Newcastle v Man Utd

[Whitechapel]

Match day chat.

 

[Christian Slater]

Loss or a draw.

 

[G-Dragon]

Easy win for United.

 

[Christian Slater]

You can tell our fans have given up.

 

[The Iron]

I've got a feeling that Man Utd might score a few goals in this game. I've had a few drinks tonight though

 

[Stevencc]

This.

Will.

Be.

Fucking.

Dire.

 

[Art Morte]

Can't remember the last time I've felt so confident of Man United dropping points to a relegation-zone team.

 

[G.B]

Can't remember the last time I've felt so confident of Man United dropping points to a relegation-zone team.

19th of December.

 

[silkyman]

Is this on the telly?

I might stick with Peppa Pig.

 

[Christian Slater]

You'll be watching the game.

 

[SALTIRE]

Shelvey won't be available for this yet? If he was I'd predict a comfortable home win. The scum will nick it at the death though.

 

[silkyman]

You'll be watching the game.

Probably not. That horrific excuse for a cup tie has scarred me for life.

 

[Christian Slater]

We've played like that all season, it hasn't stopped you before.

 

[Eski Boi]

bore draw 0-0

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Christian Slater]

Memphis being punished for showing positivity.

 

[G.B]

I just want to see a Mitrovic/Fellaini fight tbh.

 

[JimJams]

Memphis being punished for showing positivity.

He was never supposed to come inside. As a winger it is his job to get down the line and cross in for whoever has been assigned the task of heading the ball into the net. AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE THEY ALLOWED TO IMPROVISE. Rooney has been reprimanded and fined for his outrageous flick when he should have gone for a glancing header, despite the ball being about 10 inches from the ground. RULES ARE THERE FOR A REASON!

 

[G.B]

Newcastle: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Tiote, Colback, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic.

Subs: Darlow, Sterry, Lascelles, Gouffran, Marveaux, De Jong, Toney.

 

[JimJams]

4-2-2-2? Feefa Stylee bruv?

 

[SALTIRE]

The pace that this game will be played at.

 

[G.B]

4-2-2-2? Feefa Stylee bruv?

dats how we do


kinda

 

[G.B]

The pace that this game will be played at.

well you'll never get to know since you don't watch football anymore (and certainly not man yoo... honestly mate i don't)

 

[SALTIRE]

well you'll never get to know since you don't watch football anymore (and certainly not man yoo... honestly mate i don't)

I've heard legendary tales of how bad it is, apparently rocks are formed quicker than how they pass the ball. Steven said he about gouged his eyes out in the FA Cup match the other night.

 

[thespus]

A midfield with Schneiderlin and Herrera without Schweinsteiger, this might be exciting.

*sees Fellaini*

 

[G.B]

oh shit, mike dean officiating

this should be fun

 

[Art Morte]

oh shit, mike dean officiating

this should be fun

Just might be the most exciting man on the pitch. A penalty or a red, minimum.

 

[G.B]

gave us 2 reds last time out, the prick

 

[Stevencc]

Battle of two powerhouses of Dutch management - who will prevail?

 

[The Iron]

Hopefully Newcastle will give them a thrashing, like they did on this clip.