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Gerbils - Started off with two males. Yeahhh, they weren't males. We currently have 16 of them, the father of the first 2 litters unfortunately died 2 weeks ago though, poor bugger. Looking to get rid of a few, the original plan was 2 in 2 cages, 2 males and 2 females, that also went to pot as one of the babies matured early and managed to make the mother pregnant bringing on her 3rd litter, dirty bastards, so he was then put into another cage as the father wouldn't accept him, with one of the male babies, we then had to move another male into there as he was being bullied by his siblings. The plan now is 2 females, 3 males and 2 males in separate cages, as gerbils can't live alone, one of the youngest males went in with the one who's partner died. So, we have 7 named gerbils, 8 if you include the dead one. - Thor (female, just kept the name after we realised she was a girl), Chi-Chi, Vegeta, Nappa, Gohan, Goten and Trunks Goku is the dead one.(anyone notice a pattern?)

I'm pretty sure you just described the 1FF Premier League forum.
 

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He must also need to compile a 1FF pets list.
 

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I used to have Dobermans called Barty, Rocky and Hank.

I used to have Syrian Hamsters called Miggs, Snuggs, Toots and Dingle.

I used to have Winter White Hamsters called Casper, Tiddles and Zuzu.

I used to have Roborovski Hamsters called Tootle and Pootle.

I used to have Jirds called Goober and George.

I used to have Rats called Tink, Rocky, Dudley, Patch, Snowy, Squish and some others whose names I can't remember.

Now I have a cat called Widget.

Can I have some likes now?
 

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I used to have Dobermans called Barty, Rocky and Hank.

I used to have Syrian Hamsters called Miggs, Snuggs, Toots and Dingle.

I used to have Winter White Hamsters called Casper, Tiddles and Zuzu.

I used to have Roborovski Hamsters called Tootle and Pootle.

I used to have Jirds called Goober and George.

I used to have Rats called Tink, Rocky, Dudley, Patch, Snowy, Squish and some others whose names I can't remember.

Now I have a cat called Widget.

Can I have some likes now?

That was like a WWI poem until the end.
 

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Don't have pets, don't want pets. I'd sooner be responsible about it and recognise I wouldn't have the inclination to look after it properly.
 

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I used to have sea monkeys. Not sure I ever mentioned that. Best pets you can have. Have to do nowt, then they die and lay more eggs so you get even more. So basically the worse you are at owning them the better.
 
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I have a female cat who is currently running amok in my front room, she's young and absolutely fucking mental and she drives me nuts at times but she does make me laugh attacking the telly when i watch wildlife documentaries. :lol:
 

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I have an African grey parrot called Jasper and a lovely kind pitbull called Brodie.

Jasper shouts out "alright see ya then have a good day" when I leave for work. I don't think that can be beaten by any other pet in the world.
 

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Hi everyone, lordofthepies here.

I need to compile a 1FF pets list ..........
Where did this need originate??

Meet Typsy and Tyson

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I have an African grey parrot called Jasper and a lovely kind pitbull called Brodie.

Jasper shouts out "alright see ya then have a good day" when I leave for work. I don't think that can be beaten by any other pet in the world.

African Greys are bloody superb, my in-laws had one, brilliant talker I taught him all manner of profanity. He was an irritating bastard with the door bell and letter box noises though, he could seemingly throw his voice so the sound actually came from that area.

Very highly strung though, prone to stress and he ended up pulling all his feathers out, but we never found the cause. Poor old bugger died not long back from cancer, not even old, only 34, no age for a parrot.
 

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African Greys are bloody superb, my in-laws had one, brilliant talker I taught him all manner of profanity. He was an irritating bastard with the door bell and letter box noises though, he could seemingly throw his voice so the sound actually came from that area.

Very highly strung though, prone to stress and he ended up pulling all his feathers out, but we never found the cause. Poor old bugger died not long back from cancer, not even old, only 34, no age for a parrot.
RIP.
 

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I have an African grey parrot called Jasper and a lovely kind pitbull called Brodie.

Jasper shouts out "alright see ya then have a good day" when I leave for work. I don't think that can be beaten by any other pet in the world.

One of my termites does that. In Icelandic. But I think it's just fucking showing off, that.
 

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I've got a pug crossed with a shih tzu,she is absoloutely mental (not in a psycho kind of way).
 

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You've piqued my interest now.
 

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do it via pm please, we don't want any of that in here
 

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Christ, you still banging on about that. Move on with your life you sad bastard.

What are you going to say when your grandkids ask you:

"What did you do during the great TFF war of 2014?"

You'll have some explaining to do.
 

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"Annoyed Son Of Cod."

They should hand out medals for such things.
 

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I have a senile Yorkshire Terrier and a mischievous West Highland White Terrior. They're both equally mistrusting and rude to strangers.
 

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