did you copy and paste that from then Johnny mate?

 

[johnnytodd]

Where did you copy and paste that from then Johnny mate?

how dare you?

 

[Smudge]

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Less of the casually ignorant racism/ islamophobia please.

 

[G-Dragon]

Less of the casually ignorant racism/ islamophobia please.

Which sentence?

 

[JoshBCFC]

Post deleted

 

[Smudge]

Which sentence?

Which one do you think? Now remove it please

 

[Habbinalan]

I was planning a more stunning post for number 1,000 but I thought I recognised it. You mean Johnny is not that erudite commentator turner??

Where did you copy and paste that from then Johnny mate?

how dare you?

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/confirmed-major-shareholder-farhad-moshiri.85442/page-193

 

[G-Dragon]

Which one do you think? Now remove it please

Calm down its a joke

 

[johnnytodd]

As a practicing muslim and Evertonian i can confirm i was not offended in the slightest.

 

[Football Purist]

As a practicing muslim and Evertonian i can confirm i was not offended in the slightest.

So you'd rather there was a mosque in the corner of Goodison?

 

[Stagat]

mos que un club

 

[johnnytodd]

So you'd rather there was a mosque in the corner of Goodison?

not arsed with football we lost today so whatever mate