Kids doing your head in yet?

[Monkey]

Surely 6 weeks is far too long for them to be off from school?

How are all you parents coping?

I feel like going stabby stabby stab stab with a knife.

 

[Stevencc]

The same way I cope with everything.

 

[Monkey]

This!

 

[Craig]

I've reinforced the cellar with soundproof plasterboard. I highly recommend.

 

[Monkey]

How long do you lock them down there for?

 

[mowgli]

I've reinforced the cellar with soundproof plasterboard. I highly recommend.

Got room for my neighbours 5 in there? Horrible little screaming fuckers.

 

[sl1k]

My son starts school in September and tbh me and the missus will miss the lil bugger's presence. The yoot has got #bantz and spends most of his time at home either playing with his toys, riding his bike on the patio, youtube, playing ps4/subway surfer or watching cartoons like Batman, Spiderman et al.

Very easy to handle God bless him.

 

[T.A]

How long do you lock them down there for?

It's not for kids.

 

[mowgli]

It's not for kids.

Or social services i imagine

 

[Max]

If anyone is currently contemplating have some/more kids, please be reassured that it is not a requirement and society will thank you for actually not bothering. Far too many screaming, entitled, horrible children in the world. I mean, sure, yours might be nice, but are you willing to take the risk ... ?

 

[sl1k]

If anyone is currently contemplating have some/more kids, please be reassured that it is not a requirement and society will thank you for actually not bothering. Far too many screaming, entitled, horrible children in the world. I mean, sure, yours might be nice, but are you willing to take the risk ... ?

Depends on the upbringing and how you program them, no? Not advocating to have loads of kids and that, but if you fulfil the duties of a parent you can have as many as you'd like.

 

[Max]

Depends on the upbringing and how you program them, no? Not advocating to have loads of kids and that, but if you fulfil the duties of a parent you can have as many as you'd like.

Of course, I was being facetious. I just sometimes sit on a train and watch someone with three/four young kids, all having a tantrum, and wonder: Why at no point did you consider stopping?!

 

[sl1k]

Of course, I was being facetious. I just sometimes sit on a train and watch someone with three/four young kids, all having a tantrum, and wonder: Why at no point did you consider stopping?!

I know the feeling, and I feel for the children tbh. The parent's life choices/decisions are to their detriment, afterall.

 

[blade1889]

Personally I can't wait till Look Out There Are Llamas starts school

 

[mowgli]

Personally I can't wait till Look Out There Are Llamas starts school

You two need to get a room What the hell started off your animosity towards each other?

 

[blade1889]

You two need to get a room What the hell started off your animosity towards each other?

He started it