The Shit Goalkeepers Thread

[chief]

Well, we have one for strikers so why not open one up for goalkeepers? Here's the latest from our glorious number 2:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1453469835783020546

 

[chief]

Here's some more from Christian Dibble, who Les Reed opted to retain in the summer.

Skip to 1 minute 20 seconds, 3 minutes and 3 minutes 35 seconds of this match, which I am still convinced to this day was a match that Dibble had a bet on:

 

[OneDecentLester]

 

[EnglishRed]

Here's some more from Christian Dibble, who Les Reed opted to retain in the summer.

Skip to 1 minute 20 seconds, 3 minutes and 3 minutes 35 seconds of this match, which I am still convinced to this day was a match that Dibble had a bet on:

That match...

Weve had some shocking keepers in the conference. Andy Coughlin, Cameron Belford....

 

[GTFCfish]

Well, we have one for strikers so why not open one up for goalkeepers? Here's the latest from our glorious number 2:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1453469835783020546

 

[Harrier94]

That match...

Weve had some shocking keepers in the conference. Andy Coughlin, Cameron Belford....

Mayebi must've had some shockers as well

 

[GTFCfish]

Mayebi must've had some shockers as well

Mayebi, or Mayebi not.

 

[Soup Ladle]

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Ashmore was never shit against us. Man of the fucking match every time.

 

[Master D]

Mayebi must've had some shockers as well

He did but most of the time he was excellent.

 

[John Still]

Ashmore was never shit against us. Man of the fucking match every time.

Yeah decent keeer, perhaps start a ‘you fat bastard’ thread.

 

[Cashis]

Ashmore’s piled it on again. Hilarious how slowly he came out and went down to try and stop Tshimanga going round him last weekend.

 

[Shrimpurh]

He did but most of the time he was excellent.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1452912783352385542

 

[slaphead]

We’ve got Mitch Walker who in two games has punched one in his own net under no pressure, and let a waist high corner straight in. He also gets a nose bleed if he leaves his six yard box. Close the thread now.

 

[BarraMatt]

I seem to remember James Bittner having a couple of stinkers against us. He seemed a decent guy though as he had a laugh with the crowd when on the receiving end of some stick.

 

[Magpie Mike]

Ashmore’s piled it on again. Hilarious how slowly he came out and went down to try and stop Tshimanga going round him last weekend.

He no longer has to fight that other fat bastard Reed for first dibs at the buffet.
That's why he's piled on the pounds.

 

[iesty wfc]

I remember a poor lad thrown in at the deep end in one of our last games of the season one year, he was sadly terrible and even had to give up kicking duties after trying a few!

it was Louis Connor for Tamworth, to the point where in the 89th minute he was replaced by Dale Belford due to an 'injury'!

 

[EnglishRed]

Mayebi must've had some shockers as well

He did, absolute clangers, but he could also be excellent. Weve had a few keepers like that, Jalal for example.

 

[#Beebot]

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He's not shit though. Annoying as fuck, but not shit.

 

[OneDecentLester]

He's not shit though. Annoying as fuck, but not shit.

Ah sorry boys I misread. I thought the forum title was ‘The fat lying b*stard goalkeepers thread’

My mistake. But having said that, if you watched him against us the other week he’d have fit quite nicely into this thread also!

 

[karlready]

Yep, good keeper, real wind-up merchant who seems to thrive on terrace banter. Wish he was here

 

[EnglishRed]

Ah sorry boys I misread. I thought the forum title was ‘The fat lying b*stard goalkeepers thread’

My mistake. But having said that, if you watched him against us the other week he’d have fit quite nicely into this thread also!

You could legitimately have a Fat player thread, and he'd be front and centre.

 

[TheShayWay]

We’ve got Mitch Walker who in two games has punched one in his own net under no pressure, and let a waist high corner straight in. He also gets a nose bleed if he leaves his six yard box. Close the thread now.

Wasn't he at Dover for abit? I always thought he was a pretty good keeper when I saw him play.

 

[DarkSithLord]

Alfreton had Sam Ramsbottom before he left for Dumbarton and did this - https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/forfars-winner-at-dumbarton-on-saturday.1545747/

 

[doveranddover]

Wasn't he at Dover for abit? I always thought he was a pretty good keeper when I saw him play.

7 years.Over 250 appearances.
Gets a good reception when he comes back.
Good keeper in his time, but doesn't command his area & is a bit of a flapper

 

[karlready]

Feel a bit sorry for Mitch, nice guy, decent shot-stopper ,had a good rapport with the crowd. Now a bundle of nerves, thanks to no confidence in our CBs. Crowd on his back now ,too. No viable back-ups, either.

 

[slaphead]

Yep, good keeper, real wind-up merchant who seems to thrive on terrace banter. Wish he was here

Add one to that.

 

[karlready]

7 years.Over 250 appearances.
Gets a good reception when he comes back.
Good keeper in his time, but doesn't command his area & is a bit of a flapper

Feel a bit sorry for Mitch, nice guy, decent shot-stopper ,had a good rapport with the crowd. Now a bundle of nerves, thanks to no confidence in our CBs. Crowd on his back now ,too. No viable back-ups, either.

Loanee keeper in, confusingly another Walker, from MK. Big bloke, apparently, will need to be to cover our frail CBs.

 

[Monkey Tennis]

Tony Breeden was the worst goalkeeper I've ever seen - had a mare every time he came to Barrow, including being tackled on the half-way line a la Higuita. Also a contender for the fat lad thread.

Mayebi was also dreadful, so it was a surprise to see him turn up in the African Nations!

Our own was Shaun Pearson - played a handful of games over 3 or 4 years, including the 7-0 and 8-1 defeats at Mansfield. Was literally only in the squad because his brother was our centre back and we couldn't afford anyone else.

 

[GTFCfish]

Whilst McKeown is definitely not a shit keeper, no thread about keepers can be complete without this gem from last season:

 

[Solihull Mooron]

Tony Breeden was the worst goalkeeper I've ever seen - had a mare every time he came to Barrow, including being tackled on the half-way line a la Higuita. Also a contender for the fat lad thread.

Mayebi was also dreadful, so it was a surprise to see him turn up in the African Nations!

Our own was Shaun Pearson - played a handful of games over 3 or 4 years, including the 7-0 and 8-1 defeats at Mansfield. Was literally only in the squad because his brother was our centre back and we couldn't afford anyone else.

Saw the thread name and immediately thought of Breeden.