Sheep - a forum game

[Richard Cranium]

Oh fuck off.

Edit: £7 for beetroot!? Where do you shop Richard Cranium?

I think it was the first figure that came into my head!

 

[Oaf]

Question 7: Star Wars Episode VII: _____? Fill in the blank. (this will be matched word for word)

The Force Awakens - 22
Veggie Legs
Last Request
Stevencc
Dave
Van Der Graaf
Spirederman
Alty
Hooray
This Charming Mike
Way 4 England
Richard Cranium
Ciderhead96
Stagat
Cardsfan
Smally
JonBCFC
Murphy
Blade1889
SUTSS
Don Tonberry
Crewelad87
Posh Hammer

ACES:

Return Of The Jedi - JoeJoeJoeJoe
Star Wars is Shit - Rammy
Long Voyage - Jackinky
Revenge of the Sith - Hodge
George Lucas goes one step too far - Aberstone
Darth Vader Returns - Aaron-Bcfc
The revenge of the Sheep - Markpvfc
The Phantom Attack of the Sith - HarvSFC

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Wow I'm a retard. Misread the fucking roman numerals.

 

[blade1889]

Was 59p on Asda when I checked

you didn't go own brand did you?

 

[JonBCFC]

Some of those answers

 

[Aberstone]

Probably should have Googled that answer, didn't even realise the upcoming film already had a title.

 

[hodge]

Same I knew the correct answer and thought it said Episode 3 for some reason, for some reason thought the II were the other side of the V and forgot that it would have just been Episode III.

Thought about putting Muhammad because of the Superbad quote.

 

[Oaf]

Scores after question 7:

Don Tonberry - 99
SUTSS - 87
Veggie Legs - 82
Alty - 82
Dave - 81
JonBCFC - 81
Hooray - 80
Last Request - 78
Stevencc - 78
Crewelad87 - 78
Van Der Graaf - 72
Stagat - 71
Cardsfan - 70
This Charming Mike - 69
Blade1889 - 69
Murphy - 66
Spirederman - 64
Posh Hammer - 64
Ciderhead96 - 63
Smally - 57
Way 4 England - 56
Aberstone - 56
JoeJoeJoeJoe - 54
Markpvfc - 50
Richard Cranium - 47
Rammy - 46
Hodge - 44
Aaron-Bcfc - 44
Jackinky - 31
HarvSFC - 7

Don has the plate tied up barring a miracle... the cup is anyones game!

 

[SUTSS]

Watch me find a way out of the points.

 

[Oaf]

Question 8: The best thing in the universe (this will be matched word for word)

Football - 5
Veggie Legs
Aaron-Bcfc
Cardsfan
JonBCFC
Posh Hammer

Sex - 4
Dave
Jackinky
Alty
Blade1889

Sheep - 4
Hooray
Ciderhead96
Crewelad87
Markpvfc

Earth - 2
Last Request
Richard Cranium

Tits - 2
This Charming Mike
Way 4 England

Sliced bread - 2
Stagat
Murphy

ACES:

Music - Smally
Pleg



! - JoeJoeJoeJoe
Lost - Rammy
Big Breasts - Stevencc
The Sun - Van Der Graaf
The best thing - Spirederman
Bacon - Hodge
When Sheep wasn't run by Oaf - Aberstone
sausages - SUTSS
Space - Don Tonberry
Oaf - HarvSFC

Cheers Harv. But unfortunately, you're still 2 questions away from picking up a game full of aces!

 

[JonBCFC]

Genuinely though football would walk that one!

 

[Aberstone]

Bitch slap from me for Bitch Sheep. Fitting.

 

[Rammy]

Lost. An ace.

You fucking people!

 

[Oaf]

Genuinely though football would walk that one!

I thought sheep would, myself!

Also, unlucky for Steven there... if he'd been less particular about size, he'd have avoided that ace.

 

[Oaf]

Scores after question 8:

Don Tonberry - 100
SUTSS - 88
Veggie Legs - 87
Alty - 86
JonBCFC - 86
Dave - 85
Hooray - 84
Crewelad87 - 82
Last Request - 80
Stevencc - 79
Cardsfan - 75
Van Der Graaf - 73
Stagat - 73
Blade1889 - 73
This Charming Mike - 71
Posh Hammer - 69
Murphy - 68
Ciderhead96 - 67
Spirederman - 65
Way 4 England - 58
Smally - 58
Aberstone - 57
JoeJoeJoeJoe - 55
Markpvfc - 54
Richard Cranium - 49
Aaron-Bcfc - 49
Rammy - 47
Hodge - 45
Jackinky - 35
HarvSFC - 8

Don is looking comfortable here, two more questions with a 12 point lead. With the low scores we've seen so far, it's going to take an epic slip up to throw it away now. 3 points between Hooray and Veggie for the cup final. Also, PH is having a rather underwhelming game and sneaking his miracle win lloks a stretch too far without a late surge in points, even though Ciderhead himself isn't having the greatest game.

 

[Oaf]

This next one has one of those answers that you'll kick yourself for not getting... even though it didn't get many points itself.

Question 9: If you could go back in time and kill one person who isn’t Hitler, who would it be?

Hitler's mum - 5
Rammy
Spirederman
Way 4 England
Stagat
HarvSFC

Osama bin Laden - 5
Last Request
Hooray
This Charming Mike
JonBCFC
Posh Hammer

Stalin - 5
Jackinky
Cardsfan
Blade1889
Aberstone
SUTSS

Margaret Thatcher - 3
Alty
Richard Cranium
Markpvfc

Your mum - 2
JoeJoeJoeJoe
Veggie Legs

Jimmy Saville - 2
Aaron-Bcfc
Murphy

ACES:

Ian Rush - Smally
Bono - Stevencc
Napoleon - Van Der Graaf
Hitler’s Dad - Dave
Diego Maradona - Crewelad87
Oaf - Hodge
Dean Windass - Ciderhead96
Jesus Christ - Don Tonberry

Harv breaks the streak! After 8 aces, he not only avoids getting another, he gets a top score!

My poor mother. Though seeing as I am apparently Hitler on here, shouldn't that be the same person as the top answer? Controversy

Dave went for the wrong parent. And Hodge was probably just feeling more than a little angry at these questions in general. As he's third from bottom, that's probably understandable.

A low score for Don, but as the top answer only got 5 he may still be alright here...

 

[Rammy]

Aw, I wanted Harv to get a complete set

 

[Murphy]

At least use her first name guys. Bit of decorum on the forum.

 

[hodge]

Ciderhead

 

[JonBCFC]

Quite gutted I didn't go for thatcher now.

 

[HarvSFC]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Oaf]

So hows it looks going into the last question...?

Scores after question 9:

Don Tonberry - 101
SUTSS - 93
JonBCFC - 91
Veggie Legs - 89
Alty - 89
Hooray - 89
Dave - 86
Last Request - 85
Crewelad87 - 83
Stevencc - 80
Cardsfan - 80
Stagat - 78
Blade1889 - 78
This Charming Mike - 76
Van Der Graaf - 74
Posh Hammer - 74
Spirederman - 70
Murphy - 70
Ciderhead96 - 68
Way 4 England - 63
Aberstone - 62
Smally - 59
JoeJoeJoeJoe - 57
Markpvfc - 57
Rammy - 52
Richard Cranium - 52
Aaron-Bcfc - 51
Hodge - 46
Jackinky - 40
HarvSFC - 13

DAT CUP FINAL! :O Neck and neck, it all comes down to the last question. Meanwhile, Don surely has this sewn up with a question as vague and abstract as the next one...

 

[Crewelad87]

Jeeeez thought someone else would have gone for the cheating Argentine.

 

[last request]

I approve of Ciderhead's answer.

 

[Oaf]

So this is it. This is what it all comes down to. One question to finish 1FF's first ever season of sheep. And it's surely as open as it gets...

Question 10: Respond to this question with one word of your choosing.

Sheep - 8
Hodge
Hooray
Murphy
Blade1889
Aberstone
Crewelad87
Posh Hammer
Markpvfc

Hello - 4
Rammy
Aaron-Bcfc
JonBCFC
HarvSFC

No - 3
Last Request
Ciderhead96
Stagat

Football - 3
Jackinky
Way 4 England
Cardsfan

Fuck - 2
Veggie Legs
Don Tonberry

c*** - 2
Stevencc
Dave

Word - 2
Van Der Graaf
Spirederman

ACES:

Spider-Man - Smally
FARCE - JoeJoeJoeJoe
Nipples - Richard Cranium
Goodbye - Alty
Motherfucker - This Charming Mike
cockwomble - SUTSS

Hooray wins the cup with what I assumed would surely be the top answer, with his sheep beating veggies fuck!

If this were a round for awarding the best answer though, I think SUTSS would have this tied up.

Lets get a look at those final standings... then somebody can do the final standings of the actual league table and we can see who has finished where!

 

[Aberstone]

Spiderman you say Smally

 

[Rammy]

I don't need to know where I finished.

 

[blade1889]

thought sheep would've walked that...on the other hand it puts me in with a chance of a point, maybe

 

[HarvSFC]

More points, I'm just getting greedy now.

 

[Oaf]

Final scores:

Don Tonberry - 103
Hooray - 97
JonBCFC - 95
SUTSS - 94
Veggie Legs - 91
Crewelad87 - 91
Alty - 90
Last Request - 88
Dave - 88
Blade1889 - 86
Cardsfan - 83
Stevencc - 82
Posh Hammer - 82
Stagat - 81
Murphy - 78
This Charming Mike - 77
Van Der Graaf - 76
Spirederman - 72
Ciderhead96 - 71
Aberstone - 70
Way 4 England - 66
Markpvfc - 65
Smally - 60
JoeJoeJoeJoe - 58
Rammy - 56
Aaron-Bcfc - 55
Hodge - 54
Richard Cranium - 53
Jackinky - 43
HarvSFC - 17

Don, in getting his answers in at the very last second, steals this round from under Hoorays nose, as well as the plate! Hooray has hardly got much to complain about though with a great 2nd placed finish and the sheep cup.

Posh Hammer and Ciderhead both have dissapointing last rounds, but they're both still surely going to be pleased with their overall finishes for the season.

It's pretty funny how I got two last second answers from Don and Harv... and they both managed to have very different games!