Match Day National League Fixtures 24/04/2018

[The Terminator]

Update on tonights refing farce:

It would appear the ref got his two cards stuck together when brandishing the red card, two of the stands (The one I sit in) including most of the players saw him pull out a yellow, but the other two stands saw him bring out a red.

He had to show the red card a second time, as most of the players saw yellow due to the cards being stuck together

 

[GTFCfish]

I haven’t had a chance to check the results so how many did Tranmere smash Solihull by then?

 

[Back in the DHSS]

Solihull looked doomed 3 months ago, big achievement for them avoiding the drop.
Not in the least bit surprised by last nights result and team selection, a few names in there I’d never heard of. Did a few spectators play or something?

 

[Shotsfan1993]

Just had a look: Adam Penwell.

I will not forget that tonight, certainly one ref I will be looking out for next season.

Strange, we had him last week and I thought he was one of the better referees we have had this season.

 

[Boz]

There were only 3 players in the starting xi who haven’t featured for Rovers this season; Solomon-Davies, Drysdale and Rokka, but the bench entirely made up of youngsters. Playing such a disjointed team meant the result against an in-form, streetwise Solihull side was almost inevitable. Whether it has any wider impact on our play-off prospects is doubtful.

 

[Seventyseven]

Well, last night's game summed our season up perfectly. Embarrassing. Woeful. Comical.

Guiselely travelled down on the day. Guiseley had a player sent off after 3 mins. Penalty to Torquay. Cue another penalty miss. Cue 0-1 just seconds later.

OK. We now have 87 minutes + injury time to turn this around and actually give the fans something to smile about.

We lost. 4-3. Again. To Guiseley. Again.

We deserve this relegation. It will be a long time before anyone in the Conference National looks at the fixture list pre season and books a hotel in the 'Bay.

One thing that was a surprise. The attendance. Over 1,007 paid to watch this. 987 of them must need certifying.

 

[B2TF]

Score four goals away from home playing 91 minutes with 10 men.

You're Guisly, nobody cares. Run along now, Dog & Duck is calling you.

 

[B2TF]

I have been extremely poorly this season so I am totally out of sync with most things but what has happened at Torquay?

Karma came calling is what happened. 2 years ago they sent us down, with an utterly craven performance at Guisly in a game they failed to prepare for because they'd got the points they needed and no longer gave a fuck. Now both they and Guisly are going down, and WE. ARE. STAYING UP, SAY WE ARE STAYING UP!!

 

[Habbinalan]

David Rock screws Bromley over again. Barrow turned up to a WWE event, not a football match, and he gave absolutely nothing. Penalty not given first half, two footed challenge on Mekki not even a foul. It nearly kicked off in the crowd behind the goal near the end. Unbelievable.

You get a different view of a match depending which goal you stand behind. Glad to enjoy some old school end swapping last night.

I thought Barrow more than edged the first half without testing the keeper much, apart from corners - some terrible crosses thrown in from open play. Little David Gregory looked as good as ever - popular at the Abbey even if a bit small for L2. Bromley looked nervous all half.

Unsurprisingly, Barrow tired and backed off as the second half progressed and there was some last ditch defending, some of it very physical. But fair and just the one bookings tells part of the tale. Nevertheless, Barrow probably had enough chances (4 or 5) to grab a win, on the break, but had no one who could finish when they got clear.

We've played Barrow twice at home since being at this level, we have won 5-0 and 4-1. It's a long trip for them on a Tuesday night, we've won three on the spin, so it should be another three points and a place in the top 7 by 9.40 tonight.

 

[EnglishRed]

Good insight to what it’d be like supporting Wrexham.

Hur hur hur

See you next season after you inevitably choke against B Wood or someone.

 

[Seventyseven]

Karma came calling is what happened. 2 years ago they sent us down, with an utterly craven performance at Guisly in a game they failed to prepare for because they'd got the points they needed and no longer gave a fuck. Now both they and Guisly are going down, and WE. ARE. STAYING UP, SAY WE ARE STAYING UP!!

Cannot argue with that BJFU. But there are a couple of silver linings in the midst of all our doom and gloom...

1. I won't have to read your shite anymore (and that fucking banana!)
2. We don't have to travel to the Grim North unless we're unlucky enough to get some tinpot team like, let's say, Halifax, in the FA Trophy/Cup
3. Throughout next season none of you Northern whippetmolesters will infect our beautiful 'Bay as you hang around outside Weatherspoons on the Harbour smoking your pipes, wearing those stupid flatcaps, sporting your homemade 'England Rools' tats with your fat gut hanging out over your whippet blood-stained jeans (and that's just the bloody women!)....
4. Maybe, just maybe, we'll get the Ellacombe Road end back for home supporters only as we stick the 3 die-hard Chipping Norton FC fans in Bristow's Bench

See, it's not all bad.

 

[getoutofit]

I haven’t had a chance to check the results so how many did Tranmere smash Solihull by then?

Only by -1 this time. It would have been more but we had our under 21s out plus a few fringe players, so what can you do. As for those on our subs bench, i didn't even know they existed.

Oh by the way, we had an under strength team out you know.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Hur hur hur

See you next season after you inevitably choke against B Wood or someone.

Random question but how is Deverdics and Franks getting on?

 

[B2TF]

Cannot argue with that BJFU. But there are a couple of silver linings in the midst of all our doom and gloom...

1. I won't have to read your shite anymore (and that fucking banana!)
2. We don't have to travel to the Grim North unless we're unlucky enough to get some tinpot team like, let's say, Halifax, in the FA Trophy/Cup
3. Throughout next season none of you Northern whippetmolesters will infect our beautiful 'Bay as you hang around outside Weatherspoons on the Harbour smoking your pipes, wearing those stupid flatcaps, sporting your homemade 'England Rools' tats with your fat gut hanging out over your whippet blood-stained jeans (and that's just the bloody women!)....
4. Maybe, just maybe, we'll get the Ellacombe Road end back for home supporters only as we stick the 3 die-hard Chipping Norton FC fans in Bristow's Bench

See, it's not all bad.

Hey you can always drop in and read my shite, or I can email it to you, what's your tag?
As for the Grim North, as I sat in the fog freezing my nads off on a bleak winter's day in Torquay 2 weeks ago, I was able to check in on my home security camera and watch my lovely neighbour rubbing sun tan lotion into her beautiful body on her sun buttered lawn back in Yorkshire, while her beer flushed husband sat fully dressed next to her wearing braces and a knotted hankey on his head and his whippets took a shit on my daffodyls. #HomeRule4Yorkshire.

 

[Master D]

Random question but how is Deverdics and Franks getting on?

Both came here and infected the squad with their loser mindset. Only way to cure it is to finish everyone off by headshot, like Walking Dead.

 

[Master D]

I haven’t had a chance to check the results so how many did Tranmere smash Solihull by then?

They would have but played a weakened side, or so I heard.

 

[Chief Rocka]

Both came here and infected the squad with their loser mindset. Only way to cure it is to finish everyone off by headshot, like Walking Dead.

Wouldn't surprise me to see Franks back here next season.

 

[Seventyseven]

Hey you can always drop in and read my shite, or I can email it to you, what's your tag?
As for the Grim North, as I sat in the fog freezing my nads off on a bleak winter's day in Torquay 2 weeks ago, I was able to check in on my home security camera and watch my lovely neighbour rubbing sun tan lotion into her beautiful body on her sun buttered lawn back in Yorkshire, while her beer flushed husband sat fully dressed next to her wearing braces and a knotted hankey on his head and his whippets took a shit on my daffodyls. #HomeRule4Yorkshire.

My 'tag'? What the fuck is a 'tag'? I get enough emails about enlarging my man parts without getting emails (tags?) from the biggest cock in the Grim North.

So, going by your post above, the summer in Yorkshire came and went whilst you were freezing your nads off whilst sat (you fucking sat?!... I thought all you whippetmolesters were made of sterner stuff!) ... whilst you sat in Bristow's Bench.... see, although I'm a devout aethiest, there must be some kind of god who thought.... 'that wazzock from Yorkshire will be visiting the 'Bay, let's make him feel at home, we'll save the decent weather for those who live south of Watford'.

''I was able to check in on my home security camera and watch my lovely neighbour rubbing sun tan lotion into her beautiful body on her sun buttered lawn''

Fuck me! Not only do you flatcap-wearing, whippet-molesting, shite-beer-drinking, tab-smoking Grim Northerners put lard on everything, you even put butter on your fucking lawns.

*picture the scene*
BJFU returns back to his grotty one room bedsit around 2am Wednesday morning and straight away turns on his delapidated ol' laptop, tab hanging from mouth, trousers around his ankles, shuffling one out to the black and white grainy video of 25-stone Bertha slathering a knob of melting Kerrigold all over her acne-ridden body.... lovely!

 

[B2TF]

My 'tag'? What the fuck is a 'tag'? I get enough emails about enlarging my man parts without getting emails (tags?) from the biggest cock in the Grim North.

So, going by your post above, the summer in Yorkshire came and went whilst you were freezing your nads off whilst sat (you fucking sat?!... I thought all you whippetmolesters were made of sterner stuff!) ... whilst you sat in Bristow's Bench.... see, although I'm a devout aethiest, there must be some kind of god who thought.... 'that wazzock from Yorkshire will be visiting the 'Bay, let's make him feel at home, we'll save the decent weather for those who live south of Watford'.

''I was able to check in on my home security camera and watch my lovely neighbour rubbing sun tan lotion into her beautiful body on her sun buttered lawn''

Fuck me! Not only do you flatcap-wearing, whippet-molesting, shite-beer-drinking, tab-smoking Grim Northerners put lard on everything, you even put butter on your fucking lawns.

*picture the scene*
BJFU returns back to his grotty one room bedsit around 2am Wednesday morning and straight away turns on his delapidated ol' laptop, tab hanging from mouth, trousers around his ankles, shuffling one out to the black and white grainy video of 25-stone Bertha slathering a knob of melting Kerrigold all over her acne-ridden body.... lovely!

Top banana.

Enjoy Dog & Duck.

 

[Redbank]

David Rock screws Bromley over again. Barrow turned up to a WWE event, not a football match, and he gave absolutely nothing. Penalty not given first half, two footed challenge on Mekki not even a foul. It nearly kicked off in the crowd behind the goal near the end. Unbelievable.

By far and away the worst referee around, how is this arse wipe ever allowed to referee is beyond anyone

 

[Seventyseven]

Top banana.

Enjoy Dog & Duck.

It'll beat having to go anywhere near Halifax.

 

[Soup Ladle]

My 'tag'? What the fuck is a 'tag'? I get enough emails about enlarging my man parts without getting emails (tags?) from the biggest cock in the Grim North.

So, going by your post above, the summer in Yorkshire came and went whilst you were freezing your nads off whilst sat (you fucking sat?!... I thought all you whippetmolesters were made of sterner stuff!) ... whilst you sat in Bristow's Bench.... see, although I'm a devout aethiest, there must be some kind of god who thought.... 'that wazzock from Yorkshire will be visiting the 'Bay, let's make him feel at home, we'll save the decent weather for those who live south of Watford'.

''I was able to check in on my home security camera and watch my lovely neighbour rubbing sun tan lotion into her beautiful body on her sun buttered lawn''

Fuck me! Not only do you flatcap-wearing, whippet-molesting, shite-beer-drinking, tab-smoking Grim Northerners put lard on everything, you even put butter on your fucking lawns.

*picture the scene*
BJFU returns back to his grotty one room bedsit around 2am Wednesday morning and straight away turns on his delapidated ol' laptop, tab hanging from mouth, trousers around his ankles, shuffling one out to the black and white grainy video of 25-stone Bertha slathering a knob of melting Kerrigold all over her acne-ridden body.... lovely!

I think B2TF has caught a whopper here

 

[Seventyseven]

I think B2TF has caught a whopper here

BJFU couldn't even catch a cold! (insertanythingbutafuckingbanana)

 

[Boz]

By far and away the worst referee around, how is this arse wipe ever allowed to referee is beyond anyone

There is plenty of competition, Messrs Allison, Quelch and Evans spring to mind. Wonder who’s been selected to ref us out of the play-offs this year.

 

[GuiseleySteve]

There is plenty of competition, Messrs Allison, Quelch and Evans spring to mind. Wonder who’s been selected to ref us out of the play-offs this year.

Not forgetting Andrew Miller

 

[Joseph Smith]

It's bad that Torquay got relegated, Torqauy will beback, a nice bunch and enjoyed meeting you at Moors this season.
Don't get flamed by the Halifax troll. He is just living off a mythical idea of a 'brotherhood' ,whereby he can compare his club to decent enough ones, by some 'too much time on your hands philosophy' ;standing
next to proper clubs who have previously tugged on the trouser legs of big clubs and attempt to claim the same, in spite of the fact that no matter what he says, no one really thinks Halifax are a proper club. Will miss you Torquay, we'll do our best to send Halifax back down t their tinpot level, the background of an episode of last of the summer wine.
Brotherhood, if such a thing exists, extends to Wrexham, Tranmere and Leyton Orient. Halifax are as tinpot as anyone else.

 

[Master D]

Hartlepool, York and Stockport are also members.

 

[B2TF]

It's bad that Torquay got relegated, Torqauy will beback, a nice bunch and enjoyed meeting you at Moors this season.
Don't get flamed by the Halifax troll. He is just living off a mythical idea of a 'brotherhood' ,whereby he can compare his club to decent enough ones, by some 'too much time on your hands philosophy' ;standing
next to proper clubs who have previously tugged on the trouser legs of big clubs and attempt to claim the same, in spite of the fact that no matter what he says, no one really thinks Halifax are a proper club. Will miss you Torquay, we'll do our best to send Halifax back down t their tinpot level, the background of an episode of last of the summer wine.
Brotherhood, if such a thing exists, extends to Wrexham, Tranmere and Leyton Orient. Halifax are as tinpot as anyone else.

Funny how we never hear this from our Brother clubs, innit.

 

[B2TF]

It'll beat having to go anywhere near Halifax.

Torquay- best known for shit hotels and crap holidays........

 

[B2TF]

I think B2TF has caught a whopper here

I threw him back in though, coz he was only a tiddler.