Stickied Oakey’s Predicta League Two 2024/25

[ProfessorGreen]

Win against Donny please

 

[oakroader]

I was just gonna say everyone except me has been a dick and I'm afraid that includes you as well Oak. So to start off with you must give me everyones points and you have to relegate yourself to a bottom third league all on your own as punishment for relegating me at the start.

Deal?

 

[Carver]

I'm THIS CLOSE to breaking away from your game and starting up one of my own and taking all your members along with me and you know what my league would be called?

NO OAKS.

 

[Vanni]

I'm THIS CLOSE to breaking away from your game and starting up one of my own and taking all your members along with me and you know what my league would be called?

NO OAKS.

Hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of commissioning a quick survey to see if your idea will work. Only a small sample size, and with a -/+ 5% margin of error, but this was the result - 100% for Oakey to keep running this, 0% for Carver taking over.

Sorry mate, but if it's any consolation, a handful did say that they'd give it further thought if you promised a couple of Nin Tend O's for the winners. I think they're referring to some sort of exotic Asian food?

 

[Chris FGR]

Sorry mate, but if it's any consolation, a handful did say that they'd give it further thought if you promised a couple of Nin Tend O's for the winners. I think they're referring to some sort of exotic Asian food?

He could literally offer anything, a brand new Switch, 3ds, or an entire Sushi restaurant as a prize and it wouldn't mean fuck all. There would only be one winner of The NO OAKS league.

 

[redjed]

That is the sort of thing a loser would say, so it's no wonder you're bottom of the whole thing.

He could literally offer anything, a brand new Switch, 3ds, or an entire Sushi restaurant as a prize and it wouldn't mean fuck all. There would only be one winner of The NO OAKS league.

It would be the only way he would be a winner lol ! A one man league

 

[oakroader]

How do you think your teams' performance will go over a season ?
THE RULES.....
1-You're either RIGHT or WRONG...
The ultimate winner will have the highest correct predicta percentage over the season.....
2-Predict your OWN team's result.....WIN,LOSS or DRAW.....
3-You get 3 points ADDED to your total if you are right...
4-You get 3 points DEDUCTED if you are wrong....
Miss or Fail to predict you will be DEDUCTED 6 points ...
5-You Can Use The Joker To Double Up Your Correct Predicta ....
But You Will Be Deducted Double Points If Incorrect!!...
Your points total will help in deciding your place in the league.....
6-Predictions must be received before kick-off,or else void. ..
7-ONE game at a time...
8-Posts must have BOTH team names involved in the game, plus the date,then your predicta .Please predict ...WIN,LOSS or DRAW... nothing else please!!....
9-This is open to anybody,across the forums, who fancy's a go .
10-It's About Points... But ...Win Percentages Takes Precedence!!...
PS...in the event of a close end-of the-season finish...predictas will be required to be submitted by private messages only...
PPS...if you MISS 3 games you will be DELETED from the predicta game...

 

[oakroader]

dear fellow predictas'......
i have updated the rules to show a change in the amount of points DEDUCTED when someone fails to or misses a predicta...FROM THIS WEEKEND......
the penalty is now a 6 point deduction OFF of total instead of 3 points.... maximum of 3x misses allowed!!
this was a suggestion from one of our fellow predictas' who made a lot of sense..thank you....

 

[mowgli]

Sept 23rd
Colchester v Wycombe - Win please Oakey.

 

[Carver]

Hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of commissioning a quick survey to see if your idea will work. Only a small sample size, and with a -/+ 5% margin of error, but this was the result - 100% for Oakey to keep running this, 0% for Carver taking over.

Sorry mate, but if it's any consolation, a handful did say that they'd give it further thought if you promised a couple of Nin Tend O's for the winners. I think they're referring to some sort of exotic Asian food?

I'd make you great again Vanni if you joined my league, I promise.

You're good at being a scheming little arse licker, so you could be that sort of person for me this time mate.

 

[Carver]

dear fellow predictas'......
i have updated the rules to show a change in the amount of points DEDUCTED when someone fails to or misses a predicta...FROM THIS WEEKEND......
the penalty is now a 6 point deduction OFF of total instead of 3 points.... maximum of 3x misses allowed!!
this was a suggestion from one of our fellow predictas' who made a lot of sense..thank you....

I noticed too that DearneValleyRover had moved up a place after missing his predictor.

 

[Dirk]

dear fellow predictas'......
the penalty is now a 6 point deduction OFF of total instead of 3 points.... maximum of 3x misses allowed!!

Phew, lucky for me that I only missed last weekends match, although it makes the difference of a 6pointer too (instead of my (not)predicted win and 3 pts I got -3pts.

this was a suggestion from one of our fellow predictas' who made a lot of sense..thank you....

Yes, makes sense, so it can't be a suggestion of me or....(*fill in another appropriate twat)

edit: can't not can

 

[CFC91]

Luton v Chesterfield - LUTON WIN - JOKER

 

[Impish]

County v LINCOLN WIN please

 

[mowgli]

Sept 23rd
Colchester v Wycombe - Win please Oakey.

Fuck it make it a joker please Oakey as i've had a few Somerset ciders and it'll piss Carver off

 

[GTFCfish]

Hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of commissioning a quick survey to see if your idea will work. Only a small sample size, and with a -/+ 5% margin of error, but this was the result - 100% for Oakey to keep running this, 0% for Carver taking over.

Sorry mate, but if it's any consolation, a handful did say that they'd give it further thought if you promised a couple of Nin Tend O's for the winners. I think they're referring to some sort of exotic Asian food?

Actually it was 99% Oaky and 1% Carver as Carver voted for himself.

 

[mowgli]

Actually it was 99% Oaky and 1% Carver as Carver voted for himself.

Well no sane person would vote for the childish twat who can't accept this is just a bit of fun but don't worry he'll be banned again soon next time for good.

 

[Carver]

Well no sane person would vote for the childish twat who can't accept this is just a bit of fun but don't worry he'll be banned again soon next time for good.

I'm too popular to be banned, what would you all do without me?

 

[oakroader]

Luton v Chesterfield - LUTON WIN - JOKER

YOUR OWN TEAM ...PLEASE......CHESTERFIELD LOSS JOKER.........?????

 

[redjed]

You're only saying that cos you're shit.

That being said you are getting some points this week I suspect.

Oak , as Chris FGR, has already conceded that we are going to get the points , can i have them now please!

 

[CFC91]

YOUR OWN TEAM ...PLEASE......CHESTERFIELD LOSS JOKER.........?????

Have you seen how many goals we've conceded on the road this season? I'd be triple joker'ing it if I could!!

 

[Chris FGR]

FGR v Swindon 22/09/17 - LOSS please Oak.

 

[Bobbin']

Must be mad but need to try and claw these points back so ......

CHARLTON WIN vs Bury + JOKER

 

[oakroader]

SO FAR.......

 

[Dirk]

23/09: Notts vs Lincoln WIN

 

[Carver]

23/09: Crewe v Carlisle

Carlisle loss

 

[devilofajob]

23/9 Barnet V Crawley. Draw please

 

[markpvfc]

Vale @ Yeovil Win

 

[dedwardp]

Colchester to draw with Wycombe.

 

[Wiinotfit]

Mansfield v Cambridge
Stags win & Joker
Cheers