Posh v Wombles.

[worried womble]

RefWatch; Ref for Posh game (played 5 times at London Road since '70, W1 D2 L2) is Brett Huxtable, 31, a self-employed builder from North Devon. Natural Devon beauty - huge belly, big hairy arse, comely squint. First season as a FL ref & the third virgin we've had so far this season (only had 1 last season) because 18 refs went full time in the Championship so the FL have promoted loads from the Conference this season. Has a good reputation - very low foul count & actually talks to the players - and has a proper job, which makes a nice change from the rugby loving tax inspector/headmaster/cop pricks we normally get. Mind you we will have one teacher - Sian Massey (teacher from Coventry) is a lino.

Never reffed Wombles or Posh. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 12 games this season he has given 30 Y & no R - very low. He only gave 1 R in the Conference last season, and that was to a Beastleigh savage, so it doesn't count. Rob Dray, the Bideford assistant manager, got a 4 match touchline ban & was fined £400 for calling him a 'fucking shit' 13 times, not leaving the dugout when sent off, and threatening to beat up Brett during a Challenge Cup match against Exeter last season. Great stuff Rob, give Winkie the Robber a call, you'll be a perfect fit for the soon-to-be-vacant scum job.

AnagramWatch; Brett Huxtable = Ax Belt Her Butt.
KettleWatch; Shrews v Cobblers. DeadManWatch; Grimsby v Chelts.

 

[slaphead]

Brett Huxtable. God help you. The only redeeming feature of another season in the Conference for us is this c*** has been promoted out of it. He's your problem now thank fuck.

 

[Wombletom]

1 defeat in 11 games, I'll happily take a point to keep that run going.

 

[Wombletom]

Kinell this ain't supposed to be happening. We should be 4 or 5 up at half time.
44 minutes before Posh had a shot on goal.

 

[Jamie_Posh]

consistently inconsistent.

 

[NorfolkWomble]

6th! Incredible work fro the team.

 

[Wombling Kiwi]

Holy Shit, never thought we would be in a play-off position at any stage of the season. When you look down the table at the BIG clubs below us, it feels like a dream.

 

[Wombletom]

Holy Shit, never thought we would be in a play-off position at any stage of the season. When you look down the table at the BIG clubs below us, it feels like a dream.

Especially when you think that we gave the division a 9 point start.

 

[SVH]

Super Tommy Elliott

 

[Meadow]

♪♫ We've got Tom Elliott, we've got Tom Elliott, we've got Tom Elliott, we've got Tom Elliott ♫♪

 

[The Hand of Dom]

That first half is the worst I've ever seen from us. Absolutely awful.