Sheep - a forum game

[This Charming Mike]

Nah, loft.

 

[blade1889]

nah a cat

 

[Oaf]

Exactly.

Sounds easy... but then you realise that there are about 47815 other easy answers. They're all vague. Annoying. Awful.

Basically, if you want this to happen, say so. Because once it starts going ahead, that's it. There is no going back. And you'll have brought it upon yourself. There is still time to back out... I can do a normal round if you want. To sheep or to bitch sheep?

 

[JonBCFC]

nah a cat

That's thw first thing that came to my head too. Definitely top answer.

 

[JonBCFC]

Do it Oaf!

 

[MSB92]

Did I actually get points? FUCK YES!!

 

[Cardsfan]

http://twofive.ca/sheep/

 

[Oaf]

Ok. But this is all on you, Jon. It is my aim that this is how you will all feel after reading this:

Round 8

BITCH SHEEP. Otherwise known as "Ewe". AMMIRITE MEN?!

1. A consonant please, Carol.
2. A large number please, Carol.
3. What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?
4. A first name.
5. A great movie quote.
6. The price of a jar of beetroot.
7. Star Wars Episode VII: _____? Fill in the blank. (this will be matched word for word)
8. The best thing in the universe (this will be matched word for word)
9. If you could go back in time and kill one person who isn’t Hitler, who would it be?
10. Respond to this question with one word of your choosing.

And this is why Oaf never got to run a round of sheep again.

Deadline is 8pm Thursday, unless that's too soon?

 

[Oaf]

 

[Oaf]

Yeah. Not so keen now, are ye?

(I think I broke sheep)

 

[Van Der Graaf]

I like question 3.

 

[Oaf]

So yeah seriously, you guys can do what you want with that. Take it as round 8 if you want the challenge, or just ignore it and do a different round 8. Though I guess I could still run that just as a bonus round just to see what the fuck would actually happen. T'is up to you guys.

 

[blade1889]

I think ill get above an ace on a fair few of those oaf, too easy

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

 

[last request]

Eyy I wasn't given my conservative points, which moves me slightly further off the bottom (give me my dignity).

 

[TomPNE94]

Looks great this

 

[hodge]

This looks awesome Q3

 

[Ciderhead]

Ahhh 1 place off the points. Didn't answer the instrument question as I didn't even consider trumpet, and it cost me. And Posh Hammer's gone and won it as well. If you go and win the title after you screwed me over with that post you made rounds ago practically crowning me, then I'm going to get a flight to Dubai, and I will find you.

 

[Ciderhead]

And now I've just seen that Oaf's running the final round. Shit. I'm screwed.

Round 8

BITCH SHEEP. Otherwise known as "Ewe". AMMIRITE MEN?!

1. A consonant please, Carol.


2. A large number please, Carol.


3. What is the average flight speed of an unladen swallow?


4. A first name.


5. A great movie quote.


6. The price of a jar of beetroot.


7. Star Wars Episode VII: _____? Fill in the blank. (this will be matched word for word)


8. The best thing in the universe (this will be matched word for word)


9. If you could go back in time and kill one person who isn’t Hitler, who would it be?


10. Respond to this question with one word of your choosing.

And this is why Oaf never got to run a round of sheep again.

Deadline is 8pm Thursday, unless that's too soon?

Seriously... how could you guys let this happen?!

 

[Oaf]

 

[Ciderhead]

And now it seems Team Tinpot have missed out by 1 point YET AGAIN in the gameshow marathon


I'm off to look at the league 1 table, I need cheering up

 

[Leewilson]

Well played Hooray. Threw that cup final opportunity away there.

 

[Aberstone]

Stop Oafing around.

 

[Oaf]

Never.

 

[Hooray]

Those questions...? WTF? This is my Cup Final you're fucking with here! It's going to be a fucking goalless draw.

 

[Stagat]

Eyy I wasn't given my conservative points, which moves me slightly further off the bottom (give me my dignity).

I put Marseille for Q7 but was missed out in the reveal. I reckon I should be joint 4th, not languishing outside the points.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Nice to win another round.

For Ciderhead to fuck it up from here would still take an astronomical effort. He's 7 or 8 points ahead. Plus the 5 he gets for running a season, which makes 12. Plus average score so far, which is another 10 points. So basically, I would have to win and he would have to finish out of the points.

Too much to ask unfortunately! Congratulations on your title win bud!

 

[TomPNE94]

Nice to win another round.

For Ciderhead to fuck it up from here would still take an astronomical effort. He's 7 or 8 points ahead. Plus the 5 he gets for running a season, which makes 12. Plus average score so far, which is another 10 points. So basically, I would have to win and he would have to finish out of the points.

Too much to ask unfortunately! Congratulations on your title win bud!

The master of reverse psychology. You're like the Mourinho of sheep.

 

[Spirederman]

I put Marseille for Q7 but was missed out in the reveal. I reckon I should be joint 4th, not languishing outside the points.

You're right Stagat. Sorry. Hopefully Cards, when he comes on can see to amending this oversight on my part.

CAAAAARRDS!!????? It's all on you pal, sorry for the mix up.

So......this lot....

Oaf
Joex4
Ciderhead96
This Charming Mike
Hooray
Aaron-BCFC
Cardsfan
Smally
Don Tonberry
Hodge
Veggie Legs
Dave
Richard Cranium
Crewelad87
MSB92
Alty
Last Request
JonBCFC
Murphy
Posh Hammer
Aberstone
Steady

+Stagat

Need the said question amending to (23) points scored, then those adding to the final table.

Dunno why I'm even explaining, you know what to do.

 

[Stagat]

No worries Spire. I liked the concept of the round btw. Nice work mate.