Sheep - a forum game

[Stevencc]

 

[JaseTheVillain]

David appears to be getting rather irate again in the box.

 

[MJA]

This is getting beyond a joke now

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

David is always irate. This is most certainly just however. LYNCH HIM.

 

[HarvSFC]

This is not a reflection on how I'll run the game, but apologies regardless.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

 

[HarvSFC]

Perhaps we should all post our answers in here and see how many we match with?

 

[claret50]

Half time and 3-0 down to Man city and still no results from the spider man?

 

[Dave]

Pretty obvious this isn't happening so we might as well try again.

Sheep: Week 1
Deadline: Saturday 7h January 9:15am

1. A UK Number 1 Song of the 1990s
2. A Premier League winning Captain
3. A sport which doesn't use balls
4. A film starring a sportsman
5. An English cricketer born outside of the UK
6. A funny German
7. The worst county to live in in England
8. An animal with a funny name
9. A body part which reminds you of spirederman
10. A 1ff member who never sticks to deadlines

 

[claret50]

 

[HarvSFC]

Bit harsh on Dave that ^

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I wanna play a fucking game!

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I wanna play a fucking game!

I just lost the game.

 

[Dirk]

I did consider 19:33 and 19:41 mate.

I'm pleased I've catered for you.

I'm expecting all tickets to have sold out and a record in sheep thread attendance with everyone having taken their seats by 19:31 Dirk

What has happened....again?
Hopefully your government is more reliable concerning triggering Article 50 by the end of March

 

[Techno Natch]

I just lost the game.

Dick

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Dick

That's hurtful

Why would you say that?

 

[Dave]

Overwhelming response in such a short period, thank you everyone.

Let's crack on....

Penis/Cock/Dick/Bellend/Dickhead (18)

Hooray
Spiredrman
MSB
Rich Head
MarkPVFC
IanH
Krazy8
Jade
Haddock
SonofCod
Stevencc
HarvSFC
Veggie Legs
MJA
Natch
Jackinky
Claret50
Abergas

Heart (1)
Epic

Bohrloch (1) (English forum mate, can you translate in your answers)
Dirk

c*** (1)
Smudge

departed user (1)
Leo

 

[Leo]

departed user for me ? Dave's obviously been the glue when he came up with that one.

 

[Spirederman]

Okay so I'm sat with the laptop now and currently working through the PM's.

Sometimes life gets in the way of being able to get on the forum when you say you will.

Dunno how serious some of the comments above are but I just couldn't get on to do this.

 

[MJA]

Okay so I'm sat with the laptop now and currently working through the PM's.

Sometimes life gets in the way of being able to get on the forum when you say you will.

Dunno how serious some of the comments above are but I just couldn't get on to do this.

If any of the comments are serious, then those people need to give their head a little wobble.

Now get the fucking reveal done will you?

 

[Dirk]

If any of the comments are serious, then those people need to give their head a little wobble.

Now get the fucking reveal done will you?

The only serious comment about the whole situation is (imo) this one:

This is getting beyond a joke now

 

[Spirederman]

SHEEP ROUND 5.

Welcome players and playas. Sheep reveal to commence at 6pm.

Sit back and enjoy you fuckers.

 

[Spirederman]

Some very wisely played jokers with this first question giving a large advantage to the gutsy few.

The scoring is obvious. If you have played your joker on the top answer you'll receive double the points in brackets. If you've played it on any other answer then it's 0 points for the question.

A BRAND OF ROLLING TOBACCO?

AMBER LEAF (14)

LOTAL
Harvs (J)
Leo (J)
Social
MSB
Jade (J)
MarkPVFC
Haddock (J)
Natch (J)
Steel
Dave (J)
Rich
Jackinky(J)
Poolie Tom(J)

DRUM (4)

Hooray
IanH
Dirk
MJA(J)

CUTTERS CHOICE (2)

Abergas (J)
Veggie Legs

ACES (1)

CAMEL - Epic
OLD HOLBORN - Claret50

 

[Spirederman]

Question 2 proves a fucking nightmare for me in a question I'm regretting setting. I wonder if the people that played jokers here were using them tactically?

3 AFRICAN CAPITAL CITIES?

CAIRO,PRETORIA,NAIROBI (4)

LOTAL
MSB
Jade
IanH

CAIRO,NAIROBI,CAPETOWN (4)

Hooray
Date
Claret50
Veggie Legs

ACES (1)

ALGIERS, TUNIS, NAIROBI- Harvs
NAIROBI, CAIRO, DJIBOUTI - Poolie Tom
CAIRO, KINSHASA, NAIROBI - Epic(J)
CAIRO, HARARE, JOBURG - MJA
JOBURG, CAIRO, TUNIS - Jackinky
PRETORIA, ALGIERS, CAIRO - Leo
NAIROBI, PRETORIA, KAMPALA - Natch
ALGIERS, OMDURMAN, JOBURG - Ste(J)
NAIROBI, LAGOS, CAPETOWN - SoC(J)
CAPETOWN,JOBURG,CAIRO - Haddock
PRETORIA, BLOEMFONTEIN, CAPETOWN - MarkPVFC
CAIRO, NAIROBI, HARARE - Abergas
CAPETOWN, NAIROBI, ADDIS ABABA - Dirk
CAPETOWN, CAIRO, DHAKA - Rich

 

[Spirederman]

Onto question 3 and some well played jokers again, with a joint top a answer meaning double points for both

A GREEK PHILOSOPHER?

PLATO (9)

LOTAL(J)
Soc
MSB(J)
Jade
Haddock
Steel(J)
Dave
Rich
Jackinky

SOCRATES (9)

Epic
Hooray
MarkPVFC
IanH
Natch(J)
Dirk(J)
MJA(J)
Poolie Tom(J)
Abergas

ARISTOTLE (4)

Harvs
Leo
Claret50(J)
Veggie Legs

 

[MJA]

This has not been worth the wait at all

 

[Spirederman]

Question 4 sees our biggest points hauls so far for the 3 that played their jokers on the top answer. 2 wasted jokers don't affect those that used them in a massive way points wise.

A ROMAN EMPEROR THAT ISN'T CAESAR?

AUGUSTUS (15)

Harvs
Hooray (J)
SoC
MSB
Jade
MarkPVFC
IanH (J)
Veggie Legs (J)
Natch
Steel
MJA
Dave
Rich
Jack
Poolie Tom

NERO (5)

LOTAL
Epic
Haddock (J)
Abergas
Dirk (J)

CALIGULA (2)

Leo
Claret50

 

[Spirederman]

Question 5 is actually question 6 but I'd already done the scores after 5 and couldn't be arsed to do them again.

6 of you played the joker on the top answer although it scores nowhere near as highly as the last question.

A NICK JR KID'S TV SHOW?

PEPPA PIG (9)

Leo (J)
Hooray (J)
MSB
Jade (J)
MarkPVFC
Claret50 (J)
Abergas (J)
Dave (J)
Rich

BOB THE BUILDER (6)

LOTAL
Epic (J)
IanH
Haddock
Natch
MJA

DORA (3)

Steel
Jackinky
Poolie Tom (J)

ACES (1)

TELETUBBIES - Harvs
JADE NATALIE - SoC
BLUE'S CLUES - Dirkmeister
PAW PATROL - Veggie Legs

 

[Spirederman]

SCORES THROUGH 5


Dave - 74
Jade - 74
Natch - 68
Hooray - 65
Poolie Tom - 62
MSB - 60
Jackinky - 56
Leo -53
Ste - 50
Harvs - 49
Rich - 48
MarkPVFC - 48
LOTAL - 47
IanH - 47
Haddock - 44
Abergas - 42
Veggie Legs - 41
MJA - 40
SoC - 39
Claret50 - 25
Dirk - 24
Epic - 15

 

[Aber gas]

Hey mate. I put Socrates as my answer to the philosophy question.