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[johnnytodd]

cont: ....so we spend another night together at hers and its all sweet i decide to head home on the tuesday night as theres a cheap flight from schipol and i had promised to take my lad to some school event............anyway Anna's phone starts ringing all monday and i say if you need to work go to work i'll come for buzz.......so she answers this one call and its a farmer in a neighboring village and we head out to sort it all out.......this farm is a shithole and she says he takes ages to pay his bill, so she's not to keen to go but as its her profession she feels obliged so were in this barn and this cow is ill, screaming and mooing like fuck anyway its got some disease and anna has to stick her arm up its arse to put some antibiotics in otherwise its gona snuff it in the night..........so this animal is having none of it and this old boy is as much use as Jordan Henderson in a 4 on 2 break away so i end up tryning to hold this big fuck off cow while she's got her arm up its arse............2 hours later i wake up in A&E with Anna looking down on me in tears.........the fucking cow had head butted me and i went back and twatted me head on some troff.......fuck me i had some head ache and was told i was under observation for a few hours.......

 

[johnnytodd]

cont: ....we see the funny side and i eventually get out 3 hours later with a big lump on my head and covered in cow shit and me clobber stinks.......i get back to hers and get washed up, we start talking all serious, she is now begging me not to go home and to stay indefinitely , she says she will pay for everything, she earns about £80k a year, and the house was all paid for so no mortgage etc but i bring her down to earth and tell her chill if she felt the same way in a few weeks maybe i would comeback for a weekend or something ( i was hoping we'd get Ajax in the last 16) so on the tuesday she's all emotional as we walk round den bosch for something to do and i start to like the look of the place and the people are so friendly a bit like Toxteth if you know what i mean......... eventually time was catching us up and we set off for schipoll .........everything goes fine and we say our goodbyes and i get home...............once at home i'm soon in father mode ....... the lads mam is giving me stick but i just tell her to do one and he comes to stay at mine for the week........a week or so passes and even though we spoke on the phone i wasn't really that bothered about going back over to see her, i knew if i did i wouldnt come back, its a scouse thing we like to see the world like the irish i think, the thought of having to talk to my mates about Leon Osmans win ratio wasnt that appealing anymore though so i do start to get itch feet........

 

[johnnytodd]

has anyone read this yet?

 

[Hurrikeen]

has anyone read this yet?

Absolutely.

 

[johnnytodd]

FINAL CHAPTER :
So i get back into the swings of things and about 3 weeks later have to go to Eindhoven for a business course.....i arrange a few extra days and pop across to see Anna, it was like we have never been apart and it was a wonderful feeling to be back with her.........cut a long story a bit shorter as im sure your as bored as me typing this we travel back and to for a few months and then i go over and live with her for 4 years and we moved back over here after that.........i married Anna in 2011 and we plan to move back to Holland in 2018.

in tears here.

 

[rudebwoyben]

Who knew that a typical football away day could end in romance? Congratulations!

 

[johnnytodd]

Who knew that a typical football away day could end in romance? Congratulations!

thanks we are very happy.

 

[Jackinky]

Wow! Congratulations!

 

[claret50]

That'a a helluva tale Johnny, thanks for sharing mate and congratulations to you both.

 

[Leo]

thanks we are very happy.

Excellent tale Johnny.....couple of questions mate if you don't mind.....

1) When you were with Anna at that farm....did you get a hard on as you watched her hand slip up the cow's arse ?
2) Any under the counter photos of Anna ? That would be a nice touch just to finish off.......

 

[villa loyal]

What a legend, and congratulations. That was some story.

 

[LeylandWhite]

What if she reads that and realises you want to have a go on her brothers wife?

 

[johnnytodd]

What if she reads that and realises you want to have a go on her brothers wife?

I think that would be the least of my problems if she read the rest of the thread.....dutch women are crazy.

 

[blademan89]

I think that would be the least of my problems if she read the rest of the thread.....dutch women are crazy.

Top story that mate.

 

[ProfessorGreen]

Incredible!

 

[Skinner]

Amazing, fair play.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Great story Mr Todd, don't think anyone's going to top that.

 

[mistermagic]

Went to Basel last Tuesday. Was boring but in comparison to Todd's story it's ultra super dupper boring.

 

[The Cards]

My mate puked up in the stands celebrating our last minute goal yesterday..

 

[TomPNE94]

hahahaha what a fucking story johnny

 

[uptheblues]

How long have you got? hahahah

 

[smithterry813]

I was just playing poker yesterday. I decided to just have fun. Even managed to make money. Have a great weekend everyone.

 

[t@ngmin48]

You can't leave it there.......

why westham ?

 

[t@ngmin48]

As suggested in the "when do you start drinking on an away day" thread, post your away day stories here. I'll come back to this thread to leave my own away day anecdotes shortly.

its dangerous for away days

 

[BarrieOwl]

Got so many

 

[Ninety Per Cent]

We won an away game once