The Shiny New, All Purpose, Definitive 1FF List of Muggy Gobshites with help from Craig and Carel

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I demand a recount.

 

[Aber gas]

48- Master D
Wrexham fan apparently so I already feel sorry for this bastard. Dull, soulless humour vacuum who " I hope contracts a flesh eating virus"

Ratio-0.37 Meh

 

[Aber gas]

47- Max
Firebrand of the limp left. If Jezza came round with a bowl of fruit, a sincere apology and a gift voucher for Waitrose this guy would still kick him in the cock. Wrong about the referendum, wrong about the Labour leadership election. Whatever Max predicts just back the opposite.

Ratio- 1.03 Erm...

 

[Aber gas]

46-TractorBoys
Our el presidente and computer magick boffin. His drunken bumblings and random weirdness have caused untold shite not to mention his steadfast defence of the rapey weirdo ( alleged) Ched Evans.
"Odd c***" " rape apologist" came up in the correspondence.

I'm going to get banned for this you fucking ingrates.

Ratio- 0.31

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

You missed out 46!!!

 

[Aber gas]

45-mossypne
I don't know a great deal about this thing. Preston fan who likes laughing in the shoutbox. Meh .. I'll leave it to the people who nominated him. " right chavvy cock" " he can fuck right off with his hahahahah"

Ratio-0.27 Why even bother?

 

[Aber gas]

You missed out 46!!!

It's a fucking shambles tbh carel.

 

[oakroader]

at last...recognition!!;
shoddycollins...this is how you do it!!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I demand a recount.

Just realised I could have dropped the 'o' and done a funny there. Shit.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Oh come on, why does no one think I'm a c***?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Oh come on, why does no one think I'm a c***?

At least one person did.

 

[Murphy]

Just realised I could have dropped the 'o' and done a funny there. Shit.

Missed out on valuable likes, disappointing.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

At least one person did.

Not enough.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Missed out on valuable likes, disappointing.

I would've got at least 30 of them too. Mods, can you add, say, 40 likes on for compensation please?

Thanks in advance.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Was I the only one to nominate C&B?

Much love. You made number 5 on mine sweetcheeks.

 

[Aber gas]

44- Look Out There Are Llamas

Mushrooms, public transport, The North, nice weather... Is there nothing this gobshite won't moan about.
A car crash of a human, he walks around in a fug of impending doom and bitter resentment shouting his petty grievances to the beleaguered Internet.
We'll be hearing about this for fucking years.
I quote " whingey lefty" " worse than Cheese and Biscuits" ( I assume the poster not the delicious snack)

Ratio-0.4 Mange tout Rodders...

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

44- Look Out There Are Llamas

Mushrooms, public transport, The North, nice weather... Is there nothing this gobshite won't moan about.
A car crash of a human, he walks around in a fug of impending doom and bitter resentment shouting his petty grievances to the beleaguered Internet.
We'll be hearing about this for fucking years.
I quote " whingey lefty" " worse than Cheese and Biscuits" ( I assume the poster not the delicious snack)

Ratio-0.4 Mange tout Rodders...

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

I take that as a compliment tbh. Even managed to submit my vote for the Green leadership election this morning.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I take that as a compliment tbh. Even managed to submit my vote for the Green leadership election this morning.

Being compared to me is as good as it gets to be fair.

 

[Aber gas]

Joint 42- El Guapo
Sarcy, obnoxious Bluenose with a massive inferiority complex. Chips on both shoulders ( covered in gravy probably) he can normally be found in the championship section destroying hopes and dreams, failing to salve his own resentment.
" arrogant c***" " gobshite that doesn't know his place"

Ratio-0.37 more Jasper Carrot than Black Sabbath

 

[mossypne]

45-mossypne
I don't know a great deal about this thing. Preston fan who likes laughing in the shoutbox. Meh .. I'll leave it to the people who nominated him. " right chavvy cock" " he can fuck right off with his hahahahah"

Ratio-0.27 Why even bother?

The ha ha ha ha ah ah is defo from JoeJoeJoeJoe , i think? but who said i'm a right chavvy cock?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Aber gas

Is it worth having a summary of how many votes each person received at the top of each write up? Helps us to see how much of a twat everyone is.

No worried if it's too much work.

 

[Aber gas]

Joint 42- Indian Dan
Militant Swindon knobhead with the personal politics of Chubby Brown. Insanely jealous of any tiny bit of success and obsessed with Port Vale( needs to get a fucking hobby) .
Lurking in the league 1 section like a malignant toad just waiting for anybody to have the temerity to celebrate. Optimistic? Abandon all hope you poor fuckers when Dan is about. " contender for a meltdown " Here's hoping...

Ratio-0.25 Christ!

 

[Aber gas]

Aber gas

Is it worth having a summary of how many votes each person received at the top of each write up? Helps us to see how much of a twat everyone is.

No worried if it's too much work.

Yes, I will endeavour to do that presently.

 

[SamScfc]

Right here we go...
These are the people who just didn't make the cut. Someone thinks you're a c*** but you're obviously too irrelevant ( or nice ) to make the hit parade.
CharlieAdamno1Fan SamScfc Cheese & Biscuits Leewilson The Paranoid Pineapple Ciderup Benito @TA Aaron-Bcfc hbk4894 Stagat Veggie Legs MJA blade1889 JaseTheVillain old parkender @WHstag eric read Saddlerrad ZianfrancoGoal
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Delighted. Thanks to those who voted, although I'll have to improve my game next time around.

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Wow

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

The ha ha ha ha ah ah is defo from JoeJoeJoeJoe , i think? but who said i'm a right chavvy cock?

I didn't put you in Mossy, you seem relatively normal.

 

[Indian Dan]

Joint 42- Indian Dan
Militant Swindon knobhead with the personal politics of Chubby Brown. Insanely jealous of any tiny bit of success and obsessed with Port Vale( needs to get a fucking hobby) .
Lurking in the league 1 section like a malignant toad just waiting for anybody to have the temerity to celebrate. Optimistic? Abandon all hope you poor fuckers when Dan is about. " contender for a meltdown " Here's hoping...

Ratio-0.25 Christ!

I know who you fuckers are - those PV rug-munchers are at the CG Saturday. If I see you I'll fucking gut you.

 

[Aber gas]

I know who you fuckers are - those PV rug-munchers are at the CG Saturday. If I see you I'll fucking gut you.

 

[MJA]

I know who you fuckers are - those PV rug-munchers are at the CG Saturday. If I see you I'll fucking gut you.

I'm amazed you are so far down the list