Sheep - a forum game

[epic73]

Epic man, I work 5 days a week, sometimes not finishing until 9pm and every round bar the one has been on time despite having to get in from a 8.5hr shift at work, and then basically ignore my kids and Spirederwoman.

Forgive me for wanting to focus on them today, taking them (my youngest' first game) to the football and then for something to eat afterwards.

It's now 8pm on a Saturday evening, and I intend getting right fucking on it

I was just joking, please prioritize life over Sheep.

 

[Spirederman]

CUP QUARTER FINAL DRAW​

Hodge v Jase
Leo v Katie
Benji v Veggie Legs
Dave v Hooray

PLATE QUARTER FINAL DRAW​

Harvs v Matt
Epic v City
Posh v Stagat
Habbinalan v SoC

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Well, I'm out of the cup.

 

[Spirederman]

ROUND 6 - 10 OF THE BEST
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This round sees us return to a format that was enjoyed last time out.
15 questions will be posted, but you can only select 10 of them to provide answers to.

1. THIS YEAR'S EFL TROPHY WINNERS?
2. A FIVE LETTER WORD MADE OUT OF THE LETTERS - A E T R P S?
3. A SETTLEMENT IN THE COUNCIL DISTRICT OF NORTH EAST DERBYSHIRE?
4. A COUNTRY THAT BORDERS BRAZIL?
5. STAND UP AND FOLD, STAND UP AND SCRUNCH, SIT DOWN AND FOLD OR SIT DOWN AND SCRUNCH?
6. A COLOUR THAT CAN BE FOUND ON A ROAD SIGN?
7. A GENRE OF FILM?
8. A VIDEO GAME THAT WILL BE RELEASED IN 2018?
9. ACCELERATOR, BRAKE, CLUTCH OR HORN?
10. A MARKING OR AREA ON A FOOTBALL PITCH?
11. A TOOL YOU'D FIND IN A SHED?
12. A TOOL THAT SKY SPORTS USE AS A FOOTBALL PUNDIT?
13. SOMETHING YOU FURNISH YOUR HOUSE WITH?
14. SOMETHING YOU'D ORDER FROM COSTA IF YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO JUST ASK FOR "A COFFEE"?
15. AN ITEM YOU'D LAY ON A DINNER TABLE?

 

[Spirederman]

Deadline is 8pm on Tuesday

 

[GTFCfish]

Taking them (my youngest' first game) to the football

Poor sod, bet he wished you'd just come in and ignored him again.....

 

[Spirederman]

So, the clown that is Spired managed to get his shift wrong for the week, and turned up at work today at 10:15 expecting a 10:30-19:00 shift only to find it was 12:30-21:00.

With this in mind, deadline is extended until 12am on Wednesday, and the reveal will take place before I leave for work Wednesday morning

 

[Dave]

Not bitching or owt Spired, but last time you said "This year's EFL Cup Winner" and when you posted the answers, it said "The season's EFL Cup Winner". I wasn't arsed at the time as I got the top answer, but is it year or season? Ta matey.

Up to you to decide.

 

[HarvSFC]

Up to you to decide.

You've been Dave'd.

 

[Techno Natch]

Fuck missed this sorry Spired.

 

[HarvSFC]

Fuck missed this sorry Spired.

Don't worry, so's Spired.

 

[Krazy8]

 

[QPR_Matt]

I keep refreshing with hope that the answers have come. Then getting disappointed that they haven't. Feels like when you have a night out with the misses, buy dinner drinks, have a great time thinking you are in for a good night ... and then she falls asleep.

 

[Posh Hammer]

I keep refreshing with hope that the answers have come. Then getting disappointed that they haven't. Feels like when you have a night out with the misses, buy dinner drinks, have a great time thinking you are in for a good night ... and then she falls asleep.

After 8 years with someone, you look forward to them falling asleep so you don't have to listen to how their day has been/work issues/their friends arsehole boyfriend. You then go to the toilet for a wank before sticking some football on. Perfect.

 

[Stagat]

Look what you're reducing people to, Spirederman

 

[QPR_Matt]

#Pray4 Spirederman

 

[GTFCfish]

After 8 years with someone, you look forward to them falling asleep so you don't have to listen to how their day has been/work issues/their friends arsehole boyfriend. You then go to the toilet for a wank before sticking some football on. Perfect.

Try 14 fucking years.......

 

[HarvSFC]

Try 14 fucking years.......

Is that why you work nights now?

 

[GTFCfish]

Is that why you work nights now?

Ha no, just so i can help get the kids ready in the morning as she stresses out over it.

 

[Leo]

Try 14 fucking years.......

Only 14 ? You lucky bastard.....

 

[GTFCfish]

Only 14 ? You lucky bastard.....

THe night I met her I'd only gone out on the rebound as well after splitting with my ex, never thought I'd still be with her 14 years later.

 

[hodge]

Time to send out a search party for Spire...

 

[epic73]

Should I take this over while Spire is out if he doesn't return for a couple of days?

 

[Krazy8]

In order to survive Spired well and truly ripping 'Sheep Rule Number 7' to pieces I've had a go at updating the records*.

I'm not tech savvy so I don't know how to set it up like the OP but I think these are the missing results.

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 9 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 9 [8/8]
run by Bottega Don
Posh Hammer 118
JoeJoeJoeJoe 101
Hooray 82
Last Request 64
Veggie Legs (Cup) 57
Magic 55
Markpvfc 53
ThisCharmingMike 51
Ciderhead 50
Stevencc (Plate) 47

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 10 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 10 [8/8]
run by Dave
Bottega Don????
Results missing cos Dave the git went and got himself banned and all his posts were deleted. I think Bottega Don won but I don't know about the cups.

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 11 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 11 [8/8]
Run by JaseTheVillain
Hooray (Cup) 153
Craig 110
Dave 102
Markpvfc 87
Ciderhead 77
QPRMatt 75
Veggie Legs 65
Stevencc 52
Aberstone 49
MSB92 42
PoolieTom 42
No plate???

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 12 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 12 [8/8]
Run by Spirederman
Dave (Cup) 142
Hooray 135
Son of Cod 72
PaulHaddock 66
Markpvfc 56
Techno Natch 54
Richard Cranium 53
IanH 49
JaseTheVillain 48
Stevencc (Plate) 40

Spoiler: Hosts

Hosts
Spirederman 4 1/8 (TFF-11 TFF-15 1FF-01/7 1FF-12 1FF-13*in progress)
Posh Hammer 3 (TFF-02 TFF-05 TFF-06)
Stagat 2 1/8 (TFF-01 TFF-07 1FF-01/1)
Don Tonberry 2 1/8 (TFF-03 TFF-10 1FF-01/5)
Cardsfan 2 1/8 (TFF-16 1FF-01/03 1FF-07)
The Hand of Dom 2 (TFF-04 1FF-06)
TomPNE94 2 (TFF-08 TFF-15)
AJMarsden17 2 (TFF-09 TFF-14)
Ciderhead 1 1/8 (TFF-01/02 1FF-04)
Leewilson 1 (TFF-12)
Veggie Legs 1 (1FF-04)
Munkiki 1 (1FF-03)
SUTSS 1 (1FF-05)
Murphy 1 (1FF-08)
Dave 1 (1FF-10)
JaseTheVillain 1 (1FF-11)
Bottega Don 1 (1FF-09)
hodge 1/8 (1FF-01/4)
blade1889 1/8 (1FF-01/6)
Oaf 1/8 (1FF-01/8)

Spoiler: All Time Honours

All Time Honours (L/C/P/CL)
1 Posh Hammer 9 (7/2/0/0)
2 Hooray 7 (3/4/0/0)
3 Don Tonberry 6 (3/2/1/0)
4 This Charming Mike 5 (4/1/0/0)
5 Ciderhead 4 (2/2/0/0)
6 Sammels 4 (1/3/0/0)
7 Last Request 4 (0/4/0/0)
8 Bottega Don 3 (2/0/1/0)^
9 Dave 3 (1/2/0/0)
10 Gulliball 2 (1/1/0/0)
11 Krazy8 2 (1/0/0/1)
12 The Hand of Dom 2 (1/0/1/0)
13= Villaboy 2 (0/0/2/0)
13= Stevencc 2 (0/0/2/0)
15= Magic 1 (1/0/0/0)
15= Renegade 1 (1/0/0/0)
17= Gashead 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= hendyboy 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= JoeJoeJoeJoe 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= Stagat 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= Veggie Legs 1 (0/1/0/0)
22= Aaron-Bcfc 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= blade1889 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= JonBCFC 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= MSB92 1 (0/0/1/0)

^If he won Dave's season

*For the integrity of the game a democratic decision was reached to discount Lib and Epic's seasons.

 

[Posh Hammer]

In order to survive Spired well and truly ripping 'Sheep Rule Number 7' to pieces I've had a go at updating the records*.

I'm not tech savvy so I don't know how to set it up like the OP but I think these are the missing results.

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 9 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 9 [8/8]
run by Bottega Don
Posh Hammer 118
JoeJoeJoeJoe 101
Hooray 82
Last Request 64
Veggie Legs (Cup) 57
Magic 55
Markpvfc 53
ThisCharmingMike 51
Ciderhead 50
Stevencc (Plate) 47

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 10 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 10 [8/8]
run by Dave
Bottega Don????
Results missing cos Dave the git went and got himself banned and all his posts were deleted. I think Bottega Don won but I don't know about the cups.

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 11 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 11 [8/8]
Run by JaseTheVillain
Hooray (Cup) 153
Craig 110
Dave 102
Markpvfc 87
Ciderhead 77
QPRMatt 75
Veggie Legs 65
Stevencc 52
Aberstone 49
MSB92 42
PoolieTom 42
No plate???

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 12 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 12 [8/8]
Run by Spirederman
Dave (Cup) 142
Hooray 135
Son of Cod 72
PaulHaddock 66
Markpvfc 56
Techno Natch 54
Richard Cranium 53
IanH 49
JaseTheVillain 48
Stevencc (Plate) 40

Spoiler: Hosts

Hosts
Spirederman 4 1/8 (TFF-11 TFF-15 1FF-01/7 1FF-12 1FF-13*in progress)
Posh Hammer 3 (TFF-02 TFF-05 TFF-06)
Stagat 2 1/8 (TFF-01 TFF-07 1FF-01/1)
Don Tonberry 2 1/8 (TFF-03 TFF-10 1FF-01/5)
Cardsfan 2 1/8 (TFF-16 1FF-01/03 1FF-07)
The Hand of Dom 2 (TFF-04 1FF-06)
TomPNE94 2 (TFF-08 TFF-15)
AJMarsden17 2 (TFF-09 TFF-14)
Ciderhead 1 1/8 (TFF-01/02 1FF-04)
Leewilson 1 (TFF-12)
Veggie Legs 1 (1FF-04)
Munkiki 1 (1FF-03)
SUTSS 1 (1FF-05)
Murphy 1 (1FF-08)
Dave 1 (1FF-10)
JaseTheVillain 1 (1FF-11)
Bottega Don 1 (1FF-09)
hodge 1/8 (1FF-01/4)
blade1889 1/8 (1FF-01/6)
Oaf 1/8 (1FF-01/8)

Spoiler: All Time Honours

All Time Honours (L/C/P/CL)
1 Posh Hammer 9 (7/2/0/0)
2 Hooray 7 (3/4/0/0)
3 Don Tonberry 6 (3/2/1/0)
4 This Charming Mike 5 (4/1/0/0)
5 Ciderhead 4 (2/2/0/0)
6 Sammels 4 (1/3/0/0)
7 Last Request 4 (0/4/0/0)
8 Bottega Don 3 (2/0/1/0)^
9 Dave 3 (1/2/0/0)
10 Gulliball 2 (1/1/0/0)
11 Krazy8 2 (1/0/0/1)
12 The Hand of Dom 2 (1/0/1/0)
13= Villaboy 2 (0/0/2/0)
13= Stevencc 2 (0/0/2/0)
15= Magic 1 (1/0/0/0)
15= Renegade 1 (1/0/0/0)
17= Gashead 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= hendyboy 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= JoeJoeJoeJoe 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= Stagat 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= Veggie Legs 1 (0/1/0/0)
22= Aaron-Bcfc 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= blade1889 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= JonBCFC 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= MSB92 1 (0/0/1/0)

^If he won Dave's season

*For the integrity of the game a democratic decision was reached to discount Lib and Epic's seasons.

7 league wins out of 17 I've took part in.

I used to be so good at this game! And now I'm shite.

 

[Spirederman]

Laaaadddssss...

I'm back

Had a bit of personal/family business come up this last week, but all is now good in the hood

I'll go through PM's tomorrow and answers up at 5pm

Please forgive me xxx

 

[Spirederman]

Should I take this over while Spire is out if he doesn't return for a couple of days?

No. I'm back

 

[claret50]

Good to hear that all's well Spiredy.

 

[Aber gas]

No. I'm back

 

[JaseTheVillain]

In order to survive Spired well and truly ripping 'Sheep Rule Number 7' to pieces I've had a go at updating the records*.

I'm not tech savvy so I don't know how to set it up like the OP but I think these are the missing results.

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 9 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 9 [8/8]
run by Bottega Don
Posh Hammer 118
JoeJoeJoeJoe 101
Hooray 82
Last Request 64
Veggie Legs (Cup) 57
Magic 55
Markpvfc 53
ThisCharmingMike 51
Ciderhead 50
Stevencc (Plate) 47

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 10 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 10 [8/8]
run by Dave
Bottega Don????
Results missing cos Dave the git went and got himself banned and all his posts were deleted. I think Bottega Don won but I don't know about the cups.

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 11 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 11 [8/8]
Run by JaseTheVillain
Hooray (Cup) 153
Craig 110
Dave 102
Markpvfc 87
Ciderhead 77
QPRMatt 75
Veggie Legs 65
Stevencc 52
Aberstone 49
MSB92 42
PoolieTom 42
No plate???

Spoiler: 1FF SEASON 12 [8/8]

1FF SEASON 12 [8/8]
Run by Spirederman
Dave (Cup) 142
Hooray 135
Son of Cod 72
PaulHaddock 66
Markpvfc 56
Techno Natch 54
Richard Cranium 53
IanH 49
JaseTheVillain 48
Stevencc (Plate) 40

Spoiler: Hosts

Hosts
Spirederman 4 1/8 (TFF-11 TFF-15 1FF-01/7 1FF-12 1FF-13*in progress)
Posh Hammer 3 (TFF-02 TFF-05 TFF-06)
Stagat 2 1/8 (TFF-01 TFF-07 1FF-01/1)
Don Tonberry 2 1/8 (TFF-03 TFF-10 1FF-01/5)
Cardsfan 2 1/8 (TFF-16 1FF-01/03 1FF-07)
The Hand of Dom 2 (TFF-04 1FF-06)
TomPNE94 2 (TFF-08 TFF-15)
AJMarsden17 2 (TFF-09 TFF-14)
Ciderhead 1 1/8 (TFF-01/02 1FF-04)
Leewilson 1 (TFF-12)
Veggie Legs 1 (1FF-04)
Munkiki 1 (1FF-03)
SUTSS 1 (1FF-05)
Murphy 1 (1FF-08)
Dave 1 (1FF-10)
JaseTheVillain 1 (1FF-11)
Bottega Don 1 (1FF-09)
hodge 1/8 (1FF-01/4)
blade1889 1/8 (1FF-01/6)
Oaf 1/8 (1FF-01/8)

Spoiler: All Time Honours

All Time Honours (L/C/P/CL)
1 Posh Hammer 9 (7/2/0/0)
2 Hooray 7 (3/4/0/0)
3 Don Tonberry 6 (3/2/1/0)
4 This Charming Mike 5 (4/1/0/0)
5 Ciderhead 4 (2/2/0/0)
6 Sammels 4 (1/3/0/0)
7 Last Request 4 (0/4/0/0)
8 Bottega Don 3 (2/0/1/0)^
9 Dave 3 (1/2/0/0)
10 Gulliball 2 (1/1/0/0)
11 Krazy8 2 (1/0/0/1)
12 The Hand of Dom 2 (1/0/1/0)
13= Villaboy 2 (0/0/2/0)
13= Stevencc 2 (0/0/2/0)
15= Magic 1 (1/0/0/0)
15= Renegade 1 (1/0/0/0)
17= Gashead 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= hendyboy 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= JoeJoeJoeJoe 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= Stagat 1 (0/1/0/0)
17= Veggie Legs 1 (0/1/0/0)
22= Aaron-Bcfc 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= blade1889 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= JonBCFC 1 (0/0/1/0)
22= MSB92 1 (0/0/1/0)

^If he won Dave's season

*For the integrity of the game a democratic decision was reached to discount Lib and Epic's seasons.

I didn't run a plate, so that's correct.