The Alan Gordon Partridge Thread

[Cas]

Longstanton spice museum.

 

[Red]

 

[Red]

This is the one with the football commentary.

 

[Red]

This is brilliant

 

[spireite]

Do some more quotes!

 

[Red]

You ought to be a guest on my show some time....We discuss issues...Europe, conspiracy theories.....what happens if you just eat crisps.

 

[Red]

Stop talking about American things and let's watch the best film ever made


























'Welcome to America's strongest man'

And then another naked woman walking along the top of a gun....completely Billy bollocks

 

[Red]

Alan : (in song) Take a pinch of white man, wrap him up in black skin,......what's the next bit?
Michael : Add a dash of blue blood

Alan : Add a dash of blue blood

Michael : And a little biddy bit of an Indian boy

Alan : Something else in geordie

Micheal : This hasn't been cleared out for years.....hey there's a little Japanese soldier in here still fighting the war

Alan : Haha, you daft racist

Alan : Curly black and kinky...mixed with yellow Chinky

 

[Red]

Wonder what happened to the power pack?

 

[Red]

One of my all time faves ' Now listeners we have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so he wishes to remain anonymous, so I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

 

[TomPNE94]

Yes but do you like me sex wise?






I'M BATMAN

 

[Veggie Legs]

Does this guy remind anyone else of Nigel Farage?

 

[Red]

'A few too many blacks'

 

[Hooped Wizard]

''Ders more to Oireland dan dis''

 

[SALTIRE]

''Ders more to Oireland dan dis''

Haha, was going to post that the other day and then tried to find a clip of it, but just got the one earlier in the scene about the Irish being too picky during the potato famine when they are an island surrounded by fish!

 

[Red]

Single handed Sue tackling the buffet there.....looks like a human JCB.

 

[Red]

Absolutely love this scene

 

[Stevencc]

The way he nods at the apple

 

[Red]

The way he nods at the apple

Haha, yeah that's the funniest bit

 

[Magic]

I am such a big head.

 

[Red]

I am such a big head.

It took 14 hours!!!!! I passed out 3 times.

 

[Hooped Wizard]

'Your petrols a bit obvious. A bit petrolly'

 

[Red]

'Your petrols a bit obvious. A bit petrolly'

obvious petrol

 

[Red]

'Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you'
'Ooh do you want to meet Bob he works in a garden centre?'
'She drove off'

 

[Stevencc]

"But she still had one good hand and she was damned if they were gonna take that off her....no one was suggesting they were going to do that".

 

[Red]

I like how he surreptitiously sneaks a look at her prosthetic hand.

 

[Red]

 

[Red]

Estate agent :School for the deaf.
Alan: does that mean there will be noise or there won't be noise ?

Alan: they're just deaf though, they're not deaf offenders?

 

[Red]

Any epileptics get out now!

 

[TomPNE94]

Infected spinal column in a bap