Official TOTS leaked.

[JimJams]

In the league Payet has 9 goals 10 assists. Sanchez has 12 goals 5 assists. So Payet contributes directly to 19 goals, Sanchez 17.
This is despite the Chilean aready having a season to settle into the league and into his side. A side that sits above the one that Payet plays for and a side that has the guy who provides more chances on a plate for Alexis and co than any other player in Europe.

He, and you, should hang your heads in shame.

 

[Whitechapel]

In the league Payet has 9 goals 10 assists. Sanchez has 12 goals 5 assists. So Payet contributes directly to 19 goals, Sanchez 17.
This is despite the Chilean aready having a season to settle into the league and into his side. A side that sits above the one that Payet plays for and a side that has the guy who provides more chances on a plate for Alexis and co than any other player in Europe.

He, and you, should hang your heads in shame.

Oh why don't you just fuck right off.

 

[smat]

Ahhhhh but ahhhh Payet has started two more games than Sanchez, so basically ahhhhh but.

 

[Whitechapel]

300 less minutes on the pitch!!!!

 

[JimJams]

Cos Wenger doesn't have the confidence to play him as much due to his woeful return.

Now the pressure is off Sanchez can bag a few and shore those stats up a bit.

 

[Whitechapel]

This was pish last year, Cesc missed out over someone stupid? Can't remember who now.

EDIT: It was Coutinho. That was a travesty as last season Cesc was a don.

 

[JimJams]

Nick Barmby?

 

[smat]

300 less minutes on the pitch!!!!

Fewer.

 

[Whitechapel]

Fewer.

I like to round up to the nearest 100.

Guess how old I am?

 

[smat]

No mate. 300 fewer minutes.

 

[smat]

Actually, wait a sec, is that wrong?!

Edit: No. It is right.

 

[Whitechapel]

Actually, wait a sec, is that wrong?!

Edit: No. It is right.

Is what I wrote wrong, or are you correcting yourself to say you're rightly wrong?

 

[smat]

It doesn't really matter.

 

[Whitechapel]

No, you're right.