Stickied Good Guy List

[G-Dragon]

Ugh this list compared to "Worst Posters"...

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Whoever put HBK top should be named and shamed for bringing this list in to disrepute.

 

[lordofthepies]

Whoever put HBK top should be named and shamed for bringing this list in to disrepute.

There may be worse to come. I've heard it suggested that some people voted for dave.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

There may be worse to come. I've heard it suggested that some people voted for dave.

Get out of here?

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

Ugh this list compared to "Worst Posters"...

Spoiler alert: you do not feature.

 

[Carver]

What is this sad crap?

 

[G-Dragon]

Spoiler alert: you do not feature.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

There may be worse to come. I've heard it suggested that some people voted for dave.

Only person to make both this and my c*** list...

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

What is this sad crap?

Almost as sad as voting for yourself isn't it, Carver? HMMMMM????

 

[Monkey]

What is this sad crap?

I know that you're frustrated at only coming 42nd but did you really think you'd do better?

 

[Spirederman]

Only person to make both this and my c*** list...

Same

 

[Carver]

Almost as sad as voting for yourself isn't it, Carver? HMMMMM????

I did that just to take the piss because this thing is just so lame.

 

[Carver]

I know that you're frustrated at only coming 42nd but did you really think you'd do better?

Well yes I thought I'd win this silly little game and with it win a fucking shit load of money.

But no all you get is a badge that says you have won 1st prize in some sad arse internet thing ran by and supported by a couple of forum nerds who have nothing better to do.

 

[Pagnell]

MBR alongside Carver and Epic? Really?

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

You seem very angry for someone who doesnt care, buddy. It's just a bit of fun calm down.

 

[Pagnell]

Perhaps he took my post about him winning to heart without realising I was taking the piss.

 

[Leo]

Well yes I thought I'd win this silly little game and with it win a fucking shit load of money.

But no all you get is a badge that says you have won 1st prize in some sad arse internet thing ran by and supported by a couple of forum nerds who have nothing better to do.

not even a badge for you Carver...sad really.

 

[Skinner]

MBR alongside Carver and Epic? Really?

Probably because I was the only one that voted him working out the maths.

 

[GodsGift]

I would have voted for MBR had I not forgotten. His fault for not posting anymore!

 

[Pagnell]

Probably because I was the only one that voted him working out the maths.

Nope, he got a vote off me too.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Well yes I thought I'd win this silly little game and with it win a fucking shit load of money.

But no all you get is a badge that says you have won 1st prize in some sad arse internet thing ran by and supported by a couple of forum nerds who have nothing better to do.

You do realise you're posting on said forum with said 'sad arse (...) forum nerds', right?

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

I'd like to explain something I missed earlier with regards to the system. All posters who received a vote from just one person were removed from the equation. This was to prevent too heavy weighting, e.g. a respectable poster who received votes from half a dozen posters finishing below some clown who just put himself in first.

Probably because I was the only one that voted him working out the maths.

 

[Skinner]

Even if they're top? Fair enough...

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

Even if they're top? Fair enough...

Top from you, 4th from Paggers = 17 points. Exact same as Carver actually who put himself top. Dunno who put him 4th though.

 

[Pagnell]

Surely voting for oneself isn't permitted?

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

There weren't any rules really.

 

[Spirederman]

Y'see I'm that good of a guy, I considered all my mates before myself.

#Sacrifice

 

[Carver]

You seem very angry for someone who doesnt care, buddy. It's just a bit of fun calm down.

I'm not angry, I'm just like what the fuck?

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

Moving swiftly on from The Carver Show

41. Kevin, StevieEvansRedNWhiteArmy, Destruction, Dirk, The Paranoid Pineapple and Luke Imp

Dunno who Luke Imp is. Suspect he's a Lincoln fan. Called Luke. I do know who Destruction is though. Another PNE fan who doesn't hate me, Dessy was another integral member of the HAMUC and well loved on TFF for his cutesy feuds with a much-loved, autocratic, Liverpool-supporting admin. Dessy was well known for having awful taste in most things, but does seem to know a lot about football. I'm a big fan of his work, he took up hiking as a new hobby a year or two ago. Not sure if he's still doing it. StevieEvansRedNWhiteArmy was, unless I remember wrongly, voted the worst 1ffer in a recent competition. So if you finished below him, wow, you suck. The Paranoid Pineapple used to change his name to The Paranoid Partridge for Christmas but forgot last year, which may have been an omen considering how shit this year has been. I have been reliably informed his name is ananas paranoïaque in French. Dirk I wanted to like but he got very annoying with regards to the voting situation so, meh. Kevin used to be known as Captain Yossarian on the old forum I think. He once suggested that I should hang a squirrel as a warning to the other squirrels. He also quite likes Catch-22.

My research team also wanted to say

Abertawe can go fuck himself, the peanut-headed cunt

Although such harsh words don't really reflect the 'one for all and all for one' spirit I wanted to foster here, I will remind Abertawe and everyone else that this was supposed to be a community effort. Please send in comments and write-ups and I will add them to the post.

Addendum: Most of the Lincoln fans are very much in the safe mould, don't stand out at all and try to get along with everyone. Luke Imp is no exception, however he is a keen amateur land surveyor and has travelled as far as the South Pole following his passion.

Addendum: Destruction will fondly be remembered for bullying James, pwning Paggerz, and tricking one of his girlfriend's friends into buying her The Trip on DVD for her birthday because he wanted to watch it.

Addendum: If Carel is the Pirlo of 1FF then Kevin is Messi, the mainstream star of the show and all time club legend

Addendum: AN [on Kevin]: 'the reason we're all here'...

 

[Monkey]

Nice to see Dirk on the list