The "recently purchased" thread (AKA I just bought this)

[Monkey]

Haha. It's owners came to collect it. Apparently shes always just following people home the dirty stop out. Glad we managed to get hold of them though as in the cold morning light when the beer had been slept off I realised I had a lost cat in my flat and no time to find out where it lived.

My cat used to try and follow me to work every morning only thing that would make it turn back is if i hissed at it.

Sounds like you didn't stick to the lime and soda then

 

[Leo]

Put it on a cushion and try to upload a photo.

what is about you wanting photos of things on a cushion Monkey ? Yesterday it was a bottle of Jim Beam I think.....

 

[Monkey]

You'll have read the thread from the start Leo. I'm a big fan of the presentation Cushion.

Started with this beauty

 

[Leo]

You'll have read the thread from the start Leo. I'm a big fan of the presentation Cushion.

Started with this beauty

working gloves.........belter mate.

 

[Monkey]

I'll do all 5 packs today. Lovely

£1 from the "Harrods of Stoke-On-Trent"

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

A masterpiece of faux #authenticity.

- "Proper"
- Heritage purple
- Sepia photo of ye olde grocer figure
- Patriotic flavour
- "100% xxx"
- Rustic brown/paper bag design
- Brand name evocative of no-nonsense, salt of the earth ethnicity

Such efficiency. There's not a wasted gesture on there. The Budd Boetticher of potato based snack marketing.

 

[Monkey]

A masterpiece of faux #authenticity.

- "Proper"
- Heritage purple
- Sepia photo of ye olde grocer figure
- Patriotic flavour
- "100% xxx"
- Rustic brown/paper bag design
- Brand name evocative of no-nonsense, salt of the earth ethnicity

Such efficiency. There's not a wasted gesture on there. The Budd Boetticher of potato based snack marketing.

Fucking nice though

 

[Leo]

Fucking nice though

Did you not even give a thought to what Martino says is 'faux #authenticity' before you bought the fuckers ?......No ? I wouldn't have bothered my arse either cos they look fucking tasty mate......

 

[Pagnell]

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I'll do all 5 packs today. Lovely

£1 from the "Harrods of Stoke-On-Trent"

I've got a 5 pack of the Lamb & Mint variety here in work. They're lovely too.

 

[Monkey]

I've got a 5 pack of the Lamb & Mint variety here in work. They're lovely too.

I'm yet to try those. On the list for next time.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Did you not even give a thought to what Martino says is 'faux #authenticity' before you bought the fuckers ?......No ? I wouldn't have bothered my arse either cos they look fucking tasty mate......

"One should consider the connotations of the things one consumes, or risk being consumed by those connotations."
- Carel Fabritius, 2016

 

[Pagnell]

Deep.

 

[Leo]

"One should consider the connotations of the things one consumes, or risk being consumed by those connotations."
- Carel Fabritius, 2016

Connotations be damned. Enjoyment is in the taste of the crisp holder.....

 

[Monkey]

"Couldn't give a fuck, I like Crisps."
- Monkey, 2016

 

[Leo]

"Couldn't give a fuck, I like Crisps."
- Monkey, 2016

.....a philosopher to boot....I keep learning so much on here....

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

"Couldn't give a fuck, I like Crisps."
- Monkey, 2016

 

[Monkey]

I know what I like and I like what I know. I like this.

 

[Leo]

Aha....another philosopher....seem to be growing....

 

[G.B]

Scran and that. Spot the rogue Labrador hair.



Fuck the munching thread, haven't seen a single cushion presentation in there yet.

 

[spireite]

That desk looks ditched duck!

I'll be impressed if you can munch through all that

 

[G.B]

It's almost 10 years old mate, part of the family now. Other than the front edge being banged up it's in good nick. Bought a new one a couple years ago from IKEA but sacked it off cos the build quality was wank and my PC almost fell through it. Mouse mat could do with a wash mind.

Sossy rolls are for 'Ron, I could only manage one.

 

[spireite]

That's weird I've got a Galant thing from Ikea, it's bang on. Corner desk thing. I've got a similar mat, but it's like a hard top one.... Then err.. a Zowie EC2evo mouse... and err... a Steelseries 6Gv2 keyboard.... yea.

Scintillating convo!

 

[G.B]

#nerdlife

 

[snortingfrogs]

New GPU.

 

[Monkey]

New GPU.

What does this do? I only know about Alcohol and Crisps

 

[Pagnell]

New watch. Mainly to avoid the missing of notifications whilst cycling and the addition of fitness tracking.

 

[Stagat]

What notifications do you get that can't wait until you stop cycling?

 

[Abertawe]

Mate Pagz is a busy & in demand man. He can't be risking missing out notifications you MAD?

 

[Pagnell]

What notifications do you get that can't wait until you stop cycling?

Work emails for the most part. It's also good to see who is calling before I answer the phone via my headphones without having to take the phone out my pocket, not easy to do when riding a bike.

 

[G.B]

is that a cushion you're resting your arm on mate?