Newcastle v Man City - Tues 19th Apr 19:45

[Christian Slater]

Bless.

 

[Stevencc]

He thinks everyone gets as upset about empty seats as he does.

 

[Christian Slater]

Thick enough not to realise it's his reaction that has kept it going.

 

[sl1k]

I am so riled up right now.

Fuck you, silky.

 

[silkyman]

Up. Like the opposite of down. Which is what United's attendance is.

(I've got at least three months of this yet.)

 

[Christian Slater]

We tremble at the thought.

Knock yourself out.

 

[Stevencc]

Who wants to play the role of the psychologically unhinged man-child that blocks people but still reads their posts in response to the empty seats joke?

Otherwise this doesn't work.

 

[G.B]

fuck off love muffin.

don't try to censor me c***

 

[jimmy whistle]

don't try to censor me c***

For the love of god listen to the man.

I don't know anyone who can finish to that pixelated japanese nonsense.

Is that what you want!? A forum full of twitchy, blue-balled, marshmellow-cocked barbarians calling each other ninnies and dolts? Because that's what you're gonna get.

 

[silkyman]

A forum full of twitchy, blue-balled, marshmellow-cocked barbarians calling each other ninnies and dolts.

Isn't that the forum's sub header?

 

[jimmy whistle]

I've just wasted somewhere in the region of forty five seconds looking for a sub-header that i now am suspicious doesn't exist. And that's to say nothing of the one? two? minutes spent typing this out. You win this one silkyman. You ninny.

 

[silkyman]

We're through the looking glass you dolt.

 

[Stevencc]

*Attenborough voice*

And now you can see the Silkyman desperately attempting to befriend a new forum member as backup because every other c*** already knows what he is like.

 

[silkyman]

Why is this silly sausage still following me like a lost puppy?

 

[silkyman]

Actually. I've gone too far. There is no place for language like 'the SS word' in polite society. And for that, I apologise.

 

[Stevencc]

A thirty-eight year old father, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[sl1k]

This is on behalf of every United supporter - whether they agree or not - in all the lands. Respect, brother.

But, apparently not at Old Trafford tonight.

I am so riled up right now.

Fuck you, silky.

Up. Like the opposite of down. Which is what United's attendance is.

(I've got at least three months of this yet.)

You twitchy, blue-balled, marshmellow-cocked barbarian, you used a very personal and heartfelt post to attack that which is most sacred - my team's fan attendance. Even after I expressed my displeasure, you, without remorse went for the jugular.

I've seen and endured much in my lifetime, but now, on this internet forum, you've gone too far. I'm fucking livid (see avatar).

Consider yourself blocked, you piece of shit.

(now i'm not being entirely serious about blocking you, but can you see how ridiculous you can be at times geez)

 

[jimmy whistle]

Don't worry I'm well aware what a bunch of petty twats and antagonists you all are. Except the monkey one. I like the monkey one. Although I do have my suspicions that its not a real monkey.

(Edit: any Attenborough impression worth a lick must begin "Observe: ...")

 

[silkyman]

You twitchy, blue-balled, marshmellow-cocked barbarian, you used a very personal and heartfelt post to attack that which is most sacred - my team's fan attendance. Even after I expressed my displeasure, you, without remorse went for the jugular.

I've seen and endured much in my lifetime, but now, on this internet forum, you've gone too far. I'm fucking livid (see avatar).

Consider yourself blocked, you piece of shit.

(now i'm not being entirely serious about blocking you, but can you see how ridiculous you can be at times geez)

Wait until I've been at it relentlessly for three months....

You nefarious blackguard.

 

[sl1k]

 

[silkyman]

I, er, don't know what that is...

 

[Stevencc]

A simple google of the word "sawft" would have given even the thickest of c*** all the information he or she would possibly need to identify the people in the gif.