E10rifle
Well-Known Member
Won't make myself too comfortable here in case the unthinkable happens. No, of course I don't mean Orient stringing some wins together and escaping the drop (we have been down for months), I mean in case we don't even exist come August. 'Orient 1881' in the Essex Senior League has a ring to it...
I understand you have a good few bellends on this forum, so here is my quick rundown of the posters who will be slumming it down here for a season before our youth team has a crack at the Conference South:
Dalendless Shid - Rarely posts. When he does, it's usually about beards or the latest female tennis pro he's fallen in love with. Just needs to watch a game at Barrow to complete 'The 126'.
NolansOrient Naive to the point where he might just be a bit of a div. Thought Orient might actually win a football match until a few weeks ago. Heart is in the right place, but extremely easy to wind up. Probably normal in real life, unlike the rest of us.
Look Out There Are Llamas Blags his way in to games by pretending to be a scout for an unnamed football league club. Appears intelligent at first glance, until you realise that he broke his own foot by dropping a chair on it. Once won a round of League Two Killer Football, but he doesn't like to talk about it.
The Terminator So named due to his unending, unflinching quest to be the most doom-laden c**t in the history of everything. Has spent the past six months masturbating at the thought of how awful a trip to Solihull Moors will be. Apparently knows what a 'Guiseley' is, but isn't telling the rest of us.
eric read Abandoned his boyhood non-league club, Oxford United, in a fit of pique when Orient fans danced on the pitch in celebration of relegating the U's in 2006. He has followed his newly-beloved Orient with gay abandon, right up until we got into this Besh*tty mess. Having attended Wembley yesterday in a desperate attempt to rekindle his lost love, Eric is now a Coventry fan. I once pissed on his Nan.
E10rifle League Two (new) poster of the year in 2015/16, E10 will be lending his unique blend of condescending morose fuckwittery, obtuse WUMery and ability to write in the third person to a whole new audience of adoring fans. Occasionally advocates premeditated murder as a solution to Orient's problems and is right about everything.
I understand you have a good few bellends on this forum, so here is my quick rundown of the posters who will be slumming it down here for a season before our youth team has a crack at the Conference South:
Dalendless Shid - Rarely posts. When he does, it's usually about beards or the latest female tennis pro he's fallen in love with. Just needs to watch a game at Barrow to complete 'The 126'.
NolansOrient Naive to the point where he might just be a bit of a div. Thought Orient might actually win a football match until a few weeks ago. Heart is in the right place, but extremely easy to wind up. Probably normal in real life, unlike the rest of us.
Look Out There Are Llamas Blags his way in to games by pretending to be a scout for an unnamed football league club. Appears intelligent at first glance, until you realise that he broke his own foot by dropping a chair on it. Once won a round of League Two Killer Football, but he doesn't like to talk about it.
The Terminator So named due to his unending, unflinching quest to be the most doom-laden c**t in the history of everything. Has spent the past six months masturbating at the thought of how awful a trip to Solihull Moors will be. Apparently knows what a 'Guiseley' is, but isn't telling the rest of us.
eric read Abandoned his boyhood non-league club, Oxford United, in a fit of pique when Orient fans danced on the pitch in celebration of relegating the U's in 2006. He has followed his newly-beloved Orient with gay abandon, right up until we got into this Besh*tty mess. Having attended Wembley yesterday in a desperate attempt to rekindle his lost love, Eric is now a Coventry fan. I once pissed on his Nan.
E10rifle League Two (new) poster of the year in 2015/16, E10 will be lending his unique blend of condescending morose fuckwittery, obtuse WUMery and ability to write in the third person to a whole new audience of adoring fans. Occasionally advocates premeditated murder as a solution to Orient's problems and is right about everything.
