New Kits Revealed 17/18

[hodge]

All ready for the return of the red home kit next season

 

[Bluebird_Dai]

All ready for the return of the red home kit next season

Shhh, Lord Tan still thinks we play in red!

 

[hodge]

Shhh, Lord Tan still thinks we play in red!

Is the training kit red?

 

[HertsWolf]

We've gone for tacky. And that's for the launch, not the shirt. Wolverhampton's Cape Canaveral is pitching for new launches to support the International Space Station. The club badge appears to be mainly in the armpit.

 

[Bluebird_Dai]

Is the training kit red?

No the only red now is the 3rd kit, which we've been cheap as fuck on and are just re-using last seasons away kit.

 

[markpvfc]

I think the sponsors logo on the Wolves shirt could do with being a bit bigger, I can't quite read what it says.

 

[Madejski]

We've gone for tacky. And that's for the launch, not the shirt. Wolverhampton's Cape Canaveral is pitching for new launches to support the International Space Station. The club badge appears to be mainly in the armpit.

Launching your kit (into Space) is so 2016..

 

[Ciderup]

I think the sponsors logo on the Wolves shirt could do with being a bit bigger, I can't quite read what it says.

It is truly disgusting!
Sorry Wulfs, that is horrible.

 

[MagpieBee]

That Wolves shirt is terrible, everything out of proportion of in the wrong place...

We're announcing ours on Monday, with a new shirt sponsor apparently. We're also adding electric advertising boards to Griffin Park this season, going to look ridiculously out of place...

 

[El Guapo]

I think the sponsors logo on the Wolves shirt could do with being a bit bigger, I can't quite read what it says.

It must be a kids sized shirt or something. It looks nowhere near as disproportionate on the players.

 

[markwwfc1992]

Bit of clarification on the Wolves shirt, it's a kids sized shirt with an adult sized sponsor... Not sure what the point of doing that was exactly...

Either way it's a shit shirt yet again ruined by a disgusting sponsorship (both asthetically and by their business). I don't know why we make awful shirt designs year after year, why do we have some tango coloured crap instead of traditional gold and black?

Hope the away one looks a little better.

 

[markwwfc1992]

Launching your kit (into Space) is so 2016..

You are correct. Reading's official twitter account pointed out to us that you were the first to do this OTT marketing stunt. Something to tell the grandkids

 

[Ciderup]

You are correct. Reading's official twitter account pointed out to us that you were the first to do this OTT marketing stunt. Something to tell the grandkids

They must be so proud!
#FOOTBALLSFUCKED.

 

[Madejski]

Well we're not going to win a trophy anytime soon, so beating Wolves to a kit launch is definitely a memory i'll never forget.

 

[JustinQPR]

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[HertsWolf]

The story about the weird proportions of the Wolves shirt in the launch video is that - and I know you'll all be shocked by this - it was to give prominence to the sponsors. Because each summer, small kids everywhere say to their parents "Mum! Dad! I want to see how the sponsor's logo looks on our ew shirt. Who cares what the shirt looks like, nan, as long as we can see the sponsor's brand and it's juxtaposition to our sporting values and brand principles as promoted by their COO in that awayday last February at the Kenilworth Holiday Inn Express".

Doesn't explain why the club badge was so massive, though.

Or why, for a club that is now reputedly far richer than God, our kit launch looked like it was done for less than the price of a three-pack of Durex.

 

[HertsWolf]

Well we're not going to win a trophy anytime soon, so beating Wolves to a kit launch is definitely a memory i'll never forget.

You also have the world's best club song, though. All these months later, it's still at #1 in four cities in Thailand. Although everyone there think it's for Charlton.

 

[HertsWolf]

It is truly disgusting!
Sorry Wulfs, that is horrible.

To be fair, our enthusiasm for this launch was that we misread the press release. We thought it was last year's team that was being jettisoned into outer space.

 

[Hank]

Not sure about the thinner stripes.

 

[Ciderup]

You also have the world's best club song, though. All these months later, it's still at #1 in four cities in Thailand. Although everyone there think it's for Charlton.

Laughed my head off when they played these.

 

[MagpieBee]

Revealed our new kits today, like the home shirt (more red in it than last year) but I'm really not a fan of the away kit, never liked Green for an outfield player.

Looks odd not having our old badge, but the new one doesn't look too bad on the home kit.

 

[Big Bird]

New Brentford badge is much better. Old one was a shitty old fashioned mess.

 

[Ciderup]

New Brentford badge is much better. Old one was a shitty old fashioned mess.

Being a Swindon fan, you would know all about shitty old messes!

 

[Big Bird]

Being a Swindon fan, you would know all about shirty old messes!

Yeah yeah, bet you go home to one every night!

#rubbishpreseasonbants

 

[Ciderup]

Yeah yeah, bet you go home to one every night!

#rubbishpreseasonbants

No BB, I go back to my beloved wife of 26 years and my family.
How is your sister / wife?
I was actually on about the state of your football club but if you want to do this childish shit......

 

[Big Bird]

No BB, I go back to my beloved wife of 26 years and my family.
How is your sister / wife?
I was actually on about the state of your football club but if you want to do this childish shit......

Our club is fine. So confident for the new season that we haven't even organised pre season schedule let alone thought about signing any players.

Apologies if I caused offense fella. Was only jesting.

 

[Ciderup]

Our club is fine. So confident for the new season that we haven't even organised pre season schedule let alone thought about signing any players.

Apologies if I caused offense fella. Was only jesting.

No worries BB.
I thought that was a wind up when I read you haven't arranged any pre-season games. What on earth is going on? Have you even got a Manager yet?

 

[Big Bird]

No worries BB.
I thought that was a wind up when I read you haven't arranged any pre-season games. What on earth is going on? Have you even got a Manager yet?

Yeah appointed Dave Flitcroft a couple of weeks ago who's now struggling to find opponents for friendly matches because everyone else sorted out pre season a few months ago.

For some reason those upstairs didn't bother arranging any sort of schedule so we're already behind every other team in terms of preparation. What a shambles.

Probably come begging at your door for a behind closed doors friendly at some stage I expect.

 

[QPR_Matt]

QPR kits. Very nice ... I just think the sponsor is to high.

 

[MagpieBee]

QPR kits. Very nice ... I just think the sponsor is to high.

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Seems to be the fashion these days. Steadily getting higher and higher over the past couple of years, probably so they show up more often on TV