Last 16: England v Iceland 27th June, 8pm

[You Orns]

Shooting from fucking 41 meters what a joke.

 

[Pagnell]

Kane thinking he's Gareth Bale.

 

[tinpot]

Why the fuck is Kane taking freekicks?
41m out. Who the fuck does he think he is?.........Bale.

 

[JimJams]

Fuck off Harry Kane with your shit free kicks. It's worse than fucking Ronaldo for fucks sake.

 

[Braindead]

Fuck that c*** Kane off, fuck me cows arses and banjo's

 

[G.B]

imo we should have taken more central strikers, then we could have played 2 on each wing

 

[You Orns]

Normally I'm a Rooney fan but he's having a mare here

 

[Pagnell]

25 minutes inc stoppages to save your job Woy.

 

[Stevencc]

Excellent tackle, that.

 

[GodsGift]

Normally I'm a Rooney fan but he's having a mare here

He slows the game down soooo much. Ignoring his pretty sideways 30-yard switches of play, has he actually played a decisive pass at any point in this tournament?

 

[JimJams]

Fucking hell Rooney. BEST ENGLUND PLAYER11!!!£2!£

 

[G.B]

He slows the game down soooo much. Ignoring his pretty yet sideways 30-yard switches of play, has he actually played a decisive pass at any point in this tournament?

agreed. gave me a chuckle when itv pitchside mentioned "rooney urging his team mates to play at a higher tempo".

 

[Skinner]

Kane's greed

 

[Indian Dan]

Time for an old favourite

'What a load of rubbish'

 

[Naitch]

Thought Rooney had a very good first half but he's having a shocker of a second

 

[Pagnell]

We're either going to equalise or, in trying, leave ourselves open for them to bang in a third. The latter is looking just as likely at the moment.

 

[JimJams]

Aaaaaaaaaaand the best effort of the last 20 minutes comes from Iceland. Surprise.

 

[GodsGift]

Rashford coming on, great. BUT WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE PASSING TO THEM?!

 

[tinpot]

This last 10 minutes, England players are shot. They don't know if they want a shit or a haircut. Embarrassing.

 

[You Orns]

If we were even creating anything it would at least be a somewhat entertainment embarrassment.

 

[Benji]

Iceland players just beginning to tire now. Lazy tackle from Sigurdsson a minute ago.

 

[Pagnell]

At least the fans don't have far to go.

 

[silkyman]

Sturridge is fucking abject

 

[JimJams]

Shit. What kind of ball is that from Sturridge? No wonder he always fucking shoots.

 

[JimJams]

Come on then Roy, roll the fucking dice.

 

[Braindead]

Bring Milner on Woy to completely finish the fuckin job off you knob

 

[silkyman]

And does Rooney know we're playing in white

 

[JimJams]

"Sacked with immediate effect."

 

[You Orns]

It appears we are saving tha last sub for extra time.

Extra time that we aren't going to fucking get

 

[JimJams]

What a muggy fucking twat you are Hodgson.