Scunny United

[Lance Stoe]

Wc

Heads will be getting banjo'd left, right and centre if Scunny come up.

Giz a bell if you wanna mob up and go looking for Southey and Bladesman.

I'm up for it me. Yorkshire mupps.[/QUOTE

I’m definitely up for that mate. These two mugs have mugged me off for too long and I’m ready and waiting

 

[Muzzle]

This lad's going to be offering out most of the forum at this rate

 

[Benladdie3000]

You all wanted me gone, carefull what you wish for.

 

[Lance Stoe]

Wc

Heads will be getting banjo'd left, right and centre if Scunny come up.

Giz a bell if you wanna mob up and go looking for Southey and Bladesman.

I'm up for it me. Yorkshire mupps.[/QUOTE

I’m definitely up for that mate. These two mugs have mugged me off for too long and I’m ready and waiting

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Wc

Pillock

 

[Another Walkley Owl]

I popped in at 7.04, Mick was in and no other bugger.

You were a few minutes too late.
Lance was in the Cellar banging Larenzo by then.
Apparently he was very hard too.

 

[Lance Stoe]

I’m not the one who has to strip off to make ends meet. I’m not gay either. I’ve fucked about 100 birds this year

 

[Indian Dan]

Did their feathers tickle? What’s it like snogging a beak?

 

[SoutheySWFC]

I’m not the one who has to strip off to make ends meet. I’m not gay either. I’ve fucked about 100 birds this year

You've not even fucked 100 birds in your dreams, at a guess you're about 40, live with your mum, got teeth like a burnt fence, IQ under 3 figures, balding like fuck and have slightly creepy obsessions with the opposite sex which frightens them.

 

[Ciderup]

If my team were in a play off semi-final this evening, I would be at the game rather than spouting inane bollocks on a forum, that's all I know. Maybe daddy has to work or something?
At least, if he keeps his word, we'll hopefully be shot of the pillock later.

 

[Another Walkley Owl]

I’m not the one who has to strip off to make ends meet. I’m not gay either. I’ve fucked about 100 birds this year

Good lad Lance. Your a real stud.
Everytime you ask for a fuck you get one, quickly followed by an off!

 

[blademan89]

2nil to the millers

 

[Liam_SWFC]

Don't leave Lance.

 

[blademan89]

Unlucky lance you complete bellend

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Anyway I'm sure we are all sad to see Lance go but


FUCK OFF sunshine.

 

[WilsdenBantam]

 

[Ciderup]

Anyway I'm sure we are all sad to see Lance go but


FUCK OFF sunshine.

Erm, no! Ta ta belter!
I watched the Athletico v Marseille game TBH, superb by Madrid.
Didn't even sell out the away stand 40 miles from home, says it all.
He won't be missed and hopefully fucks off back to the pub league forum.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Erm, no! Ta ta belter!
I watched the Athletico v Marseille game TBH, superb by Madrid.
Didn't even sell out the away stand 40 miles from home, says it all.
He won't be missed and hopefully fucks off back to the pub league forum.

Grr
Atletico
Atletico
Atletico

 

[Ciderup]

Grr
Atletico
Atletico
Atletico

Sorry Southey, No soy Español.
Hell of a side though!

 

[Lance Stoe]

See you later lads. Devastated isn’t the word. So what if I still live with my mum? I’m only 19

 

[SoutheySWFC]

See you later lads. Devastated isn’t the word. So what if I still live with my mum? I’m only 19

Mental age that, not physical.

 

[Brad-Owl]

 

[Liam_SWFC]

See you later lads. Devastated isn’t the word. So what if I still live with my mum? I’m only 19

Chin up Lancey you can have it with the Accrington boys next season.

 

[Lance Stoe]

Chin up Lancey you can have it with the Accrington boys next season.

We will be the hardest in League One. Looking forward to smashing Sunderland, Luton, Southend and Plymouth

 

[TomPNE94]

Poor Lance

 

[SoutheySWFC]

We will be the hardest in League One. Looking forward to smashing Sunderland, Luton, Southend and Plymouth

Keep your promise, fuck OFF

 

[Lance Stoe]

Your fellow supporter, Liam wants me to stay ya dirty bird

 

[Craig]

We will be the hardest in League One. Looking forward to smashing Sunderland, Luton, Southend and Plymouth

Pompey to be top boys in League One next season I reckon.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Your fellow supporter, Liam wants me to stay ya dirty bird

He's humouring you, you soft fucking twat

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Story coming out of Scunny is Lance once worked in a fish and chip restaurant but was sacked after being caught with his dick in the potato peeler, Paul the potato peeler did defend Lance and said it was consensual.