Liverpool v Everton - Wed 20th Apr 20:00

[AFCB_Mark]

Serious questions to be asked of Stones tonight.

 

[G-Dragon]

OUTPLAYED
OUTCLASSED
OUTSCORED

 

[SALTIRE]

Have a beer Klopp, you deserve it.

https://zippy.gfycat.com/ValuableInsidiousApe.webm

 

[shane]

What happened to the food metaphor halfway through?

i thought that. Awful writing.

 

[Bilo]

Well that was a good day at the office. Worried about Origi though, knowing Sturridge he's got a six week injury just around the corner.

 

[Stevencc]

Have a beer Klopp, you deserve it.

https://zippy.gfycat.com/ValuableInsidiousApe.webm

I'm pretty sure that was a non-alcoholic beer he was advertising.

 

[Pagnell]

i thought that. Awful writing.

Blame the BBC.

Liverpool 37 shots, Everton 3 shots.

Embarrassing.

 

[danbylfc]

6-0

And it should of been

 

[speker]

Everton are simply awful If they can't show up and put a decent effort in the derby then they're in serious trouble.Terrible cynical challenge on young Origi too, I feel bad for the kid whose been scoring for fun lately.
Lpool on the other hand are defo on the up, playing great attacking footy at the moment. Klopp has 'em in a good way.

 

[G-Dragon]

50 million Stones and Barkley > Coutinho

 

[Megaclyde]

Stole this off Reddit, but the reason we love Klopp

https://streamable.com/reqx

 

[Christian Slater]

It's nice to see the full Liverpool contingent after a victory.

 

[Blitzballer]

Martinez on thin ice

 

[G-Dragon]

Just found jonnytodd

 

[Pagnell]

It's nice to see the full Liverpool contingent after a victory.

And I'm sure it's just coincidence you're online tonight after United's victory.

 

[silkyman]

Just found jonnytodd

Has he just realised that he should be able to see the sun from there?

 

[Christian Slater]

And I'm sure it's just coincidence you're online tonight after United's victory.

 

[G-Dragon]

im like

 

[Art Morte]

If I had to choose between being in the Europa League next season or beating Everton 4 - 0 tonight, I'd choose the trashing tonight. Let's make it ugly.

I know playing with 10 men is hard, but Everton didn't seem to even try.

Didn't think it was even a tackle from Funes Moron, he deliberately wanted to hurt. Should be a longer than a three-game ban.

Everton had no shots on target in the Merseyside derby, wonder when's that happened before?

 

[Smally]

Quite simply the worst performance I've ever seen from Everton. Any Everton who didn't see that coming needs to find a new sport - Martinez has allowed our players to get away with this type of performance for far too long. Every one of them looked like strangers who had no idea how to turn things round and had no one to turn to. If Everton want to win on Saturday then Martinez has to go today

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

Most shots during the Merseyside derby:

Coutinho (9)
Sturridge (4)
Lallana (4)
Moreno (4)
Everton (3)

 

[johnnytodd]

And Liverpool win the world cup !

 

[johnnytodd]

Just found jonnytodd

My lad is on that

 

[Bootroom]

conceded 15 goals away from home all season including 7 clean sheets and that can only be bettered by 2 clubs

classic delusion from a plastic football supporter.

have a nice day !

Really?? how? they were lucky not to concede 10 goals yesterday.

 

[johnnytodd]

Really?? how? they were lucky not to concede 10 goals yesterday.

AHH another one is born welcome to the forum we were running short on plastic reds.

 

[Whitechapel]

Martinez has got to go surely? To be torn asunder and toyed with by Liverpool in a derby is one thing, to do it with not fight, is unforgivable.

Another great performance by Liverpool though, with a few clever additions this coming window, Klopp could have a terrifying squad on his hands. By clever additions I don't mean BIG signings, Blaszczykowski for example, goes under the radar these days at Dortmund but would smash it up in that Liverpool side.

To really flourish there needs to be a culling of some dross. Milner (Funnily enough has 8 more assists than Ozil this year) needs to be dropped to the bench, Lucas is finished and with a leggy replacement that can actually score more than once a decade could really bolster that midfield. Mignolet is the perfect backup keeper, but you need a leader from the back, someone that's not a flapper. Failing that, a decent backup/young keeper on the bench to let Mignolet know he actually has someone pulling at his collar might improve him.

I said this at the same time last season, next season is going to be a cracker. Klopp, Pep, Mourinho (probs) and of course Wenger, Poch and co.

 

[Whitechapel]

AHH another one is born welcome to the forum we were running short on plastic reds.

 

[Stevencc]

The Liverpool Echo gave Mignolet a N/A rating as he didn't face a single shot.

 

[MJA]

The Liverpool Echo gave Mignolet a N/A rating as he didn't face a single shot.

Loving the little comment they put with it - 'Not much to do first half. Think he sat in Row 8 of the Kop in the second.'

 

[speker]

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower


BREAKING: Everton's Ramiro Funes Mori seen throwing a cat into a bin this morning, before walking off smirking and tugging at his badge.