Local stories & crime

[Martino Knockavelli]

This guy gets it.

 

[Leo]

This guy gets it.

....Love the bit where it says they (women) run screaming when a bug crosses their path. Now THAT certainly is true of my next door female neighbour if she's out on the drying green...she runs into the house, and guess who has to come out and take their washing in?

 

[SALTIRE]

What a twat the son here is.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...-spent-16m-then-sued-his-father-for-more-cash

 

[Leo]

What a twat the son here is.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...-spent-16m-then-sued-his-father-for-more-cash

Greedy, greedy c*nt....AND he quit his well paid job. Fuck him!

 

[Stevencc]

The BBC has apologised after one of its local radio stations aired a musical quiz relating to the death of murderer Ian Brady.

BBC Radio Leeds’ host Nathan Turvey asked listeners to guess which famous person had died in the last week with help from musical clues, including “All the Young Dudes” by Mott The Hoople, the theme tune to the Brady Bunch, “Suffer Little Children” by the Smiths and “Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads.

“I think most of you worked out the answer was Ian Brady, which is someone we’re talking about this morning, of course, who died earlier in the week,” said Mr Turvey.

 

[Leo]

The BBC has apologised after one of its local radio stations aired a musical quiz relating to the death of murderer Ian Brady.

BBC Radio Leeds’ host Nathan Turvey asked listeners to guess which famous person had died in the last week with help from musical clues, including “All the Young Dudes” by Mott The Hoople, the theme tune to the Brady Bunch, “Suffer Little Children” by the Smiths and “Psycho Killer” by Talking Heads.

“I think most of you worked out the answer was Ian Brady, which is someone we’re talking about this morning, of course, who died earlier in the week,” said Mr Turvey.

Only a warped mind would even imagine that using such a circumstance was appropriate for a broadcast quiz listened to by many people. Depravity has no bounds for these c*nts!

 

[PuB]

This doesn't really fit in to the quaint village news-letter category, more so the completely batshit bizarre local news story.

From Devon: http://m.devonlive.com/mother-and-d...e-poundworld/story-30347088-detail/story.html

 

[Leo]

This doesn't really fit in to the quaint village news-letter category, more so the completely batshit bizarre local news story.

From Devon: http://m.devonlive.com/mother-and-d...e-poundworld/story-30347088-detail/story.html

Pair of greedy bastards, especially after returning! What some people will do with the thought of some free moolah. Suck it up!.....

meant to add....best try Poundland or Pound Stretchers next time!

 

[AFCB_Mark]

A fire broke out at the seafront near me over the weekend thanks to a disposable BBQ. It engulfed a section of woodland such that it required 4 engines and a helicopter to put it out. It was found that somebody preferred to light their disposable BBQ in the woods just yards from the beach. Perhaps because it was a tad chilly over the weekend and the woods offered some shelter. A beach full of sand is a fine place to light a BBQ. A woodland in summer is a very bloody bad place to light a BBQ.

Perhaps we need to start requiring the completion of an IQ test upon the sale of disposal BBQs, to check that we're not giving them to clinical morons.

 

[Dirk]

"local" story from Berlin, Germany, yesterday:

2 chinese tourists were yesterday arrested for "posing" with the "Hitler-Gruß" in front of the German Parliament, the Reichstag! They' were later released after a bail bond of 500€ but will face later a criminal procedure (use of indicators of unconstitutional organizations). They maybe missed it but this isn't allowed here anymore for now 72 years.

They want to copy everything, the Chinese...

 

[Stagat]

"local" story from Berlin, Germany, yesterday:

2 chinese tourists were yesterday arrested for "posing" with the "Hitler-Gruß" in front of the German Parliament, the Reichstag! They' were later released after a bail bond of 500€ but will face later a criminal procedure (use of indicators of unconstitutional organizations). They maybe missed it but this isn't allowed here anymore for now 72 years.

They want to copy everything, the Chinese...

FWIW Dirk, am pretty sure this would be down to cultural naivety rather than anything sinister. A lot of Chinese don't really understand the magnitude of the history in question here, which is fair enough IMO.

It's kinda similar to these twats doing yoga at temples in Thailand. Just no understanding of what is or isn't offensive in a foreign country.

 

[SALTIRE]

Loonies, and at 69 and 72 they should know better by then surely!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...cissors-macdonald-loch-rannoch-hotel-scotland

 

[PuB]

Meanwhile in Bristol...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...at-apps.in-app-msg.whatsapp.trial.link1_.auin

 

[Aber gas]

Meanwhile in Bristol...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...at-apps.in-app-msg.whatsapp.trial.link1_.auin

That's perfectly normal.

 

[T.A]

At least she won't be afraid to fart in front of him in the future.

 

[PuB]

At least she won't be afraid to fart in front on him in the future.

You think they have a future? Goodness knows what a girl would have to do to put you off...

 

[Aber gas]

I don't understand why she was so embarrassed about having a poo. Unless he had told her he had some weird poo phobia and hated the thought of people pooing in his house. In which case he's probably not a keeper anyway. I'm not sure why she couldn't flush it neither. Saying that, I've had a poo before that took several attempts to get rid of but in my experience it's best just to have a laugh about it. Defuses the tension imho.
Anyway, they're both fairly odd if you ask me and actually I reckon he's the bigger weirdo here by publicising this episode to get his poxy window fixed for free.

 

[PuB]

I'd want my window fixed if some bird had lodged a turd behind it to be perfectly honest

 

[T.A]

You think they have a future? Goodness knows what a girl would have to do to put you off...

If you had read the article it says they had another date so there...

 

[Aber gas]

Hmmm. I see your point but advertising the fact that you make women so uncomfortable that they have to attempt to throw their faeces out of the window seems too high a price for a new window tbqpfh. I'd probably just sort it out myself and save the general weirdness and ensuing palaver.

 

[PuB]

Hmmm. I see your point but advertising the fact that you make women so uncomfortable that they have to attempt to throw their faeces out of the window seems too high a price for a new window tbqpfh. I'd probably just sort it out myself and save the general weirdness and ensuing palaver.

I think it was the size of the poo that was the problem. Fuck it, I'll buy him a new window myself aha

 

[TheMinsterman]

Tbf it's not the first story about women trying to stealth a stink log out of a toilet during a date I've heard of, I'm not sure whose been telling them men are super turned off by women having to use the toilet.

 

[Dirk]

Tesco van reported as suspicious because ‘people in this village don’t shop at Tesco’

A resident in a North Yorkshire village rang a police call centre after seeing a Tesco delivery van – and claimed it was suspicious because “people in this village don’t shop at Tesco”. The claim has been cited by North Yorkshire Police as an example of the inappropriate recent calls made to its 101 non-emergency number.

http://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/tesco-van-reported-suspicious-people-village-dont-shop-tesco/

A report about the new system being introduced from this summer includes details of cases where police time has been wasted by inappropriate calls.

They include:

– Your online complaint form asks for my full name but I only want to be known as “H”

– Request for Police to check if an organisation is a genuine company

– Which direction will the crowds be going in after the races. (25k people)

– My neighbour is a reincarnated Buddhist –

– The Godfather is buried in Rome

– My friend has been taken to hospital. Can you pick her stuff up from my house?

– A lady with concerns re length of sentence of her son in Full Sutton jail. Sentence was only 18 months and he’s been in jail for 9 years.

– Can you trace a withheld number?

– Directions to Station hotel

– The Revenue owe me money and they’re not paying

– Have I got a pending speeding fine – I’m going on holiday

– Caller not happy with the determination by an officer of a civil dispute so rang to ask if officer is correct.

– A sparrow has just flown into my kitchen window and killed itself.

– I’ve set off to go on holiday and I’ve forgotten to put my bins out. Can the Police go round and put them out?

– Is 16.00 hours the same as four O’clock?

– Reports of a suspicious vehicle – A Tesco delivery van – Why is it suspicious? – “Because people in this village don’t shop at Tesco”.

– My son is at my sisters – can an officer go round and get him as I don’t speak to my sister.

– Would you like some Gideon Bibles for your officers?

– I’ve lost my keys – can you come and break into my house

– Someone’s putting up a mast and they’re not allowed.

– What time does Sainsbury’s on Fulford close?

 

[markwwfc1992]

I remember there was a story a couple of years ago about a woman wanting to sue the weathergirl because she said it would be sunny on a Monday afternoon and it ended up raining.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Tbf it's not the first story about women trying to stealth a stink log out of a toilet during a date I've heard of, I'm not sure whose been telling them men are super turned off by women having to use the toilet.

It definitely isn't, I have a friend who has done that :/

Personally I don't understand why anyone gives a shit.

 

[TheMinsterman]

http://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/uk/tesco-van-reported-suspicious-people-village-dont-shop-tesco/

This doesn't surprise me in the slightest, pretty sure somebody would ring to complain about the geese on the Ouse in York.

 

[Stagat]

Jail for banned driver who walked out of Mansfield court and drove off

Shocked Mansfield magistrates watched a man they had just banned from driving get into his car and drive away from the court house, minutes after the hearing.

Lucy Jones, mitigating, said: “This is idiocy at its best.”

 

[SALTIRE]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-42267533

Nasty. ..

 

[Leo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-42267533

Nasty. ..

In Edinburgh ? FFS....there must be hunners of chippies close by.....Chicken nuggets & chips please!

Had to laugh at this section...She claimed she had been acting in self defence, but was convicted of assault.

Self defence ? Yet she had time to zone in on his groin and get a bite ?......

 

[SALTIRE]

In Edinburgh ? FFS....there must be hunners of chippies close by.....Chicken nuggets & chips please!

Had to laugh at this section...She claimed she had been acting in self defence, but was convicted of assault.

Self defence ? Yet she had time to zone in on his groin and get a bite ?......

Indeed that's the type of thing a pitbull would do, mind you I can see a resemblence. Just imagine the pain, oof!