Kev's weekend shananigans, including some midweek excursions

[KevinMcallister]

I will update you on my drinking antics, which lass or lad has punched me this weekend, and various other BANTZ

 

[Megaclyde]

Can't wait

EDIT: That wasn't sarcasm btw

 

[r1ch1e]

Yes! A welcome return.

 

[Dave-Vale]

You made it!

 

[mistermagic]

Well get cracking Kevin!

 

[Cashis]

I will be carefully scrutinising all of your stories as I feel I could rival this with what goes on during my weekends.

 

[BlueBee]

I got an 'Asbo' from Camden Town last weekend. Basically meant I wasn't allowed in the borough for 48 hours. Constable Matthew Ebbs didn't buy my "I have a dentist appointment tomorrow in Camden" excuse.

LAD.

 

[Megaclyde]

I find your avatar very appropriate for that story BB

 

[KevinMcallister]

So another weekend is here, Tonight Matthew i'm gonna be "absolutely smashed"

small get together tonight, just 3 of us, which is disappointing especially as on Monday there was 7 of us, the other 4 can go fuck themselves though, quality not quantity, I think Hedley Verity in Leeds has a Jagerbomb special on, 5 for £10, which will equal dissater for our Kev!!

i am partial to the odd bomb, but i'm no terrorist

 

[Cashis]

So another weekend is here, Tonight Matthew i'm gonna be "absolutely smashed"

small get together tonight, just 3 of us, which is disappointing especially as on Monday there was 7 of us, the other 4 can go fuck themselves though, quality not quantity, I think Hedley Verity in Leeds has a Jagerbomb special on, 5 for £10, which will equal dissater for our Kev!!

i am partial to the odd bomb, but i'm no terrorist

Will you be going for the big three day sesh, Kevin?

 

[KevinMcallister]

nah, maybe if i was still in my 20's, being in my early 30's it's just not possible anymore, i will however depending on how many want to, be going out tomorrow night, but i will need Sunday and Monday to recover for work

not so young anymore

 

[Tilbury]

i am partial to the odd bomb, but i'm no terrorist

Chemical variant for me tonight.

 

[TomPNE94]

I'm doing the three day sesh, but only if we win on Sunday.

 

[TomPNE94]

If we don't it will just be a 2 day sesh

 

[Cashis]

Only two for me. Working tomorrow day cos I'll be dropping £200+ on Sunday

 

[KevinMcallister]

had 2 beers already to ease my pain, feeling better now, HAIR OF THE DOG!

back out in 5 hours, to go once again, last night was great but pretty uneventful, apart from a chair being thrown like in the poltergeist movie, seemed to come out of nowhere and landed 4 foot away from us

 

[Red]

I got an 'Asbo' from Camden Town last weekend. Basically meant I wasn't allowed in the borough for 48 hours. Constable Matthew Ebbs didn't buy my "I have a dentist appointment tomorrow in Camden" excuse.

LAD.

What did you get an ASBO for? Was it A: Drunken or threatening behaviour. B : Vandalism or graffiti or C: Playing loud music at night.

I'm guessing either A - you smacked a 13 year old after having a pint or B, you smeared your own poo over a shop window, again after consuming a pint.

 

[KevinMcallister]

aye, Kev doesn't resort to anything other than borderline sexual harrassment or banterz

no need to get physical or smear turd on bars etc

 

[BlueBee]

I was taking the piss out of a bouncer by pretending to by a gypsy (doesn't feel so funny now) and then he thought I spat at him but I was just throwing him some air kisses.

The police found the funny side of it but told me to leave the area...I reckon they knew I had been drinking since 10 that morning.

I doubt I'll ever go camden again tbh....I find I always get into trouble around there, my fault or not.

 

[Red]

That's probably not an ASBO but an order to move along. I'd like to have seen the bouncer getting revved up though.

 

[BlueBee]

The worst thing is I was in the process of chatting up these two bloke Italians and then apparently the bouncer came out and I couldn't help myself.

I don't remember any of it really.

 

[Stagat]

Bloke Italians?

 

[Alty]

Pretending to be a gypsy sounds about as funny as syphilis.

 

[BlueBee]

I was pissed....please forgive me for doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol....Obviously you've never done anything you regret on a day out on the lash.

 

[Red]

It's probably one of those you'd have to have been there to appreciate it scenarios.

 

[Spirederman]

Why Bloke Italians BB??

 

[Craig]

How exactly do you pretend to be a gypsy? would be my question.

 

[KevinMcallister]

i dunno but i once pretended to be spiderman, on a full day of jagerbombs and kronenburg

think i tried climbing a wall, or so the nurse told me the following morning

 

[BlueBee]

Stop asking questions. I'm embarrassed about the whole situation. I wish i never posted it.

 

[mistermagic]

Too late. You got us intrigued now.