Stickied Good Guy List

[Spirederman]

Dave was the only person who made my cuntlist and my good guy list. True fact.

Said fact also applies to myself.

A very high placer in both mine.

A great big lovable cunto.

 

[lordofthepies]

A great big lovable cunto.

-lovable.

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

About as lovable as Ebola or Bashar al-Assad

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

13. TomPNE94

2. TomPNE94 - decent for a PNE fan I guess [], sound lad

A founding member of the Nonce Clique, TomPNE94 and his fellow big-brained compatriots were vital in the popularisation of the phrase. TomPNE94's highlight was when he edited everyone's shout into just 'nonce' for the longest period of time. As well as calling people, things, small animals, inanimate household objects and his reflection 'nonces', TomPNE94 also enjoys walks around the burgeoning bourgeois suburbs of Preston and the music of Mike Oldfield. An unapologetic yankophile, TomPNE94 was a big Trump supporter and has expressed similar plans for a wall around Preston. The rest of the country is in agreement that that is a superb idea.

As his name suggest, Tom first went to see Preston North End in 1994. And what a time it was to be a fan of this historic club. Tom instantly fell in love with his namesake Finney's wizardry down the flank. Legendary Grimsby Town and Carlisle manager Bill Shankly at right half. Graham Alexander pulling the strings in the middle of the park and that classic Kevin Davies/Bobby Charlton combo up front was delivering the goods in domestic competitions such as The Coca-Cola Cup and overseas in the Anglo Italian Cup. Online, the manner in which Tom's tireless work as a 1FF moderator hasn't negatively influenced his global appeal is testament to his amiable character. Experts are yet to deny findings that as high as 35% of all likes issued during the early months of 1FF were actually TomPNE94 likes. Tom was also keen contributor to the TFF Shoutbox and was in the thick of the great fallout. Not quite on the frontline, but the bit that is just behind the frontline, typically liking anything anti-VillaBoy and attempting to instil a voice of reason into proceedings. A very solid brand with a well deserved 13th placed spot.

Stats
Height: 182cm
Weight: 78kg
Position: RB
Current club: Championship (captain)
Likes per post: 0.039
Estimated transfer market value: £18.75M
Vocabulary: 7/10
Area of expertise: Guessing game and association threads (Guess the Ground, Guess the 1FFer, Music Association, etc)
Face: 7/10
Hipsterity: 6/10
Popularity: 9/10

 

[Monkey]

Thank you for getting me unblocked from this thread Ian.

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

Not sure why you were banned in the first place.

 

[TomPNE94]

13. TomPNE94

you fucking kidding me? give me a write up you shit

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

12. Saltire

He's Scottish I think. Don't really know him, but I asked around and no-one wanted to present for him either. Also no-one sent in anything about him so hey-ho, y'all are as feckless as me I guess.

Saltire or Salty to his friends, well.....acquaintances, hails from the city of Discovery and highest teenage pregnancy rate in the universe. He is an avid Liverpool fan, so much so that he starts a 'Match Chat Thread' every time they are due to play a game. The fact that he starts all other similar threads is neither here nor there as he probably is on his fifth half by then. He has recently taken up kiddy on rowing and was conned...ahem, advised into forking out a pile of dosh for some kind of home machine. The seller, a certain Mr Todd from Scouseland was last seen laughing his bollocks off in the pub.

...[H]e supports Barcelona, one of the Dundee sides, an Italian side he doesn't wish to reveal, Spain and Scotland.

 

[Leo]

12. Saltire

He's Scottish I think. Don't really know him, but I asked around and no-one wanted to present for him either. Also no-one sent in anything about him so hey-ho, y'all are as feckless as me I guess.

No thinking about it....the lad's from bonnie Dundee!............................for his sins.....

I'd have given him a write up.

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

You are welcome to. Say something about him and I'll edit it in.

 

[Leo]

You are welcome to. Say something about him and I'll edit it in.

Saltire or Salty to his friends, well.....acquaintances, hails from the city of Discovery and highest teenage pregnancy rate in the universe. He is an avid Liverpool fan, so much so that he starts a 'Match Chat Thread' every time they are due to play a game. The fact that he starts all other similar threads is neither here nor there as he probably is on his fifth half by then. He has recently taken up kiddy on rowing and was conned...ahem, advised into forking out a pile of dosh for some kind of home machine. The seller, a certain Mr Todd from Scouseland was last seen laughing his bollocks off in the pub.

 

[Stevencc]

Also he supports Barcelona, one of the Dundee sides, an Italian side he doesn't wish to reveal, Spain and Scotland.

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

Good stuff.

 

[Son of Cod]

you fucking kidding me? give me a write up you shit

As his name suggest, Tom first went to see Preston North End in 1994. And what a time it was to be a fan of this historic club. Tom instantly fell in love with his namesake Finney's wizardry down the flank. Legendary Grimsby Town and Carlisle manager Bill Shankly at right half. Graham Alexander pulling the strings in the middle of the park and that classic Kevin Davies/Bobby Charlton combo up front was delivering the goods in domestic competitions such as The Coca-Cola Cup and overseas in the Anglo Italian Cup. Online, the manner in which Tom's tireless work as a 1FF moderator hasn't negatively influenced his global appeal is testament to his amiable character. Experts are yet to deny findings that as high as 35% of all likes issued during the early months of 1FF were actually TomPNE94 likes. Tom was also a keen contributor to the TFF Shoutbox and was in the thick of the great fallout. Not quite on the frontline, but the bit that is just behind the frontline, typically liking anything anti-VillaBoy and attempting to instil a voice of reason into proceedings. A very solid brand with a well deserved 13th placed spot.

Stats
Height: 182cm
Weight: 78kg
Position: RB
Current club: Championship forum (captain)
Likes per post: 0.039
Estimated transfer market value: £18.75M
Vocabulary: 7/10
Area of expertise: Guessing game and association threads (Guess the Ground, Guess the 1FFer, Music Association, etc)
Face: 7/10
Hipsterity: 6/10
Popularity: 9/10

 

[Monkey]

Saltire or Salty to his friends, well.....acquaintances, hails from the city of Discovery and highest teenage pregnancy rate in the universe. He is an avid Liverpool fan, so much so that he starts a 'Match Chat Thread' every time they are due to play a game. The fact that he starts all other similar threads is neither here nor there as he probably is on his fifth half by then. He has recently taken up kiddy on rowing and was conned...ahem, advised into forking out a pile of dosh for some kind of home machine. The seller, a certain Mr Todd from Scouseland was last seen laughing his bollocks off in the pub.

Nice write up Leo.

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

11. ???

that muslamic arse kettle thing is weird

Fucking love this nutter.

An outspoken, derogatory, drug-fuelled layabout. [REDACTED] should be hated but he's such a top guy it's impossible to dislike him just for the craic he offers

Esteemed moderator JJH has the floor.

 

[Leo]

11. ???



Esteemed moderator JJH has the floor.

You fucking tease.......

 

[JJH]

Thanks Ian, this could get emotional.

sl1k, if you're able to read this mate, we miss you.

Politics extraordinaire Slunk has left behind a life of drugs, booze and repeatedly labelling other members "fuckbois" (NorfolkWomble) with his many internet friends to live with his young family [/Dave] deep in the west end of London. At least, we hope.

One of the original members of the top table and the brains behind the *BIG* London 1FF meet, Sl1k will always be held in high regard in these parts. Despite the outright homophobia and claiming to be a London based Man Yoo fan, Sl1k had a heart of gold and has actually won a place in my heart as my favourite Muslim in the world.

Sl1k - ???-2016 everybody.

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

Wherever he is I hope he's snorting a line and being homophobic with a smile.

 

[Jockney]

RIP Sl1k. I missed you coz I was ill but if you come back I will not make that mistake again.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Pft. The fawning over that guy is quite NAUSEATING, frankly

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

You wouldn't be saying that if he wasn't such a pineapple-hater.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

*homophobe

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

10. smat

funny little man

sometimes posts some good insight on footy when he's not trying to be funny

he lets me sleep in his beard sometimes. once he forgot i was in there and it was only at the airport scanners i was discovered. ha!ha!.

 

[Lamby]

I should be number one tbf

 

[MJA]

I should be number one tbf

There can only be one number 1

 

[PaulHaddock]

I should be number one tbf

Unfortunately, this whole thing is fixed so we'll never know the true winner.

 

[MJA]

Unfortunately, this whole thing is fixed so we'll never know the true winner.

This is very disturbing information

 

[Lamby]

Unfortunately, this whole thing is fixed so we'll never know the true winner.

Is it the Russians rigging it?

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

lol i wish