Stickied Oakey’s Predicta League Two 2024/25

[Carver]

hmm.......you grooming our mate mowgli carver??....
i've got news for you bud....he aint a sixteen year old virgin regardless of what he/she claims!!

No no I'm not after anything like that.

I just need him to do a few jobs for me on here is all.

 

[mowgli]

He's probably not posting anything because it's pre-season and there has been nothing interesting happening at our club lately. Oh and by the way Mowgli you have made an ageist insult in your post above and that my friend can result in you getting a ban, So I must do the right thing and report you to admin, unless however, you are willing to do a couple of jobs for me and if you do then I will turn a blind eye and forget the whole thing ever happened as you could actually be quite useful to me.

So are you going to be a good little errand boy and work for me?

In your dreams sweet cheeks.

 

[Aber gas]

No no I'm not after anything like that.

I just need him to do a few jobs for me on here is all.

What sort of "jobs" ? Looks right dodgy to me.

 

[oakroader]

arthur daley ....he aint!!

 

[Vanni]

What sort of "jobs" ? Looks right dodgy to me.

Jobs like asking people in the shoutbox about my 'secret'. The lad is deluded I tell ya.

 

[mowgli]

Jobs like asking people in the shoutbox about my 'secret'. The lad is deluded I tell ya.

Don't worry mate i'm sure it won't be long before he gets himself banned again

 

[Vanni]

Don't worry mate i'm sure it won't be long before he gets himself banned again

He can ask anything he wants to afaic, but he'll be disappointed to discover there are no secrets on me to be unearthed. Just ask me and I'll tell you. Secrets are for 8 year olds.

Anyways, the only reason he keeps getting himself banned is only because he has another account, so he'll not be actually banned if you know what I mean. I reckon it's more fun not to ban him then

 

[mowgli]

He can ask anything he wants to afaic, but he'll be disappointed to discover there are no secrets on me to be unearthed. Just ask me and I'll tell you. Secrets are for 8 year olds.

Anyways, the only reason he keeps getting himself banned is only because he has another account, so he'll not be actually banned if you know what I mean. I reckon it's more fun not to ban him then

Cheers Vanni i'll keep that bit of information stored for future use.

 

[Vanni]

Cheers Vanni i'll keep that bit of information stored for future use.

It's just a hunch that I and a few others have, so don't take it as gospel Mowgli

 

[GTFCfish]

It's just a hunch that I and a few others have, so don't take it as gospel Mowgli

Hmm Carver may see RED if you accuse him of having a second account, you could say you're accusing Carver of being as sneaky as a FOX maybe?

So any idea of this second accounts user name........?

 

[oakroader]

Hmm Carver may see RED if you accuse him of having a second account, you could say you're accusing Carver of being as sneaky as a FOX maybe?

So any idea of this second accounts user name........?

Basil brush?

 

[Carver]

In your dreams sweet cheeks.

When the time comes I will inform you of what I want done for me, so until then you be nice to me and maybe I won't tell on you. Friendo.

 

[Carver]

He can ask anything he wants to afaic, but he'll be disappointed to discover there are no secrets on me to be unearthed. Just ask me and I'll tell you. Secrets are for 8 year olds.

Anyways, the only reason he keeps getting himself banned is only because he has another account, so he'll not be actually banned if you know what I mean. I reckon it's more fun not to ban him then

I don't know anything about any second account, I don't what you're talking about.

As for you well you do have some weird secret of some sort that's for sure and you must really be scaring people into not ever telling me what it is.

 

[mowgli]

When the time comes I will inform you of what I want done for me, so until then you be nice to me and maybe I won't tell on you. Friendo.

I think everyone on here knows what my response will be.

 

[oakroader]

ATTENTION.....ATTENTION.......
all predictas' requested in from SATURDAY 29TH JULY please....
good luck new and old ......
here's to a new season of fun and frolics and frivolity.....
oakey

 

[Chris FGR]

 

[Carver]

No cheesy poems this year Oak?

 

[oakroader]

No cheesy poems this year Oak?

cheesy??..how very dare you!!!
you're just an ignorant philistine...without a clue!!
some people do actually appreciate and go berserk,
when they look back at all my work.

 

[Carver]

cheesy??..how very dare you!!!
you're just an ignorant philistine...without a clue!!
some people do actually appreciate and go berserk,
when they look back at all my work.

Ah there it is.

It is mostly crazy deranged people write poems Oak and they end up going so mad they cut their ears off and shit. So is there something you're trying to tell us in your poems? An insight into your screwball mind?

 

[mowgli]

Ah there it is.

It is mostly crazy deranged people write poems Oak and they end up going so mad they cut their ears off and shit. So is there something you're trying to tell us in your poems? An insight into your screwball mind?

That's painters not poets.

 

[Carver]

That's painters not poets.

Whatever mate, I did not learn much about that in the class I was put in at school.

 

[oakroader]

is it true Carver that the last job with responsibilities that you had was milk monitor ??

 

[ProfessorGreen]

Well catching up on the last few weeks of this thread has made for fantastic reading this morning.

FWIW I'm a fan of the new system and wholeheartedly agree with Carver not being in the top league.

 

[Chris FGR]

That's painters not poets.

Like Van Gough and Mike Tyson?

 

[GTFCfish]

Like Van Gough and Mike Tyson?

When did Mike Tyson lose an ear?

 

[Chris FGR]

When did Mike Tyson lose an ear?

He didn't, he bit off Evander Holyfield's. Same kind of thing really though, both accomplished ear removers.

 

[GTFCfish]

He didn't, he bit off Evander Holyfield's. Same kind of thing really though, both accomplished ear removers.

Here's another ear remover:

Sorry.

 

[The Reverend Skyblue]

Just to confirm
Cov vs Notts County home win 5/8/17

 

[oakroader]

Sat...er....Fucking.....Day.....!!!!

 

[epic73]

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