Sheep - a forum game

[The Hand of Dom]

A colour of Crayola crayon

Red - 28
Veggie Legs
hodge
JaseTheVillain
Hooray
LeeWilson
blade1889
Posh Hammer
MSB92
Jackinky
This Charming Mike
Dave
JoeJoeJoeJoe
JJH
Murphy
Aberstone
Bottega Don
Spirederman
blademan89
Richard Cranium
Habbinalan
Stevencc
Steady
cufc17
Stagat
Magic
Cardsfan
last request
Ciderhead96

ACES
Krazy8 - Blue

Four farmers stood jubilant, as they got their men off to a great start. hodge, Jackinky, cufc17 and Stagat had gone early and paid off wonderfully, but suddenly... three wolves appeared. One ripped in to the torso of JoeJoeJoeJoe. The nametag said 'Hooray'. The second pounced on to the main overall leader, Ciderhead96. The nametag said 'Posh Hammer' and the final one caught Bottega Don as he was running as quick as he could. 'JoeJoeJoeJoe' the responsible party there.

Krazy8 is the only ace, but he's not even in the bottom 3.

 

[Bottega Don]

FUCK YOU JOE

 

[The Hand of Dom]

A brand Mike Ashley owns (Discluding Newcastle United and Sports Direct)

Rangers - 17
Veggie Legs
Hooray
LeeWilson
MSB92
Jackinky
This Charming Mike
Dave
JJH
Murphy
Bottega Don
Richard Cranium
Krazy8
Steady
cufc17
Stagat
Cardsfan
Ciderhead96

Lonsdale - 4
Habbinalan
Stevencc
last request
JaseTheVillain

Donnay - 4
blademan89
hodge
Aberstone
Posh Hammer

Dunlop Slazenger - 2
Magic
Spirederman

Debenhams - 2
blade1889
JoeJoeJoeJoe

No farmers were around, as the players nervously looked around, were there any Wolves?! Suddenly, from behind a tree came one flying out, straight in to the middle of the 'Rangers' group. He looked around but suddenly wandered back in to the distance. He was looking for Mr Elmo, who wasn't present. JJH's wolf leaves remaining hungry.

 

[Spirederman]

He doesn't fucking own Rangers ffs.

 

[Spirederman]

My integrity stands in tact.

 

[Mr Elmo]

JJH good going there mate

 

[JJH]

Ashley owns Donnay and Lonsdale? Fucking chav.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

A dog

Labrador - 18
hodge
Hooray
LeeWilson
Jackinky
This Charming Mike
Dave
JoeJoeJoeJoe
JJH
Aberstone
Spirederman
Richard Cranium
Krazy8
Steady
Stagat
Magic
Cardsfan
last request
Ciderhead96

Scooby Doo - 5
Posh Hammer
Bottega Don
Habbinalan
blade1889
cufc17

Lassie - 2
Stevencc
Veggie Legs

ACES
blademan89 - Spaniel
MSB92 - German Shepherd
JaseTheVillain - Staffie
Murphy - Jack Russell

Two more farmers stood tall - This Charming Mike & Aberstone had played theirs, and both scored a decent amount. +18 for them as they high fived their farmer friends, but suddenly SIX wolves flew out of no-where. One grabbed hold of Cardsfan's leg. 'Aberstone' had sent him. The second grabbed hold of Ciderhead96. 'Spirederman' was responsible. Three Wolves then all jumped on MSB92. 'hodge', 'This Charming Mike' and 'JaseTheVillain' all choosing to give him a bite. The last remaining wolf left without any joy, TomPNE94 wasn't round. 'Jackinky' has wasted his wolf.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

A Pringles flavour

Original - 13
hodge
JaseTheVillain
blade1889
MSB92
Jackinky
This Charming Mike
blademan89
Habbinalan
Steady
Magic
Cardsfan
last request
Ciderhead96

Sour cream and onion - 8
Veggie Legs
Dave
cufc17
Stagat
JoeJoeJoeJoe
JJH
Posh Hammer
Krazy8

Salt & Vinegar - 4
Bottega Don
Hooray
Richard Cranium
Murphy

Cheese and Onion - 2
Stevencc
LeeWilson

Texas BBQ - 2
Spirederman
Aberstone

One farmer here - standing proud on his own as he high fived Cardsfan. 13 extra points for him! The nervous players looked on, awaiting any wolves. Two jumped out. One grabbed the ankles of Bottega Don. 'Cardsfan' looked doubly smug now, as this was his wolf. The second grabbed 'Ciderhead96' - his third attack in four questions! This time, his main league rival 'Magic' was to blame.

 

[Aberstone]

Spirederman knows.

 

[Hooray]

Didn't even think of Original there. How annoying.

 

[Ciderhead]

Knew I was fucked going into this round. Just going for all top answers so I can say I was #robbed

 

[The Hand of Dom]

After 4, the scores show that those who have played their farmers early are reaping the rewards. Steady the highest scorer who is yet to play his farmer. JoeJoeJoeJoe & Bottega Don's cup tie is close as they both sit down the bottom after some heavy attacks, but league leader & Plate finalist Ciderhead is suffering most with a dismal score at the bottom after being targeted heavily. MSB will capitalise in the Plate on this evidence.

Jackinky 104
Stagat 99
This Charming Mike 94
hodge 91
cufc17 86
Steady 76
JJH 71
Dave 71
Cardsfan 71
Aberstone 70
Hooray 67
Richard Cranium 67
LeeWilson 65
last request 63
Magic 61
MSB92 58
Veggie Legs 55
Spirederman 50
Murphy 50
Habbinalan 50
blade1889 48
JaseTheVillain 46
blademan89 46
Posh Hammer 45
Krazy8 44
Stevencc 36
JoeJoeJoeJoe 28
Bottega Don 22
Ciderhead96 17

 

[The Hand of Dom]

A Sport that doesn't use a ball

Boxing - 11
Veggie Legs
LeeWilson
Posh Hammer
MSB92
JoeJoeJoeJoe
JJH
Spirederman
cufc17
Stagat
last request
Ciderhead96

Darts - 7
Dave
blademan89
Richard Cranium
Hooray
Jackinky
Murphy
Aberstone

F1 - 4
Magic
Cardsfan
This Charming Mike
Krazy8

Swimming - 2
hodge
Stevencc

ACES
blade1889 - Hockey
Habbinalan - Wrestling
JaseTheVillain - 100 Meters
Steady - Badminton
Bottega Don - Athletics

JoeJoeJoeJoe and his farmer stand tall as they're the only one to double up this time! An extra 11 points in his back pocket. Were there to be any wolves?! The players wait when....

Spoiler

None appear.

 

[Stevencc]

The medicine ball is a vital part of boxing training and you've got to have a decent sized pair of balls to get behind the wheel of an F1 car.

 

[blademan89]

That rangers question is a joke he has no part in there ownership

 

[The Hand of Dom]

A retired Liverpool FC Legend

Kenny Dalglish - 12
Posh Hammer
MSB92
This Charming Mike
JoeJoeJoeJoe
JJH
Murphy
Aberstone
blademan89
Krazy8
Steady
Stagat
last request

Jamie Carragher - 7
Dave
Jackinky
cufc17
LeeWilson
Magic
Cardsfan
Richard Cranium

Robbie Fowler - 5
Bottega Don
Hooray
Veggie Legs
blade1889
JaseTheVillain

Ian Rush - 3
Spirederman
hodge
Stevencc

ACES
Habbinalan - Graeme Souness
Ciderhead96 - Steven Gerrard

Ciderhead sends his farmer to double his score on a question he really shouldn't have done so! He's joined by Leewilson, JJH, blademan89 and Steady in high fiving when suddenly....

Spoiler

WOLVES APPEAR.

Spoiler

MSB92 is grabbed by one, as 'Ciderhead96' chuckles away. That was his wolf. Cardsfan is grabbed and bitten on the shoulder, 'Stevencc' responsible as Bottega Don is also grabbed. 'blademan89' laughing on.

 

[Bottega Don]

WHY ARE PEOPLE TARGETING ME I'VE ALREADY FUCKING LOST FUCK OFF

 

[Ciderhead]

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I'm not doing good... Not at all.

 

[Spirederman]

Was a toss up between Dalglish and Rush there. Chose wrong

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Toss up between Dalglish and Fowler for me and I chose wrong... Forgot about Carragher to be honest.

 

[Cardsfan]

Aberstone you bastard

 

[The Hand of Dom]

A swearword that is not or does not contain 'fuck'

c*** - 19
JaseTheVillain
LeeWilson
blade1889
MSB92
Jackinky
Dave
JoeJoeJoeJoe
JJH
Murphy
Spirederman
blademan89
Richard Cranium
Krazy8
Habbinalan
Stevencc
Steady
cufc17
Stagat
Cardsfan

Shit - 10
Hooray
hodge
Aberstone
Bottega Don
This Charming Mike
Veggie Legs
Magic
Posh Hammer
last request
Ciderhead96

A remarkable TWELVE farmers are standing in the doubles here... Veggie Legs, JaseTheVillain, Hooray, blade1889, Posh Hammer, MSB92, Bottega Don, Spirederman, Habbinalan, Stevencc, Magic, last request all doubled up... But then....

Spoiler

Wolves ate the Posh Hammers farmer. His double was gone. 'habbinalan' had struck. Magic's farmer was next to go. 'last request' laughed. But were there to be any who lose their points with no farmer protection?!

Spoiler

YES...

'Steady' laughed on as his & 'Bottega Don's wolves both launched themselves at JoeJoeJoeJoe, but he wasn't laughing for long, as Steady was bitten too! 'Leewilson' the responsible party. Ciderhead96 was attacked again as Plate rival 'MSB92' struck whilst Cardsfan was also bitten. 'Stagat' the one who inflicted it. Meanwhile one wolf walked around, but couldn't find TomPNE94. 'cufc17' had let their wolf go hungry.

 

[Magic]

Oh fuck off.

 

[Habbinalan]

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I thought c*** would be the obvious answer with the whole 'cuntgate' incident recently!

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Something you notice about the other person on a first date

Eyes - 7
Veggie Legs
Murphy
Bottega Don
Spirederman
Richard Cranium
Magic
Ciderhead96

Boobs - 5
Hooray
Dave
Stevencc
hodge
JaseTheVillain

smile - 3
Krazy8
Habbinalan
last request

Attractiveness - 3
JoeJoeJoeJoe
blade1889
MSB92

Clothes - 2
LeeWilson
This Charming Mike

ACES
Posh Hammer - Their Scent
JJH - Hair
Steady - Face
cufc17 - Height
Stagat - If you get on or not
blademan89 - 8. If there up for a shag 1st night
Cardsfan - No Answer
Jackinky - Faults
Aberstone - Their occupation

One man stands tall. Dave doubles with his fine answer of 'their tits'. Wolves are lurking, who do they get?!

Spoiler

No-one.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Scores through 8:

Stagat 142
Jackinky 138
JJH 126
cufc17 124
This Charming Mike 122
Dave 114
hodge 111
LeeWilson 111
MSB92 110
Spirederman 109
last request 109
Richard Cranium 107
Hooray 104
Steady 102
Aberstone 100
Magic 99
Veggie Legs 98
blademan89 97
blade1889 95
JaseTheVillain 95
Murphy 95
Habbinalan 93
Posh Hammer 89
Stevencc 84
Krazy8 82
Cardsfan 76
JoeJoeJoeJoe 65
Bottega Don 50
Ciderhead96 37

 

[Stevencc]

"Their scent"