Man Utd V Chelsea

[Renegade]

How has the half been? I've only just been able to start watching it but the commentator reckons United have had the best of it.

United have been the better team, dominated the opening half an hour but Chelsea coming into it slightly now. Martial hit the post and the Chelsea defenders are struggling to deal with him. He's a cut above everyone else on the pitch. Decent performance so far.

 

[SALTIRE]

In saying they have been good is a bit of an overstatement as Chelsea are wank. Both shite teams cancelling one another out tbh.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

How has the half been? I've only just been able to start watching it but the commentator reckons United have had the best of it.

It's a performance you would expect to see under Ferguson rather than LVG, having said that, Chelsea have been woeful.

 

[Baz]

In saying they have been good is a bit of an overstatement as Chelsea are wank. Both shite teams cancelling one another out tbh.

Now that's a bit harsh too I think the worst thing is neither team looks like scoring. Chelsea have no clue how to play without a proper striker and Man Utd are just Man Utd, lots of possession not a great deal else.

 

[Renegade]

United have hit the woodwork twice...

It'll probably end 0-0, but Chelsea have not been on the same level as United so far. Average team vs bad team is probably a fairer assessment.

 

[Blitzballer]

Is Michael Owen commentating on this one?

 

[Blitzballer]

Well found out for myself. I'll watch the Arsenal game instead

 

[SALTIRE]

Christ Tyler is a bore to listen to now.

 

[The Iron]

This has been a really good game so far.

 

[Stevencc]

Damn Courtois.

Damn him to hell.

 

[SALTIRE]

Fluffing their lines again

 

[SALTIRE]

Rofl Matic!

 

[Stevencc]

Should have been a penalty, there.

 

[SALTIRE]

No way, good tackle.

 

[Benji]

Matic is playing like Hollywood Steven Gerrard.

As a serious point, the strength in depth of these two sides, who are two of the biggest teams in the world, is absolutely shocking.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Both these teams are so bad.

 

[Stevencc]

No way, good tackle.

Sorry Saltire, but I cannot take your opinion seriously for a moment since you were voted as the member with the least football knowledge at last nights prestigious 1FF awards.

 

[SALTIRE]

Sorry Saltire, but I cannot take your opinion seriously for a moment since you were voted as the member with the least football knowledge at last nights prestigious 1FF awards.

Those fools were wrong, I'm a fountain of fantastic footy fluff.

 

[SALTIRE]

£250 mill and they bring on a 'Borthwick-Jackson'

 

[SALTIRE]

It's like watching Swan Lake, with all the diving these two do...

 

[Renegade]

Rooney.

 

[SALTIRE]

Rooney.

He's the best they've got as well

 

[SALTIRE]

And again he buggers it up, no wonder he was benched last game

 

[Stevencc]

Nice cross from Borthwick-Jackson there, not an easy chance for Rooney and he misses the easy ones these days so no chance of a goal.

 

[KevinMcallister]

300k per week, must be laughing his bald head off

 

[SALTIRE]

That'll be 10 games, deary me, disgusting.

 

[Stevencc]

300k per week, must be laughing his bald head off

Happier to kick Oscar's leg off, it seems.

 

[The Iron]

Utd can't even beat Chelsea.

 

[Stevencc]

I was only able to catch bits and pieces of the match but quite a bit of what I saw from United was actually pretty positive for once.

The tackle on Mata was a penalty and we hit the frame of the goal twice so there was an element of misfortune in us not scoring this time around, rather than it purely being down to our own lack of creativity as has more often been the case recently.

Ultimately it's another 0-0, though. Do bookies even pay out for United 0-0s anymore?

 

[SALTIRE]

Predictable result from the off.