Linsey Dawn McKenzie v Gemma Atkinson - Filthy Wombury Double Action.

[worried womble]

RefWatch; Ref for tonight's FA Cup game in the never-ending battle against Flitcroft's Funboys is John Brooks, 26, from Leicester. First season as a FL ref. Card-crazy motherfucker - has given a whopping 75 Y & 6 R in 17 games this season - one of the biggest in the FL. Weedy looking chinless wonder too - has the look of a man who flicked through his sister's Bunty magazine collection once too often - the type of chap you'd take home to meet your mum if you hated the fucking bitch. Never reffed Wombles or Bury. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. AnagramWatch; John Brooks Ref = Snob Jerk For Ho.

Ref for Saturdays Bury game is Dean Whitestone, 42, a cop from Northampton. FL ref since '06. Works for the filth out of Kentish Town nick. Reffed Wombles 7 times (W3 D2 L2); 2-2 draw with Stevenage in the Paint in '11 (3Y); 0-0 draw with Scunny in '11 (3Y); annual 3-1 away win over Southend in '13 (4Y); 3-1 loss to scum in League Cup in '14 (5Y); 2-0 win v Newport in '15 (2Y 1R); 2-1 win v Creepy in August '15 (4Y) and the 2-1 home loss to the Iron in August (2Y). Loves Bury, reffed them 7 times & they've won 6, most recently the 2-1 home win v Spireites in September. Hates the scum. Reffed them once & he sent off a scum. Hates them. In 19 games this season he's given 51 Y & 0 R - very low. AnagramWatch; Dean Whitestone = Hone A Swedish Tit. Ween Noshed A Tit. We Shit On A Teen.

KettleWatch; Cambridge v Wycombe on Sat; Crewe v Morecambe on Tue. With Christmas coming, toyshops are full of Trevor Kettle action figures - this year's must have toy. Gasp with wonder as he waddles cluelessly around the pitch! Roar with pleasure as he sends off the opposition striker for nothing! Wank with unbridled joy as he disallows a perfectly good Accy goal which secures your team a precious point to propel you up through the playoffs and Wembley glory! I hope to God we get him for the scum game, it would be so much fun.

 

[B.F.C.]

GOOD GRIEF!!

I have just Googled the 'lady' you mention (thankfully I had nobody looking over my shoulder at the time! )
And I must distance the lovely St. Gemma a long long way from her!

As far as the footy goes I think (hope? pray?) we will beat you tonight by one goal and you will stuff us in the league game on the weekend, maybe by three or four.

 

[worried womble]

Linsey's alright, she fucked most of the Wimbledon team back in the 90s, and she's still married to our ex defender Mark Williams, she loves a bit of Womble. She started doing porn when she was 17 and is still going strong, which is fucking brilliant tragic. Mind you, Gemma's an Unsworth girl, I'm sure she knows her way around the Gigg Lane showers blindfolded.

 

[UTS]

A centre mid at RB and a centre mid on the wing. Meanwhile we have a natural winger and right back sat on the bench. David Flitcroft hasn't ever played to our strengths and that selection is beyond belief. We will crash out with a wimper tonight.

He deserves the criticism he gets, the man is so unintelligent it's embarrassing. Starting the same team that just got thumped 4-1 at home in a crucial game for the club.

 

[LS Bantam]

Based on the thread title, Bury will win by a record score

 

[worried womble]

Good God. I haven't seen Linsey give someone a smashing like that since the Dean Holdsworth sextape (ask your grandad. Actually, don't). Linsey's two up front ruthlessly exposed Gemma's weak behind, and if this brutal pounding keeps up, by 5pm Saturday Gemma's arsehole will be stretched wider than the Les Hart stand.

 

[B.F.C.]

Crikey!
Good job a game of football only lasts 90 minutes, any longer the poor Shaggers that were there would be still receiving counselling. They all deserve a medal and their money back after that.
Not one for sticking the boot in or screaming for people to be sacked usually, but Flicker will be getting flicked if he doesn't get this sorted out with immediate effect?
Fair enough to lose games - you can't win 'em all - but it's how we are playing and how easily we are getting beat that is the problem.
Be an ' interesting ' atmosphere at the next home game, unless everybody decides to do some Chrimbo shopping instead!

P. S. Well done Wombles!

 

[KeithH]

RefWatch; Ref for tonight's FA Cup game in the never-ending battle against Flitcroft's Funboys is John Brooks, 26, from Leicester. First season as a FL ref. Card-crazy motherfucker - has given a whopping 75 Y & 6 R in 17 games this season - one of the biggest in the FL. Weedy looking chinless wonder too - has the look of a man who flicked through his sister's Bunty magazine collection once too often - the type of chap you'd take home to meet your mum if you hated the fucking bitch. Never reffed Wombles or Bury. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. AnagramWatch; John Brooks Ref = Snob Jerk For Ho.

Ref for Saturdays Bury game is Dean Whitestone, 42, a cop from Northampton. FL ref since '06. Works for the filth out of Kentish Town nick. Reffed Wombles 7 times (W3 D2 L2); 2-2 draw with Stevenage in the Paint in '11 (3Y); 0-0 draw with Scunny in '11 (3Y); annual 3-1 away win over Southend in '13 (4Y); 3-1 loss to scum in League Cup in '14 (5Y); 2-0 win v Newport in '15 (2Y 1R); 2-1 win v Creepy in August '15 (4Y) and the 2-1 home loss to the Iron in August (2Y). Loves Bury, reffed them 7 times & they've won 6, most recently the 2-1 home win v Spireites in September. Hates the scum. Reffed them once & he sent off a scum. Hates them. In 19 games this season he's given 51 Y & 0 R - very low. AnagramWatch; Dean Whitestone = Hone A Swedish Tit. Ween Noshed A Tit. We Shit On A Teen.

KettleWatch; Cambridge v Wycombe on Sat; Crewe v Morecambe on Tue. With Christmas coming, toyshops are full of Trevor Kettle action figures - this year's must have toy. Gasp with wonder as he waddles cluelessly around the pitch! Roar with pleasure as he sends off the opposition striker for nothing! Wank with unbridled joy as he disallows a perfectly good Accy goal which secures your team a precious point to propel you up through the playoffs and Wembley glory! I hope to God we get him for the scum game, it would be so much fun.

Feck me, are they inflatable?
About as big as Tinkerbell's ego!!

 

[T.A]

i dunno draw at best. I'll be interested to see what team we put out tbh.

 

[sw19womble]

I liked it when we ran at the goal and kicked the ball and scored. Even after we were 1-0 up.
I think Ardley should keep that tactic going, as it seems to have a positive effect on results for some reason.
Also, Leave Someone Up!

 

[Wombletom]

Home win but nowhere near as comfortable as the cup victory.

 

[Etienne Vermeer]

We have now reached a time where people don't know who Linsey Dawn McKenzie is, I now know I am old.

 

[Wombling Kiwi]

wow didn't pick that, had a bet on the draw. up to the dizzy heights of 6th.

 

[JonnyWomble]

I wish we could play you just one more time this month!

 

[B.F.C.]

I wonder what the record aggregate defeat is over a season included cup games? We must be close to it!
Well we have improved since last Tuesday, at least we scored!!!
Can't believe nearly 300 Shaggers travelled down, loyalty,and as Womble said, especially if you suffered both matches.The club should provide counselling sessions!

 

[Wombletom]

Wow. Certainly didn't expect that.

 

[womble76]

Tom Pope has a cheek to describe us as "not even a very good side" I wonder how much a good side would have beaten them by then

 

[Fedora Dale]

Just seen the interview with Chris Brass after the game. The mowers in the background weren't too distracting, but the lady forking the pitch...

OMG. What a gorgeous bum!

:giphy:

 

[Meadow]

DON'T shout anything at her if you visit our ground. Her dad is very protective and built like a brick shithouse. He came close to jumping into the Crawley crowd a few years back after their 'lads' shouted lewd comments. Mind you, she was only 13 at the time.

 

[Wombletom]

DON'T shout anything at her if you visit our ground. Her dad is very protective and built like a brick shithouse. He came close to jumping into the Crawley crowd a few years back after their 'lads' shouted lewd comments. Mind you, she was only 13 at the time.

He wouldn't hesitate in jumping into the crowd now to protect his daughter.