Non League Awards Night 2015 - Official Thread

[Gladders]

Harsh on Frealaf!

 

[Cardsfan]

Now its time we move on to the 2 general awards, starting with..

Quote of the Year

We only had 3 entries for this, perhaps due to the closure of TFF, so in joint 1st place with 1 vote each.....

































Mr Scooty with this...

Van Der Graaf with this.......

And CrazyImp with this....

Congratulations to all 3 of you, 3 excellent posts for sure.

 

[Gladders]

Talkng of that who is gonna start the Welcome Tranmere thread?

Grimsby fans are too busy laughing at them, what goes around comes around as they say.

 

[Cardsfan]

Thread of the Year

In a Landslide 1st with 12 votes......
















































http://www.onefootballforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/most-tinpot-thing-i-ever-heard-tinpot-thread.710/

Thanks go to shoddycollins for creating it, and to the vast number of contributors who have posted hilarious facts and stories to make it (in my opinion) the best thread on this forum.

 

[Luke Imp]

Crazy does a good match day preview to be fair. He needs to do more of them next season.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Crazy does a good match day preview to be fair. He needs to do more of them next season.

+1.

 

[Aberstone]

Crazy does a good match day preview to be fair. He needs to do more of them next season.

Agreed, his previews are so fluent and are guaranteed to make me laugh at least a couple of times.

 

[Cardsfan]

Hardest-Working Poster

In 4th place with two votes........
















































Red Dragon for his excellent non-league prediction-league.

In 3rd place with 3 and a half votes.....
















































DarkSithLord as the only moderator on this section of the forum......

In 2nd Place with 4 votes.........








































Jemfy for his excellent Promotions/Relegations up and down the pyramid amongst other things....

And in 1st Place with 4 and a half votes......
































His first award of the night, an award that is deserved for the hard work he puts into running features for everyone on this section (and in no way suggests that he is sad or has too much free time)











Congratulations Cardsfan !

 

[ShrewdBlue]

 

[Cardsfan]

Best Match Reports

In Joint 3rd with one vote each....
















































Chris FGR
CrazyImp
Luke Imp
DarkSithLord

And in 2nd place with 2 votes.....
















































Aberstone

And in 1st place with 3 votes............

































Picking up his first award of the night, an excellent poster who puts great effort and detail into his match reports on games in the United Counties League Premier Division.....











Congratulations Jemfy !

 

[Cardsfan]

Best Fans

In Joint 5th with one vote each....
















































Chester
Alfreton
Altrincham

In Joint 2nd place with 2 votes.....

















































Bristol Rovers
Wrexham
Macclesfield

And in 1st place with 3 votes......






























A great bunch of fans it must be said, with Crazy Imp's wit, Luke Imp's knowledge and David Imp's bleak sense of humour as just the tip of the iceberg.........



















Congratulations to Lincoln!

 

[CrazyImp]

Only thing we'll win for the next decade.

*Auto-David.

 

[Cardsfan]

Now for a perhaps strange award, but definitely worthwhile given the amount of posters who contribute a lot in this section despite not supporting a non-league team;

Best Poster who doesn't support a Non-League team....

In Joint 4th with one vote each....
















































BigDaveCUFC
Kenneth E End
Meadow

In 3rd place with 2 votes.....

















































Destruction for his interesting posts on groundhopping in the depths of non-league...

In 2nd place with 3 and a half votes......




































shoddycollins for starting and regularly contributing to the Tinpot Thread amongst other things......

And in 1st Place with 6 and a half votes.....


























A poster who I'm pretty sure spends more time here than in the League 2 section belonging to his beloved Cambridge United, very knowledgable on non-league football as demonstrated by his 1st placed finish in the Prediction League....













Congratulations @Vanni!

 

[GTFC1979]

I wish I could've been bothered to vote for ChrisFGR now as it seems he has voted for me on every bad one!
Double the amount of votes as B2TF on least funny poster? Do me a fucking favour!!

 

[Cardsfan]

Most Knowledgable Poster

In Joint 3rd with one vote each....
















































rudebwoyben
GodsGift

In 2nd place with 2 votes.....

















































Luke Imp

And in 1st place with 3 votes......


























An excellent poster who picks up his 2nd award of the night, extremely knowledgable on all levels of non-league football.

















Congratulations Jemfy !

 

[Cardsfan]

Best Newcomer (Joined in August 2014 or later)

In 5th with half a vote....
















































Mr Scooty

In Joint 4th place with 1 vote.....

















































Cardsfan
miagsygas

In 2nd Place with 1 and a half votes.......






















































Greenacres

And in 1st place with 4 votes......


























An excellent poster who more than cancels out B2TF, an excellent poster on the subject of FC Halifax and a major contributor in the tinpot thread as well....

















Congratulations Pliny Harris !

 

[Cardsfan]

Poster you'd most like to have a pint with

In Joint 3rd with one vote each....

















































rudebwoyben
Aberstone
Luke Imp
Jemfy
Alty
Son of Cod
@Paranoid Pineapple
Master D
CrazyImp


In Joint 1st with 2 votes.....







































Two posters from God's county who members of this forum would clearly like to meet up with.....












Congratulations Pliny Harris and @BT2F!

 

[Pliny Harris]

B2TF is the two-footed, studs-up, well above the ground challenge. I'm the goalkeeper's gloves given to the little lad behind the nets at full-time.

 

[Urban]

Pliny could tell the story of how Barnet are going bankrupt over his pint

 

[Cardsfan]

Funniest Poster

In Joint 2nd with one vote each....
















































@mnb098mnb
Master D

And in Joint 1st with 4 votes......


























This award is shared between two people, one known for his wit and hilarious match threads, and the other for his legendary wumming skills.....

















Congratulations CrazyImp and @B2TF!

 

[Aber gas]

Pliny could tell the story of how Barnet are going bankrupt over his pint

You need to move on mate .

 

[Urban]

You need to move on mate .

If ever there was a thread to reminisce over the previous season, it's this one.

 

[Cardsfan]

Best Step 3 and below Poster

In Joint 2nd with one vote each....
















































@mnb098mnb
Darlofan97
Paddy
Silver Stone

And in 1st place with 10 votes......


























His 3rd award of the night, a testament to his knowledge of the lower echelons of the non-league game...
















Congratulations @Jemfy!

 

[Cardsfan]

Best Step 2 Poster

In 2nd with 6 votes.......
















































Joe - Thanks for sending in a list mate A very committed supporter of Ebbsfleet United, an excellent contributor on this forum for some while now.

And in 1st Place with 8 votes......


























Was neck in neck for a long while, but this poster eventually pulled away. An excellent poster on his beloved Wealdstone FC, and a crucial contributor to the Tinpot Thread as well who always posts with intelligence and wit.

















Congratulations @Aberstone!

 

[Cardsfan]

Best Step 1 Poster

In Joint 4th with one vote each....
















































Gashead
Frealaf
Luke Imp
Pliny Harris

In 3rd with 2 votes......












































Cardsfan

And in Joint 1st Place with 4 votes each....


































This award is shared between two people, the first is a devoted supporter of Alfreton, who always posts with passion and knowledge and the other is a fan of Lincoln, whose match threads and general posts are always hilarious.









Congratulations DarkSithLord and CrazyImp !

 

[B2TF]

Funniest Poster

In Joint 2nd with one vote each....
















































@mnb098mnb
Master D

And in Joint 1st with 4 votes......


























This award is shared between two people, one known for his wit and hilarious match threads, and the other for his legendary wumming skills.....

















Congratulations CrazyImp and @B2TF!

Get the fuck in.

I'm off to bed now, I'll be back tomorrow to pick up my cup.

 

[CrazyImp]

How awkward.

 

[Cardsfan]

And finally, the most coveted award of the year for us tinpotters in the non-league section;

Member of the Year

In Joint 4th with one vote each....
















































@mnb098mnb
CrazyImp
Luke Imp

In Joint 3rd with 2 votes......








































Aberstone

In 2nd with 3 votes......
















































Cardsfan

And in 1st with 4 votes......


























The most important award of the night goes to an Alfreton fan winning his second award of the evening, as mentioned above he is an excellent poster on his beloved team, who always writes intelligently and in detail, and helps keep the section running smoothly as its only moderator. A richly deserved winner of this award.....
















Huge Congratulations @DarkSithLord!

 

[Pliny Harris]

How awkward.

Heh heh. You're as funny as B2TF.

 

[Cardsfan]

Massive thanks to everyone who sent in a list and to all of you who have followed this evening and commented on the awards as and when they've been revealed. I hope you've enjoyed it, congratulations to all the posters awarded above and thanks to all the posters who've made this a hugely enjoyable section this season.