Most tinpot thing I ever heard. (tinpot thread)

[#Beebot]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1443150678709448707

 

[Scunny Pacifist]

Just this league in general apart from Halifax, Yeovil and Stockport

 

[shoddycollins]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1443150678709448707

If anyone's visiting Walthamstow any time soon...

 

[Stoney Ground]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1443150678709448707

How many did you buy.

 

[WhoWasFone]

If anyone's visiting Walthamstow any time soon...

I could probably swing by, I'll do it if I can have an invite to the podcast where we can talk about David Reeves being offside for 20 minutes.

 

[BigDaveCUFC]

We do have a good group of 500-1000 London branch members and I think a lot are based east side of London because the orient game used to be their main get together.

only thing I can think of trying to make sense of it

 

[Soup Ladle]

Mike Fondop's definitely in the wrong line of work (we knew that already but man of talent it seems)

Here he is basking in the glory of the Pizza Cup shootout win over Morecambe last night.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445509283316068354

 

[Chief Rocka]

Fondop is fucking cooked.

He came on at 77 mins and got a yellow on 79.

 

[chief]

Mike Fondop's definitely in the wrong line of work (we knew that already but man of talent it seems)

Here he is basking in the glory of the Pizza Cup shootout win over Morecambe last night.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445509283316068354

'What a legend'.

 

[shoddycollins]

Mike Fondop's definitely in the wrong line of work (we knew that already but man of talent it seems)

Here he is basking in the glory of the Pizza Cup shootout win over Morecambe last night.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445509283316068354

According to wikipedia he has a degree in 'actuarial sciences' whatever that is, with first class honours.

 

[Son of Cod]

According to wikipedia he has a degree in 'actuarial sciences' whatever that is, with first class honours.

That's what you'd do to be an actuary, I think it's more commonly just referred to as risk management in the UK though? Probably a pretty decent degree to be fair to him.

 

[BarraMatt]

That's what you'd do to be an actuary, I think it's more commonly just referred to as risk management in the UK though? Probably a pretty decent degree to be fair to him.

That sounds like one of those qualifications you can buy off eBay for a tenner.

 

[Son of Cod]

That sounds like one of those qualifications you can buy off eBay for a tenner.

Average salary of a risk management role is about £80k per year, it's a pretty important role in most industries nowadays with good scope to move across sectors, I'd imagine. Your career is probably always one clanger away from being over though.

 

[#Beebot]

Average salary of a risk management role is about £80k per year, it's a pretty important role in most industries nowadays with good scope to move across sectors, I'd imagine. Your career is probably always one clanger away from being over though.

Yeah, why bother when you can just play for Hartlepool?

 

[Chief Rocka]

Yeah, why bother when you can just play for Hartlepool?

 

[Limerick Mariner]

Yeah, why bother when you can just play for Hartlepool?

Or get the same money in the reserves for Wrexham or Chesterfield...

 

[GTFCfish]

Mansfield again Ladies and Gents, not quite the bus parade but still tinpot none the less:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445854202605891587

 

[DontBringBertie]

Mansfield again Ladies and Gents, not quite the bus parade but still tinpot none the less:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445854202605891587

Hahahaha

Stops about 35 yards in front of the away fans. Its like doing that thing where you ’slag someone off’ but do it behind your hand so they don’t actually hear.

 

[Vanni]

Mansfield again Ladies and Gents, not quite the bus parade but still tinpot none the less:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445854202605891587

There was also a little incident in the Rotherham Scunny pizza cup game. Skip to 1.50 and see Scunny's no 24 having, er, a 'quiet word' with a teammate.

 

[Son of Cod]

Mansfield again Ladies and Gents, not quite the bus parade but still tinpot none the less:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445854202605891587

Best bit of that is how is few fucks the Wendy fans are giving. However, someone needs to forward the memo to them about not going to matches in this competition.

 

[jacobncfc]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1446925247899475970

The Count had been having a quiet season.

 

[Kim Mitten]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1446925247899475970

The Count had been having a quiet season.

I really wish Ron had gone to Kings Lynn, they would have got on so well. Ron claims there have been a 'significant number' of Southend fans doing this and he knows who the biggest offenders are.
Southend have electronic turnstiles, which have coloured lights showing whether adult or child are entering, so stewards should be stopping them, of course Ron has claimed the stewards are in on it as well.

 

[#Beebot]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1446925247899475970

The Count had been having a quiet season.

Apparently he's under 18, but KL only count under 16s as children. Chairman has no business breaching GDPR to embarrass a literal child.

 

[Shrimper92]

I really wish Ron had gone to Kings Lynn, they would have got on so well. Ron claims there have been a 'significant number' of Southend fans doing this and he knows who the biggest offenders are.
Southend have electronic turnstiles, which have coloured lights showing whether adult or child are entering, so stewards should be stopping them, of course Ron has claimed the stewards are in on it as well.

The Kings Lynn Chairman wasn't there for that game. He was on holiday

 

[EnglishRed]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1446925247899475970

The Count had been having a quiet season.

Pretty strong words from someone with his track record for trying to defraud people.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Mansfield again Ladies and Gents, not quite the bus parade but still tinpot none the less:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1445854202605891587

Just as tinpot is the fact that Sheffield Wednesday have taken so many away fans to a match in a competition that should be boycotted in its present form.

 

[Kim Mitten]

The Kings Lynn Chairman wasn't there for that game. He was on holiday

He was there, I saw him and said hello. The best thing was, apart from the shirt he was dressed exactly the same as Phil Brown.

 

[Kim Mitten]

Yesterday I went to Erith Town v Hollands & Blair. Step 5 fare in the Southern Counties East Premier division, so as tinpot as you can get. But what happened in the 2nd half was something I don't think you'll see in professional football.

Erith were bossing the game 2 up and comfortable in the second half. We were sat behind the dugouts, heard the Erith manager say to someone else 'give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back.' I thought, oh he's popping off to the loo. No, he walked to the end of the stand and suddenly, over the shouts of the players and directions from the benches, came the sounds of very loud retching as Erith's manager hurled up whatever dodgy club food he'd been eating.
Even more surreal, while he was vomiting his team scored a 3rd goal.

 

[Limerick Mariner]

Yesterday I went to Erith Town v Hollands & Blair. Step 5 fare in the Southern Counties East Premier division, so as tinpot as you can get. But what happened in the 2nd half was something I don't think you'll see in professional football.

Erith were bossing the game 2 up and comfortable in the second half. We were sat behind the dugouts, heard the Erith manager say to someone else 'give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back.' I thought, oh he's popping off to the loo. No, he walked to the end of the stand and suddenly, over the shouts of the players and directions from the benches, came the sounds of very loud retching as Erith's manager hurled up whatever dodgy club food he'd been eating.
Even more surreal, while he was vomiting his team scored a 3rd goal.

Was that before or after he was offered the Southend job…

 

[WhoWasFone]

Yesterday I went to Erith Town v Hollands & Blair. Step 5 fare in the Southern Counties East Premier division, so as tinpot as you can get. But what happened in the 2nd half was something I don't think you'll see in professional football.

Erith were bossing the game 2 up and comfortable in the second half. We were sat behind the dugouts, heard the Erith manager say to someone else 'give me a couple of minutes, I'll be back.' I thought, oh he's popping off to the loo. No, he walked to the end of the stand and suddenly, over the shouts of the players and directions from the benches, came the sounds of very loud retching as Erith's manager hurled up whatever dodgy club food he'd been eating.
Even more surreal, while he was vomiting his team scored a 3rd goal.

Clearly inspired by Ted Lasso style coaching.