Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[SuperHans]

At least the match went well though.

Incredible statement. This is why we love Non League.

"We also managed to locate 2,000 cans of Fosters...."

2pm on the Friday somewhere in France…

 

[#Beebot]

A message from our Chairman - Barnet Football Club

Dear Supporters, The Club experienced a number of challenges in the run up to Saturday’s game and we are aware that service fell well short of expectations, both on and off the field. We have had some complaints and it’s right that you should pick us up on any…

barnetfc.com

Everything is going well at Barnet.

Chairman's statements come around once every couple of months at our place. It's so predictable.

 

[#Beebot]

Sod Wrexham, I want to watch the Barnet documentary. It would be part Fawlty Towers part Some Mothers Do Ave Em

Being a fly on the wall here at literally any point over the past 5 years or so would be highly entertaining. Last season in particular with Tim Flowers's expletive laden rants and bobsleigh Gary "I'm not a football manager" Anderson attempting to lead a football team for a few weeks. Carnage.

 

[Shrimper92]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1429801105358311431

 

[BarraMatt]

Not sure what's worse, Fosters or not getting to drink whatsoever.

 

[rudebwoyben]

It’s a statement that explains why a lot of things happened the way they did on Saturday but completely omits explanation of some other issues.
Putting up Kewell’s post-match “interview“ here as a an accompanying side piece.

Harry Kewell post Notts County - Barnet Football Club

Harry, defeat on the opening day of the season against Notts County. How do you reflect on that? “It was clearly disappointing. I felt that it was even in the first half and there were opportunities at both ends, but neither team capitalised. “We came out for the second half and Notts…

barnetfc.com

 

[Stoney Ground]

Sod Wrexham, I want to watch the Barnet documentary. It would be part Fawlty Towers part Some Mothers Do Ave Em

With Mr Bean playing Kleanthous

 

[#Beebot]

It’s a statement that explains why a lot of things happened the way they did on Saturday but completely omits explanation of some other issues.
Putting up Kewell’s post-match “interview“ here as a an accompanying side piece.

Harry Kewell post Notts County - Barnet Football Club

Harry, defeat on the opening day of the season against Notts County. How do you reflect on that? “It was clearly disappointing. I felt that it was even in the first half and there were opportunities at both ends, but neither team capitalised. “We came out for the second half and Notts…

barnetfc.com

"We played badly but the law of averages means that we won't always play badly so we look forward to the next game"

 

[jacobncfc]

"We played badly but the law of averages means that we won't always play badly so we look forward to the next game"

“It was a game where the team that scored first was going to go on and win” is fairly optimistic after a 0-5, to be honest.

 

[#Beebot]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1429066182330654724

 

[EnglishRed]

#Haters

 

[spireite]

A message from our Chairman - Barnet Football Club

Dear Supporters, The Club experienced a number of challenges in the run up to Saturday’s game and we are aware that service fell well short of expectations, both on and off the field. We have had some complaints and it’s right that you should pick us up on any…

barnetfc.com

Everything is going well at Barnet.

Oh my god that's brilliant

 

[WhoWasFone]

You can just imagine someone going up to to the chairman last week and saying "Hi Tony, you looking forward to the game on Saturday?" and him being all wait what?

 

[GTFCfish]

Photo of Barnet’s new chef leaked:

 

[John Still]

A message from our Chairman - Barnet Football Club

Dear Supporters, The Club experienced a number of challenges in the run up to Saturday’s game and we are aware that service fell well short of expectations, both on and off the field. We have had some complaints and it’s right that you should pick us up on any…

barnetfc.com

Everything is going well at Barnet.

We have them away Monday but no sign of any ticket news, last time we went some people didn’t get in until 3.30pm.

 

[Bee sting]

We have them away Monday but no sign of any ticket news, last time we went some people didn’t get in until 3.30pm.

As you don't bring many, you will probably get the 300 seats at the end of the legends stand to save money opening up the proper away end.

 

[Luke Imp]

"Our usual beer delivery didn’t arrive and then the bombshell dropped, Heineken are on strike!"

That's a blessing, not a problem.

 

[Bee sting]

Photo of Barnet’s new chef leaked:
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The Chef was actually a Indian gentleman. He mis-read the advert and thought it said Chief required.

 

[Urban]

Hopefully this will help supporters of other clubs empathise with the fucking situation we’re in at this club.

Send help.

 

[John Still]

As you don't bring many, you will probably get the 300 seats at the end of the legends stand to save money opening up the proper away end.

That was the problem last time as your club expected 150 anyone with a brain knows we will take more than that, we brought 400 and they only chose to open one turnstiles with the queue stretching back to the path on the park along with only one block being opened up made worse by stewards refusing to open another one causing people to stand In isles, when we needed two blocks. Our last 17 visits have been called off because of 2cm of rain water.

From the outside your owner don’t give a shit trying to pinch pennies absolutely everywhere, not one other club had issues this weekend with prem clubs hosting 60k but yeah hospitality chaos,

 

[jacobncfc]

Hopefully this will help supporters of other clubs empathise with the fucking situation we’re in at this club.

Send help.

It was a bit depressing looking back, to be honest. We had some great games at Underhill 10-15 years ago, won some and lost some, but all competitive on the pitch with a bit of an edge off it. Saturday was a pisstake on and off the pitch really, which was fun to be involved in as an away fan despite the, err, hospitality issues - but ultimately it’s not what you really want.

 

[Bee sting]

It was a bit depressing looking back, to be honest. We had some great games at Underhill 10-15 years ago, won some and lost some, but all competitive on the pitch with a bit of an edge off it. Saturday was a pisstake on and off the pitch really, which was fun to be involved in as an away fan despite the, err, hospitality issues - but ultimately it’s not what you really want.

It's also a piss take reading on wikipedia that TK owns over 30 companies across the UK/Europe with personal wealth of £250 million, and then saves money on fucking Fosters.

 

[iesty wfc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1429066182330654724

AppleTV Bantz

https://twitter.com/x/status/1429844263542661122

 

[Cashis]

Can we not bring wank seppo humour to these shores please, the fucking simpletons.

 

[PaulHaddock]

I actually like Ted Lasso even if it is sickening television.

 

[jacobncfc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1430558636103847937

 

[Son of Cod]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1430558636103847937

They could have at least tagged it with #houstonwehaveaproblem

 

[Shrimper92]

Southend ticket office should go in here. Season cards sent out 2/1 day before the season. People not receiving them in time. People only receiving one when expecting more. People receiving someone elses. Shambles

 

[EnglishRed]

Southend ticket office should go in here. Season cards sent out 2/1 day before the season. People not receiving them in time. People only receiving one when expecting more. People receiving someone elses. Shambles

Weve got similar issues but they've said that they won't be sending them out. So we've had long queues outside the ground for the last few days with people coming to pick them up.

 

[SuperHans]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1430558636103847937

Simply the worst.