FOOD WORLD CUP - QUARTER FINAL 3 - THE AULD ENEMIES

[Martino Knockavelli]

PLEASE LIKE TO VOTE

CHICOLATE DOGESTIVES

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

versus

SCOTCH EGGS

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Whoever votes digestives, you are all scum. The lot of you.

 

[Red]

Whoever votes digestives, you are all scum. The lot of you.

You're just an egg in some breadcrumbs, egg in some breadcrumbs, you're just an egg in some breadcrumbs.

Can you hear scotch eggs sing? No!No! Can you hear scotch eggs sing? I can't hear a fucking thing.


We're McVities McVities McVities and that's the way we like it we like it we like it.

We can see you rolling off, we can see you rolling off.

When you're sat in row z and the ball hits your head that's scotch eggs.

Who's the bastard in the breadcrumbs? Who's the bastard in the breadcrumbs.

We are sailing, we are sailing home again across the tea.

You're the shit of savoury foods, you're the shit of savoury foods.

We hate rich tea oh we hate rich tea, we hate rich tea oh we hate rich tea, we are the rich tea haters.

You're just the waste from a chicken, waste from a chicken, you're just the waste from a chicken.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I would normally tell you to go die in a fire for your clearly eggist ways, but that was an impressive effort. Bravo good sir.

 

[Red]

I would normally tell you to go die in a fire for your clearly eggist ways, but that was an impressive effort. Bravo good sir.

Thanks. Yeah, I am eggist, so what? Are you going to this match? If so I'll see you in the car park after the game - no weapons

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I am going to EGG your car bruv. Pussiho. (I think that's what the cool kids say nowdays anyway?)

 

[The Iron]

Whoever votes digestives, you are all scum. The lot of you.

 

[G-Dragon]

Never eaten scotch eggs so can't vote for it.

 

[Red]

Never eaten scotch eggs so can't vote for it.

You're not missing anything

 

[Stevencc]

...just life itself.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Clarification required: are these dark chocolate digestives or milk chocolate digestives? Looks like the former (aka the SUPERIOR choccy d)

 

[Red]

In the main I prefer dark chocolate, but I once bought a bar that was so strong I couldn't eat it.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Dark chocolate lover as well as a scotch egg hater? You're basically the worst person alive. Seriously.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Clarification required: are these dark chocolate digestives or milk chocolate digestives? Looks like the former (aka the SUPERIOR choccy d)

Both. They compete together, like Ireland in rugby.

 

[Magic]

Got to go with the scotch digestive. Just.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

VOTING IS CLOSED

CHOC DIGESTIVES - 17
SCOTCH EGG - 7

 

[Stevencc]

This is a fucking disgrace of a result.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

regardless of result, both sets of fans a fuckin disgrace imo

be ashamed.

 

[Red]

This is a fucking disgrace of a result.

Get fucked you egg munching c***!

 

[mnb089mnb]

regardless of result, both sets of fans a fuckin disgrace imo

be ashamed.

there not true fans m8

 

[Red]

there not true fans m8

No, you're not a real fan. I would fucking DIE for Digestives. I nearly did once when we had an away game against jammie dodgers. I'll fight to the death for my team cos I'm digestive head hunter

 

[Stevencc]

I'm not making any threats or anything here but you guys better stop talking shit about scotch eggs.

I'll just leave this here.

 

[Magic]

The real travesty is that these two heavyweights were drawn against each other.