Round of 16: Croatia v Denmark, 1st July, 7pm(GMT)

[Stevencc]

Hello top good mate Steven mate. I hope you are well.

As I understood it, we honourable gentlemen had an alliance with Beelo mate and his gang of blondes (real men do not have blonde hair btw). As you know, the alliance was formed shortly after 10 man Germany ANNIHILATED and HUMILIATED his country. The alliance was formed out of pity but it was an alliance nonetheless, and that means something to those of us with honour and dignity. Beelo was vulnerable and we, his top good mates, were there in his time of need, like the top good mates we are. However, much like with his club side, his unbelievable arrogance and lack of character has shown once more. He has stabbed us in the back and is of the utterly hilarious opinion that recent events indicate it is no longer coming home, whether that is because he believes a bunch of blonde "men" can stop our brave lions or that Croatia are somehow on our level. Either way, he joins Salty mate as an enemy of the crown because the god damn bish has no honour.

Just remember Steven mate, we did nothing to provoke him. Quite the opposite. We can stand tall knowing we were there for our good mate Beelo mate. We did the right thing, the honourable thing, throughout. But all wars come to an end. And when the dust settles. After Sergio Ramos is blamed for Sweden's abrupt exit from the tournament. After the mighty (and honourable) Ingurlund are inevitably crowned world champions. We will once again be there for our good mate Beelo mate, because we are top good mates and that is what we do. Mate.

That was up there with "we'll fight them on the beaches, mate", "I have a dream, mate", "England will be playing 4-4-fucking-2, mate" and "this does not fookin' slip, mate", mate.

 

[Dirk]

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Either way, he joins Salty mate as an enemy of the crown because the god damn bish has no honour.

Should be required reading in english schools this whole post.
No honour, no honour

 

[Libertadores FC]

Pretty poor game, thought Croatia edged it and would have won it only for one of the most cynical tackles you'll ever see. A pure Suarez vs Ghana moment. I haven't been that impressed by Croatia overall though, they scraped past this side and were most impressive against a very poor Argentina side. People are jumping to conclusions about France based on the Argies too. No stand out teams on either side of the draw, it's wonderful.

This. Croatia to me haven't been very good and are way overrated by some. They've been good with their pressing but when it comes to attacking, they are inept. Its always 1 player (usually Perisic or Modric) driving forward with the rest arriving to the box really late, often leaving them with no one to play with.

Russia will knock them out.