Match Day National League Fixtures - 18/01/2020

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Not the only one, it appears.

I feel an obligation to keep this going now, I'm such a large part of your life.

Just confirm when you've braved the outside world for the first time in a long time. That's the only update I want.

You can do it, go for it.

 

[B2TF]

Just confirm when you've braved the outside world for the first time in a long time. That's the only update I want.

You can do it, go for it.

Oh don't worry about me, I get out plenty. Where should we assume you're tweeting from Brother, you're pretty much minutes behind me- quiet day in the dole queue, huh?

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Oh don't worry about me, I get out plenty. Where should we assume you're tweeting from Brother, you're pretty much minutes behind me- quiet day in the dole queue, huh?

I'm not worried but I do sense you not leaving the house is linked to you talking to yourself on here and painfully running your mouth earlier this season. Let's put it down to the shock of the reformed Halifax being so well placed in late 2019.

It's like you had a kissed a girl for the first time and told the whole town.

 

[Master D]

It's like you had a kissed a girl for the first time and told the whole town.

Hey, leave his sister out of this.

 

[B2TF]

Hey, leave his sister out of this.

It was YOUR sister, Brother. True, a bit of a slapper but at least she wasn't a sheep.

 

[B2TF]

I'm not worried but I do sense you not leaving the house is linked to you talking to yourself on here and painfully running your mouth earlier this season. Let's put it down to the shock of the reformed Halifax being so well placed in late 2019.

It's like you had a kissed a girl for the first time and told the whole town.

Now you're not making any sense, Brother. If I'm talking to myself, who are you talking to? Didn't think that one through, huh?

Never mind you can try again tomorrow if you like. Start without me if I'm not around. See ya.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Now you're not making any sense, Brother. If I'm talking to myself, who are you talking to? Didn't think that one through, huh?

Never mind you can try again tomorrow if you like. Start without me if I'm not around. See ya.

You could of just said," no I've not left my bedroom yet but I'm thinking about it"

Get outside, give your ma'am rest. Sieze the day or at the very least go to local corner shop

 

[B2TF]

Wow, you're off to an early start today, huh. I didn't know the dole office was even open at that time. So go on then Brother, bring it orrnn - come at me, gimme your best shot!

 

[GTFCfish]

Hmmm, just a quick check of a few accounts shows my posts have a higher approval rating than Fyldefan, Chipmunx, Jacobncfc, doverandover, MrGloverLover and no doubt a host of others.

That’s hardly a surprise though when he posts 50 - 60 times in every match thread.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Wow, you're off to an early start today, huh. I didn't know the dole office was even open at that time. So go on then Brother, bring it orrnn - come at me, gimme your best shot!

It's called the commute to work. I leave the house, to get public transport to get to my office to work for a living.

I'm guessing you got confused at the 'leave the house' part?

I'm still waiting for some confirmation, any confirmation that you have left the house in the past few days. I'm sensing you suffer from agoraphobia, it comes across in many of you posts on here#lookatmeeveryone#ineedattention

 

[Like a Glove]

Murphy's red card from saturday has been rescinded.

 

[B2TF]

It's called the commute to work. I leave the house, to get public transport to get to my office to work for a living.

I'm guessing you got confused at the 'leave the house' part?

I'm still waiting for some confirmation, any confirmation that you have left the house in the past few days. I'm sensing you suffer from agoraphobia, it comes across in many of you posts on here#lookatmeeveryone#ineedattention

The commute to work huh, next you'll be pretending you're on mobile internet. We've all tried that one Brother, nobody gets fooled by it. I actually can't decide whether I'm made up or sad that you've set up notifications for my posts, I mean in one way it's a compliment, kinda, but then i can't help feeling sad for you, and I really hope you'll find a job soon to give your life some purpose again. Nil desperandum, eh?

Speak to you soon.

 

[MrGloverLover]

Murphy's red card from saturday has been rescinded.

Common sense prevails. If only the ref had applied some at the time.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

The commute to work huh, next you'll be pretending you're on mobile internet. We've all tried that one Brother, nobody gets fooled by it. I actually can't decide whether I'm made up or sad that you've set up notifications for my posts, I mean in one way it's a compliment, kinda, but then i can't help feeling sad for you, and I really hope you'll find a job soon to give your life some purpose again. Nil desperandum, eh?

Speak to you soon.

I don't have the ability or desire to setup notifications, the auto thingy just lets me know when someone has quoted one of my posts. Which you seem to do a fair bit.

So the question I keep asking, and you keep ignoring??? I'll take that as no then.

Be brave you can do it#leavethehouse

 

[BarraMatt]

The next Post Approval Rating Derby between Notts and Halifax promises to be a spicy affair.

 

[B2TF]

I don't have the ability or desire to setup notifications, the auto thingy just lets me know when someone has quoted one of my posts. Which you seem to do a fair bit.

So the question I keep asking, and you keep ignoring??? I'll take that as no then.

Be brave you can do it#leavethehouse

Well yeah, I quote your posts a lot because you keep on quoting mine. Work it out, it's not rocket science, Brother. Anyhoo, being as I am, a man of independent means, living on my investments, I've got LOADS of time to continue this as long as you want to, and then a bit longer just for the heck of it.

 

[Vanni]

I think I'm going to set up a second account on here so that I can dish out two likes rather than just the one every single time fellow brother BT2F has got something to say.


Master D - 'blah blah blah'
Soup Ladle likes this

Soup Ladle - 'yes brother, blah blah blah'
Master D likes this

ad infinitum.

Oh the irony.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Down with likes!

Like if you agree!

 

[Soup Ladle]

I think I'm going to set up a second account on here so that I can dish out two likes rather than just the one every single time fellow brother BT2F has got something to say.


Master D - 'blah blah blah'
Soup Ladle likes this

Soup Ladle - 'yes brother, blah blah blah'
Master D likes this

ad infinitum.

Oh the irony.

Just when you think how can this thread possibly get worse...? Vanni starts posting.

 

[Master D]

RATTLED.

 

[Soup Ladle]

Down with likes!

Like if you agree!

Pffft! Like whore!

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

Well yeah, I quote your posts a lot because you keep on quoting mine. Work it out, it's not rocket science, Brother. Anyhoo, being as I am, a man of independent means, living on my investments, I've got LOADS of time to continue this as long as you want to, and then a bit longer just for the heck of it.

That's all well and good, but have you ventured out yet today? Left the house? Have you spoken to anyone face to face*

The fact you've ignored the question multiple times tells me you haven't.
All we need is confirmation, then I don't have to worry about you anymore petal.

Don't be shy lad, answer the question.

* Ya mum don't count.

 

[B2TF]

That's all well and good, but have you ventured out yet today? Left the house? Have you spoken to anyone face to face*

The fact you've ignored the question multiple times tells me you haven't.
All we need is confirmation, then I don't have to worry about you anymore petal.

Don't be shy lad, answer the question.

* Ya mum don't count.

"We"? Who's that, you and your imaginary friend? Don't listen to the voices Brother, they're not real.

Shouldn't you be in beddy-byes by now, ready for that "commute" to your "job" tomorrow? Come on, you're not even TRYING to convince me now.

 

[The_Viking_Magpie]

That would make more sense if you didn't post it at 8:15pm

Delete it, and send it again at say 10:15pm. You can have that one for free.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Is it half-term?