Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[GTFCfish]

What’s happening at Derby then?
I genuinely had no idea anything was going on there until I read the last couple of posts on here.

 

[Gladders]

What’s happening at Derby then?
I genuinely had no idea anything was going on there until I read the last couple of posts on here.

Lots and been going on a while, they are the next Bolton, Portsmouth, etc

Subject to a takeover that's never happening, not paying players wages, under a EFL transfer embargo, no accounts published, only 9 players registered including 2 keepers, not selling season tickets yet...

The list goes on

 

[KeithH]

Derby are the newest entry into the race for the title as the most Batshit crazily run club in the last decade. There is some strong competition but they are really going for it.

The will never ever match the shakers for batshit crazy
They may run us close mind

 

[Optipez]

What’s happening at Derby then?
I genuinely had no idea anything was going on there until I read the last couple of posts on here.

Ran out of money, potential new owner was a Walter Mitty and dropped out, Rooney doing his bit for tin pottery, huge debts, no new owners on the horizon.
I've a friend who used to coach some of the juniors and they were skint a couple of seasons ago, Mel Morris had one more throw of the dice to get into the PL, just to make the club saleable. Lampard almost made it but now they've got the debt hangover.

 

[Optipez]

The will never ever match the shakers for batshit crazy
They may run us close mind

You, Darlo, Notts. From L1 down it can go bad really quickly.

 

[jacobncfc]

Even more bad news for them - they’re not playing any of their many trialists today which presumably means they’re not going to be allowed to sign them before their first game.

 

[#Beebot]

Why didn't they just relegate them and reprieve Wycombe?

 

[iesty wfc]

Oh Dear Solihull....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422265705886621708

 

[EnglishRed]

Instant relegation. Its only right

 

[Steve_Wafc]

Let’s be honest, it would be more surprising if Solihull didn’t release a video like this to announce a signing

 

[rudebwoyben]

That is horrific. Thankfully our soon-to-be-departed media person would never put out anything so cringe.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Oh Dear Solihull....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422265705886621708

That is absolutely fucking horrendous cringe

 

[doveranddover]

I've only read these on the conference forum & not checked but

Sutton's pitch isn't ready & they've switched games
Harrogate's ground doesn't have a safety certificate atm

 

[chief]

That is absolutely fucking horrendous cringe

Agreed, I guiltily enjoyed this one though:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422282925224218625

 

[Bluandwite]

Cheshire Police are forcing our away friendly at Nantwich to an early kick off on Saturday because Crewe are home to Cheltenham at 3pm in the league....

We'll take about 200 and 80% will drive straight to Nantwich because there's only 1 train per 2 hours from Crewe to there.

 

[#Beebot]

I've only read these on the conference forum & not checked but

Sutton's pitch isn't ready & they've switched games
Harrogate's ground doesn't have a safety certificate atm

I suspect the reason they are playing PSFs at Farnborough - whose ground I think just about meets EFL standards - instead of somewhere more local is with a view to potentially having to play there if their pitch installation continues to drag on.

 

[Trapdoor]

I've only read these on the conference forum & not checked but

Sutton's pitch isn't ready & they've switched games
Harrogate's ground doesn't have a safety certificate atm

Sutton's pitch situation is sort of defendable, they've had a limited timeline and made arrangements to deal with the issue.

Harrogate on the other hand, can fuck right off. The most tinpot shit I have ever seen. Literally not fit for league status, how were they allowed to be promoted?

 

[masi51]

The the most tin pot thing i have heard is after 2 seasons away on a warm August Saturday
The franchise have sold 150 tickets up until Monday afternoon

 

[BarraMatt]

How long we giving it before the Messi signs for Bromley tweets appear?

 

[Master D]

How long we giving it before the Messi signs for Bromley tweets appear?

We’ve already made an oh-so-hilarious banter tweet about Messi being one of our trialists.

Loads of other clubs are guilty too.

 

[Aberstone]

Having seen our social media fall for the trap, that's grounds for automatic relegation.

 

[Son of Cod]

Oh Dear Solihull....

https://twitter.com/x/status/1422265705886621708

Hahaha that's brilliant.

[female robot voice] Pauuul Mulllllin[/female robot voice]

 

[Fedora Dale]

Hahaha that's brilliant.

[female robot voice] Pauuul Mulllllin[/female robot voice]

It's very good.

Doesn't shift Cheddar FC's fake-Spongebob mascot from the #1 spot in the all-time tinpottery charts, though...

 

[chief]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1423676036676558851

 

[GTFCfish]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1423676036676558851

Damn it, gone through all the Ed Sheeran songs I can think of in my head and I can’t think of a pun to go with it, what a fucking let down.

 

[chief]

Damn it, gone through all the Ed Sheeran songs I can think of in my head and I can’t think of a pun to go with it, what a fucking let down.

Feel like you had one but didn't wanna show yourself up by portraying yourself as his number one fan.

Classic.

 

[GTFCfish]

Feel like you had one but didn't wanna show yourself up by portraying yourself as his number one fan.

Classic.

Perfect reply.

 

[Master D]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1424296812341604352

 

[Chief Rocka]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1424296812341604352

shoddycollins exposed.

 

[EnglishRed]

To be fair it was pretty lucky when we struck oil underneath the Kop.

Now we are all off to live in Beverly Hills, Clampitt style.