Superstar Wars

[Oaf]

I'm intrigued whether "REDACTED" was posted by Epic or changed by yourself.

WWE had no idea who Epic was talking about so they changed the answer.

 

[Baz]

The invisible man that was holding up the title?

 

[Christian Slater]

If I remember correctly the DVD for that 'Mania listed a Triple Threat match between Shawn Michaels and HHH.

 

[epic73]

WWE had no idea who Epic was talking about so they changed the answer.

GOOGLE SAID SO! I mean, that guy who you crossed out that I definitely didn't forget about a few days ago is totally a wrestler!

 

[epic73]

(I'm sure that's a very personal list and not just one that was googled )

Ha, Google. Who needs Google?












me

 

[Oaf]

More News!

Also moving up to NXT are...

Techno Natch! When he returns from his injury he will go straight into NXT to face a top star...

Luke! He will debut against Finn Balor!

Minsterman! He will debut against Chad Gable!

By the way, I am aware that some of you were told you'd be facing main eventers but are only facing upper midcarders. This is because all of the other main eventers have already been taken before you made your decisions... however, these opponents should still provide you with some superb matches.

 

[Oaf]

Baz is also called up to the NXT roster!

This now means that 9 of you have been called up to NXT... with only This Charming Mike remaining in the Performance Center. He will face randomly generated jobbers as there is nobody else for him to fight.

 

[Oaf]

January 2017 - Random Events

Vince Mcmahon is doing some stuff on a laptop when suddenly it starts to crash. Epic offers to help him with it, using his computer expertise so Vince hands the laptop over and he gives it a shot. However, in trying to fix it, he accidentally deletes a whole bunch of files that Vince Mcmahon had spent ages working on. Epic seems to have a knack for pissing off Vince...

Baz has done great in training in this last month! +3 Wrestling ability!

Vince has really taken a liking to The Big Show in this last month.

Luke and Damien Sandow have been hanging out a lot recently and have gotten along really well. Damien Sandow is now a friend of Luke.

 

[Oaf]

A major locker room meeting is called!

Hello to all WWE Superstars.

As I'm sure you're aware we have taken on a lot of extremely talented individuals in the last few months. However, to make way for this new talent... others must move on to make space for them. So I'm giving you all some advanced warning now... the night after Wrestlemania, we will be releasing a few superstars who are deemed surplus to requirements. This will include one of the 10 superstars who have recently been taken on.

So you've all got until Wrestlemania to show my why you should not be one of the people released. Otherwise... YOU'RE FIRED.

(That's right! One player will be eliminated the night after Wrestlemania... this will be based on whoever has the lowest VINCE/Overness ratings at the time. So don't go thinking that you're screwed/saved just yet... plenty can happen between now and then. For example, just because Mike is the only one still on the PC, don't go thinking that he necessarily is the most likely to get fired...)

 

[Techno Natch]

If I get sacked while being incapacitated it will be going to court

 

[Oaf]

January 2017 - Performance Center Match

This Charming Mike vs Joe Berr

HOLY SHIT! Way to respond to being left behind! Mike and Joe had a fucking insane match, undoubtedly the best that the performance center has ever seen! This is a match that would have been worthy of main eventing a Wrestlemania. Mike may have been behind before, but this will have done wonders toward ensuring that Vince does not choose him for release come the next after Wrestlemania.

Match Rating: A

 

[Techno Natch]

If I get sacked while being incapacitated it will be going to court

 

[Oaf]

Right, NXT can only hold 4 matches per show, so not all of you get to compete just yet...

January 2017 - NXT

Baz vs Patrick Clarke
A convincing win here for Baz in his NXT debut. A pretty standard match. It won't have helped either mans career, but it wouldn't have damaged their careers either.

Match Rating: D-

The Minsterman vs Chad Gable

A decent match that Gable just about came out on top in. Gable was absolutely incredible here and managed to make this match a good one in the end.

Match Rating: C-

Spirederman vs Shinsuke Nakamura

Nakamura had a rare off day and Spirederman was nowhere near capable of saving this match. As a result, we got a poor showing. Nakamura eventually won it.

Match Rating: E+

Christian Slater vs Samoa Joe

Before the match, Christian cuts a promo!

"The fans of NXT are regarded as being the most knowledgeable in the world, that's why I'm here today. Without the buzz created by these fans I wouldn't be here right now, so thank you. If you're one of the few that don't know me, the fact I'm facing the NXT Champion on my debut should tell it all, and you're in for a treat. I have a tonne of respect for Samoa Joe, his matches against Kenta Kobashi were an inspiration to my development as a performer, and his impact here in NXT is a testament to his abilities. I see a lot of similarities with myself and Joe, the biggest difference being I made it here much, much sooner, and my star shall shine brighter right here on the biggest stage of them all."


A solid start to Christians NXT career as he put in a decent performance against the NXT champion and on occasions looked as if he could win it. It was an entertaining match, but Joe won it in the end.

Match Rating: C-

 

[Oaf]

January PPV - Royal Rumble 2017

WWE Championship:
Roman Reigns vs Kevin Owens

This match had high hopes leading into it, but it was an absolute crap fest. A terrible main event match. Even though the fans in attendance were massively behind Owens, he wasn't able to get the job done here against Roman Reigns, who retained his championship.

Match Rating: E

Royal Rumble Match:
Dean Ambrose was a star performer here. He came out as number 5 and managed to last for a very long time. The final four came down to Ambrose, Rollins, Cena and Orton. Orton and Cena were soon eliminated, meaning it came down to Ambrose and Rollins. There was controversy at the end, as Seths fellow Club members Styles, Gallows and Anderson interfered... Reigns came down to try to aid his friend, but in the end Seth was able to eliminate Ambrose, winning the rumble in a controversial manner.

 

[Oaf]

February 2017 - Random events

WWE superstar Heath Slater has failed the WWE's welness policy. He will have a 30 day suspension for his first offense.

Techno Natch attended a fan signing session. This has given him a bit of an overness boost.

Vince had computer problems again, and this time approached Baz. Baz was a bit cautious after what happened to Epic last time, however, he managed to fix the problem as well as removing some viruses from Mr Mcmahons laptop. Mr Mcmahon is impressed!

A major backstage incident! The Minsterman and Luke have a huge argument and come to blows backstage! They are eventually pulled apart by other superstars but Vince is angry with both of them. Minsterman and Luke are now enemies.

 

[Luke]

Stay out of my way Minsterman you scum bag otherwise you'll be joining Techno Natch on the sidelines injured.

 

[Baz]

I just reversed what Epic did really, no biggy.

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[Oaf]

One of those shitty celeb gossip magazines is reporting that NXT superstars Cas and Nia Jax are now a couple as they were spotted out on a date together. It seems that they were trying to keep this relationship a secret, but it certainly won't hurt their careers now that this is out in the open. It'll attract attention to WWE, which Vince always considers a good thing. It's also drawn a lot of attention to Cas in general.

Nia Jax is now the girlfriend of Cas.

 

[Oaf]

February 2017 - Performance Center

This Charming Mike vs S. Quashmach

Before the match, Mike grabs a microphone...

"Last week, you saw what I am all about. I put on the best damn match the performance centre has ever seen and I intend to keep on doing that until I earn an NXT call-up. Sure, my journey so far hasn't all been plain sailing, and I've seen friends come and go in Orlando. But I never give up. No fight is ever too big for me. My dream is still in tact, and I'll keep on working and keep on fighting and keep on doing whatever it takes to get to where I want to be."

A decent match, though that's still considered a disappointment after what Mike managed to pull off last week! Still, by any other standards, this match was fine.

Match Rating: D+

 

[Oaf]

February 2017 - NXT

Baz vs Christian Slater

Good enough, just about. Slater was the better of the two, and he picked up the win as well.

Match Rating: D+

Cas and Minsterman vs Epic and Spirederman

Cas was outstanding, Minsterman and Spirederman were good... but Epic had an absolute Scott Steiner level botchfest here. He absolutely crippled any chance this match had of being decent and held everybody else back in doing so. Cas picked up the win, pinning Epic.

Match Rating: D-

JoeJoeJoeJoe vs Austin Aries

The big surprise here is that, actually, Joe was the one who kept this match from being poor as he outperformed Austin Aries, who had a poor night. Austin picked up the win, eventually.

Match Rating: D

Luke vs Finn Balor

Both did well here to create a pretty good match. Like so many before him, Luke nearly managed to defeat the NXT favourite, but fell just short.

Match Rating: C-

 

[epic73]

Cas was outstanding, Minsterman and Spirederman were good... but Epic had an absolute Scott Steiner level botchfest here. He absolutely crippled any chance this match had of being decent and held everybody else back in doing so. Cas picked up the win, pinning Epic.

How much do you hate me?

 

[Oaf]

Injury Report:

Christian Slater suffered a pretty bad blow to his neck after landing awkwardly in his last match. It's not quite put him out of action, but it certainly hurt a lot and was close to being something more serious.

The Minsterman, however, was not so lucky. He, too, managed to land awkwardly on his neck during his match and will be out of action for a short time. He won't be cleared to compete again until June 2017.

 

[Oaf]

February PPV - Fastlane 2017

Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins - Winner goes into the main event of Wrestlemania
After the controversy at the end of the Royal Rumble, Dean Ambrose is given another shot at getting into the main event of Wrestlemania. As everybody predicted, and hoped, this match ended as a tie... and the next night on Raw, it was indeed announced that both Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose would be going into the main event of Wrestlemania.

Kevin Owens vs Roman Reigns
The crowd were torn here. Do we want Owens to beat Reigns, because that'd be awesome... or do we want a proper Shield triple threat match at Wrestlemania? Well, they got the triple threat, because Roman won again (to a chorus of boo's, again). The main event of Wrestlemania 33 is set: Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose!

 

[Oaf]

Welcome to Match 2017... it's Wrestlemania season!

For starters, all gains and loses that happen from random events or match quality will be DOUBLED for this month!

All PC wrestlers (so, Mike) gets +5WA.

Don't go expecting to make the Wrestlemania card this year. Or even the Takeover card.

And remember... after WM... somebody is getting released!

 

[Oaf]

Match 2017 Events

Cas, once again, is doing well in training. What the hell? This time, he gains 6WA.

Christian Slater is spotted in a park and it starts an impromptu signing session. He gains a fair bit of overness from this.

Christian Slater also found some extra time this month for in ring practice. He gain give himself either +6WA or +2 bumps. The deadline to decide will be 10pm tomorrow.

Rusev has failed the WWE's welness policy! He has a 30 day suspension for his first offense. Doing this during Wrestlemania season has really pissed Vince off.

 

[Oaf]

March 2017 - Performance Center

This Charming Mike vs Luke Oser

'ckin hell, he's only gone and done it again. Mike has another absolute PC classic. The only thing stopping this match from defiantly being the best the PC has ever seen is the fact that his match from 2 weeks ago was probably just as good. But my god. Surely an NXT call up can't be too far away?

Match Rating: A

 

[Baz]

The streak is over? That's going to be a good thing going forward.

 

[Oaf]

March 2017 - NXT

Spirederman vs Mojo Rawley

Poor match. And this is not the month to be having a poor match. Mojo came out on top. Perhaps Spirederman wasn't HYPE enough?

Match Rating: E+

Cas vs Tomaso Ciampa

This was ok, but nothing special. One thing of note was how over Cas seemed to be here... he seems to be getting much louder reactions than all of the other PC class of 2016 superstars. Cas managed to pick up the win as well.

Match Rating: D+

Baz vs Joe vs Epic vs Johnny Gargano

Epic got a taste of his own medicene after last month here... because this time, he was about the only one who did perform. Though Gargano also did ok as well... but Baz and Joe absolutely ruined this match. Saying that, Baz picked up the win.

Match Rating: E+

Luke vs Christian Slater

Decent stuff, or at least about as good as these guys were capable of at this level. These two have impressed so far in NXT and continue to do so. Slater picked up the win here.

Match Rating: C-

 

[Cas]

You not going to bed tonight, Oaf? :O

 

[Oaf]

March 2017 NXT Takeover: Orlando

Samoa Joe vs Finn Balor vs Shinsuke Nakamura vs Austin Aries
The main event was a very good fatal fourway match between the four men who have undoubtedly been the shining stars of NXT. Samoa Joe finally lost the NXT title in this match, with Shinsuke Nakamura gaining his first ever NXT world championship.

Match Rating: C+