Stickied Oakey’s Predicta League Two 2023/24

[Habbinalan]

Well at least we get to play them.

Oh and Tom I should warn you to watch out for Barrow if you go there because their fans are backward yokel types and they are very hooligan. They will probably class you as their bitter local rivals.

Are you suggesting that those Atherstone fans are running away from the Wilkie Road Women's Institute and their playgroup? I think not.

 

[Carver]

You can replace Barrow with Carlisle in your post and it's still true

 

[oakroader]

"ATTENTION....ATTENTION"....
The ALPHA league consists of previous champions Vanni (2015/2016) and ProfessorGreen (2016/2017) and all those that stayed the course throughout both or either of past predicta seasons
The BRAVO league consists of those that started either of the past two seasons but DIDN'T stay the course or are playing the game for the first time!!
Please read the rules....please understand the rules.....and remember...it's meant to be a bit of fun!!
There will be a promotion and relegation battle with a 3 up and 3 down between the two leagues ....firstly at the end of December 2017.....and then again....numbers permitting...at the end of the season.
For the sake of convenience I shall only be posting fixtures/results on the RD league 2 forum....
Still time for more applicants....or for some to walk away if they wish.....
Good luck...oakey

 

[Aber gas]

I'm top of the fucking league already. Promotion assured by October.

 

[mowgli]

I'm top of the fucking league already. Promotion assured by October.

Like my relegation mate. I can't wait to see Carver's reaction to being in the bottom League

 

[Aber gas]

Like my relegation mate. I can't wait to see Carver's reaction to being in the bottom League

oakroader should call the second division the BETA CUCK league. Just for Carver.

 

[mowgli]

oakroader should call the second division the BETA CUCK league. Just for Carver.

The best part of it was Carver saying there should be 2 divisions as we had so many people wanting to take part

 

[Part Vole]

If you're still accepting, then i'm in too. Cheers.

 

[GTFCfish]

Carver when he reads this:

 

[oakroader]

If you're still accepting, then i'm in too. Cheers.

Welcome PV

 

[Urban]

I'm in. Just like Carver frequently does, I'm hoping I can last the full length this time.

 

[oakroader]

I'm in. Just like Carver frequently does, I'm hoping I can last the full length this time.

Welcome Urban

 

[Carver]

OAK YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!!!

Right, so you have put me in the bottom league with all of these new ROOKIE fuckers and you have basically let everyone who was left at the end of last season get to be in the top league this season? All except me, apparently because I was not here at the very beginning of the first season? I have been LOYAL to this game Oak and yet you let cufc17 in the top league and guess what? He fucking LEFT some time before the end and did not finish last season but I DID. So you prefer having a quitter in over me?

This is conspiracy.

WHERE IS THE FAIRNESS IN THAT?? C'mon someone back me up here!!! Son of Cod? Aber gas?

Change it now Oak and I will forgive you ok. Do it so I'm in the top league and please don't try and be funny and put me in a 3rd league where I'm all on my own, alright?

 

[Dirk]

Maybe you shouldn't have so many nicknames.

Woah, the season hasn't even yet started and the same shit starts again.

fwiw: In the army I was in the Bravo Company, too.

 

[oakroader]

OAK YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!!!

Right, so you have put me in the bottom league with all of these new ROOKIE fuckers and you have basically let everyone who was left at the end of last season get to be in the top league this season? All except me, apparently because I was not here at the very beginning of the first season? I have been LOYAL to this game Oak and yet you let cufc17 in the top league and guess what? He fucking LEFT some time before the end and did not finish last season but I DID. So you prefer having a quitter in over me?

This is conspiracy.

WHERE IS THE FAIRNESS IN THAT?? C'mon someone back me up here!!! Son of Cod? Aber gas?

Change it now Oak and I will forgive you ok. Do it so I'm in the top league and please don't try and be funny and put me in a 3rd league where I'm all on my own, alright?

cufc17 was a participant in the inaugural predicta 2015/2016....
He lasted All season....which is more than you did!!!
Suck it up sweet chops and grow a pair!!

 

[mowgli]

OAK YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH!!!

Right, so you have put me in the bottom league with all of these new ROOKIE fuckers and you have basically let everyone who was left at the end of last season get to be in the top league this season? All except me, apparently because I was not here at the very beginning of the first season? I have been LOYAL to this game Oak and yet you let cufc17 in the top league and guess what? He fucking LEFT some time before the end and did not finish last season but I DID. So you prefer having a quitter in over me?

This is conspiracy.

WHERE IS THE FAIRNESS IN THAT?? C'mon someone back me up here!!! Son of Cod? Aber gas?

Change it now Oak and I will forgive you ok. Do it so I'm in the top league and please don't try and be funny and put me in a 3rd league where I'm all on my own, alright?

And i was not disappointed i wondered how long it would be before you threw a hissy fit, you shouldn't keep on getting banned and remember you wanted 2 divisions.

 

[Vanni]

Calm down Carver. You'll be with the top dogs like me, Oakey and Mowgli soon enough, unless you're like really crap at this. All you need to do is predict a LOSS + Joker every time

 

[epic73]

put me in a 3rd league where I'm all on my own, alright?

- Carver

 

[Carver]

cufc17 was a participant in the inaugural predicta 2015/2016....
He lasted All season....which is more than you did!!!
Suck it up sweet chops and grow a pair!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING SCREWED OVER LIKE THIS.

It's obvious that Oakroader does not want me to succeed, as any unbiased rational person running this game would of kept me in the top league and instead been harsh on those who came crawling back. I finished near the top of the league last season and I was top for ages at one point while others were struggling so bad, they are the ones rewarded and I'm the one who gets punished and there is one player who has the welcome carpet rolled out to him even though he quit halfway through.

Now I don't expect any of you to help stop this, but you'd all better remember this because it could be your turn next time to be messed around with!! I mean we could be dealing with a real sociopath here, a truly demented guy hellbent on making sure his rivals don't beat him.

 

[epic73]

I'm the one who get's punished

I hate it when I get is punished.

 

[LongEatonPie]

I am willing to take Carvers place in Bravo League

 

[Carver]

I am willing to take Carvers place in Bravo League

You see this here Oak, this is what you call LOYALTY.

LongEatonPie would take a bullet for me and it's because I respect him so dearly, I don't go and scrape him off my boot like he was nothing and make a fool of him to everyone else in the process.

 

[GTFCfish]

Carver why do you take this thing so seriously?

When I first came on the League 2 forum I thought your posts were tongue in cheek just having a laugh, before realising that you actually mean every word.

Lighten up ffs.

 

[Carver]

Carver why do you take this thing so seriously?

When I first came on the League 2 forum I thought your posts were tongue in cheek just having a laugh, before realising that you actually mean every word.

Lighten up ffs.

Look like you're living up to the name FISH very much indeed.

I don't take this as seriously as you think, but a game is a game and I hate losing, especially to nerds.

 

[Dirk]

I am willing to take Carvers place in Bravo League

Just admit it, LEP. It's not this Carver guy you care for, you want to play with your fellow Notts predicta, right?

btw: I'll second LEP's wish, Oak!

 

[GTFCfish]

Look like you're living up to the name FISH very much indeed.

I don't take this as seriously as you think, but a game is a game and I hate losing, especially to nerds.

Ironically you added the 'especially to nerds' 64 minutes after your original post, making you a nerd of the highest order hohoho.

 

[Chris FGR]

I played every season of the other prediction thing, never flounced (apart from when I was ridiculously banned) and consistently bossed it.

Only reason I wasn't storming this one is cos unlike a load of other twats on 1ff, I don't go on the wrong league sections like a nosy little prick.

I deserve to be top division and expect this to be rectified by tomorrow. Cheers.

 

[Carver]

I played every season of the other prediction thing, never flounced (apart from when I was ridiculously banned) and consistently bossed it.

Only reason I wasn't storming this one is cos unlike a load of other twats on 1ff, I don't go on the wrong league sections like a nosy little prick.

I deserve to be top division and expect this to be rectified by tomorrow. Cheers.

Don't count on it rookie.

 

[redjed]

PRAM AND TOYS COME TO MIND!!!!

 

[Chris FGR]

Lucky that there are 3 promotion places in Bravo league cos otherwise there wouldn't be any point even starting with that shit.

Having me in it will be like having Real Madrid playing in the scotch league. Promoted by Christmas.

Do u really want such an uncompetitive league Oak? Or do u want the TOP CLASS predictas where they should be fighting for the title?