Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[Master D]

Tranmere unveil new kit by covering player up in what looks like a barber's gown, midst the expectant crowd.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1013349525707218944

 

[Chief Rocka]

That player looks suitably embarrassed to be there.

 

[doveranddover]

Seeing as it's Ben Tollitt, he probably wears that to protect himself from injury

 

[Gladders]

Jolley has made small changes at Grimsby Town one of them being that the players no longer have to wash their own kit!

How are we that unprofessional that the players used to wash it in the first place?

 

[DarkSithLord]

Jolley has made small changes at Grimsby Town one of them being that the players no longer have to wash their own kit!

How are we that unprofessional that the players used to wash it in the first place?

Has Jolley appointed an assistant yet?

 

[Gladders]

Has Jolley appointed an assistant yet?

Yeah Anthony Limbrick ex Woking manager. Just got his pro licence as well, so both manager and assistant have pro licences which must be quite rare for lower leagues

 

[The_Boss]

Yeah Anthony Limbrick ex Woking manager. Just got his pro licence as well, so both manager and assistant have pro licences which must be quite rare for lower leagues

Doesn't mean a thing really, Limbrick was so far out of his depth at Woking.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Doesn't mean a thing really, Limbrick was so far out of his depth at Woking.

It's because those with badgaz belong in higher divisions and their englightened vision is wasted on Conference pub players.

Just ask Craig Harrison like, he's got all his badgaz ya knaa. No wonder he flunked here.

 

[Master D]

Doesn't mean a thing really, Limbrick was so far out of his depth at Woking.

Used to wear a suit on the touchline though.

 

[Gladders]

Doesn't mean a thing really, Limbrick was so far out of his depth at Woking.

Good job he is assistant then not manager

 

[The_Boss]

Used to wear a suit on the touchline though.

Yeah fair play to him.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Barrow haven't got a safety certificate in place for pre-season, so our capacity is officially zero.
The club left it until the last minute, and on the day the County Council officials turned up, there was a massive power cut so they couldn't do most of the important checks.

The level of farce that I've come to expect from this club.

 

[Steve_Wafc]

Barrow just seem to do whatever they possibly can in order to get a mention on here.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Barrow just seem to do whatever they possibly can in order to get a mention on here.

Having to up our game since Chesterfield got relegated.

 

[GTFCfish]

 

[wilsontown]

I think the kicker there is the phrase " and generally caused disruption".

 

[Bottega Don]

We've been forced to cancel a friendly with Alfreton due to a lack of players.

 

[DarkSithLord]

We've been forced to cancel a friendly with Alfreton due to a lack of players.

Doesnt reflect well on Scunny. Whats going on?!

 

[Bottega Don]

Doesnt reflect well on Scunny. Whats going on?!

We have signed 3 players and lost 11 since the end of last season. We also have 7 players injured meaning we don't have enough players to fill a squad.

 

[doveranddover]

Haven't read this yet, but surely is tinpot material?
http://www.thenationalleague.org.uk/glenn-tamplin-talks-six-week-thai-stay-has-saved-m-51765

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn...tell us about the ladyboys.

 

[GTFCfish]

We've been forced to cancel a friendly with Alfreton due to a lack of players.

That’s very disappointing especially in your Cup Final.

Ours just get cancelled due to lack of Police.

 

[Bottega Don]

Oxford's twitter account incredibly tries to capture the attention of their young supporters.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1016759403603734529

 

[Raymondo316]

Haven't read this yet, but surely is tinpot material?
http://www.thenationalleague.org.uk/glenn-tamplin-talks-six-week-thai-stay-has-saved-m-51765

Good old Glenn loves changing his mind.
He's gone from wanting to challenge for the playoffs, to now expecting a title challenge. Also saying he was gonna step back to being just the owner, to now appointing himself assistant manager again

Back begging for more people to turn up as well....apparently they need crowds of at least 3000-4000 to fulfil his dream.

 

[Steve_Wafc]

Oxford's twitter account incredibly tries to capture the attention of their young supporters.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1016759403603734529

Well that went well. Especially as that’s not even the correct button..

 

[DarkSithLord]

ATV Irdning`s goalkeeper literally giving up as Everton made it 20-0 (yes you read that right)
in a pre season friendly

https://twitter.com/x/status/1018174990125096960

Everton eventually won 22 -0.

Cant see the point in playing such limited opposition?! Whatever its certainly tinpot.

 

[epic73]

Surely Everton can do better than a 5th division Austrian team who are barely even semi-pro?

 

[Master D]

Dodgy as fuck that game, especially that 'accidental' own goal.

 

[spireite]

Barrow haven't got a safety certificate in place for pre-season, so our capacity is officially zero.
The club left it until the last minute, and on the day the County Council officials turned up, there was a massive power cut so they couldn't do most of the important checks.

The level of farce that I've come to expect from this club.

Evo seems to have started off alright though? A few decent friendly results? I hope he does well

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Evo seems to have started off alright though? A few decent friendly results? I hope he does well

He's said the right things and promised to play good attacking football, which has apparently happened so far in the friendlies.
Expectations are really low this season, so even just staying up would be enough for the fans.