The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[T.A]

Only likes arse licking...

 

[Whitechapel]

Can you not fucking read?



Changing this from the 'c*** list' to the 'mugs list' btw. Much better word.

The deadline can be 6pm tomorrow, so you mugs best get some more lists to me before then. I'll try and get the first few names out by Sunday.

Chump.

 

[UTS]

Who is presenting the awards?

 

[Steady]

Me, you fucking idiot.

 

[UTS]

Not very glamorous

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Looking forward to it

 

[UTS]

So yeahhhh...........

 

[Steady]

...and so we begin. The inaugural crowning of 1FF's biggest mug starts here. It will be a long journey of self-discovery for many of us; an arduous test of relationships.

What better place to start than those who were nominated on just one list at the bottom of the pile. Those who are slightly muggish, if you will.

Joint 112th place (1 point):

G.B
GodsGift
HarvSFC
Munkiki
Ian_Wrexham
StagsForLife
Stevencc

Some heavy-hitters tumble out first up. Varying from the well-established posters such as G.B and Godsgift, all the way to the n00bs such as StagsForLife, these posters have annoyed one person just enough to be worthy of a mention. The most hilarious of which is surely Munkiki. Is it simply someone who hates gingers? Or is it someone who gets utterly RILED by statistics? We'll simply never know.

 

[UTS]

Just shows how irrelevant SFL is really

 

[StagsForLife]

You fucking what Steady? Just because I didn't include you as a Stags fan, bet it was you who named me in this

 

[StagsForLife]

Just shows how irrelevant SFL is really

Or how not to be c*** of a poster.

 

[UTS]

Or how not to be c*** of a poster.

Nah. You are boring that's why.

 

[Stevencc]

I'll take that.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I'm not sure what would be better, being at the bottom of this list or not being on any the list at all as you're just a non-entity that way.

 

[GodsGift]

Fuck off.

 

[Alty]

Genuinely bemused by anyone thinking GodsGift or Munkiki are dicks. In fact, everyone there is alright AFAIK.

 

[Oaf]

How the fuck does somebody not like Munkiki? Stevencc is great too. In fact, most of them are ok. I guess that this is why they're the 1 pointers.

 

[RavenBish]

I won't be in the top 50 of course because I am adored and admired universally but any haters will always be my motivators.

 

[mistermagic]

Genuinely bemused by anyone thinking GodsGift or Munkiki are dicks. In fact, everyone there is alright AFAIK.

This. I expect a lot of "I voted for you but I actually think you're alright x". Useless.

 

[UTS]

Gonna take ages to get round to me ffs

 

[Oaf]

The worst thing you can do in this is like finish 2nd or 3rd. Like, you're a dick, but you don't even get to take home the trophy for it. Worst case scenario.

 

[Son of Cod]

Munkiki was on my list. I was drunk and everyone was talking Sheep in the box, so I requested a random number from 1-200 and something, went to that page in the Sheep thread and then sent Steady a list of the first 10 posters on that page (although THoD and Aber escaped the chop, as I couldn't bring myself to vote for them).

 

[G.B]

I can't even finish near the top of this list. Set of wankers, the lot of you

 

[Steady]

I can't even finish near the top of this list. Set of wankers, the lot of you

You'd have been in my top 20 for what it's worth, mate.

As for me, I DEFINITELY won't be making the top 50.

 

[G.B]

You'd have been in my top 20 for what it's worth, mate.

As for me, I DEFINITELY won't be making the top 50.

Appreciate that mate, I really do.

 

[Cas]

Appreciate that mate, I really do.

Not read one of your PC master race posts in a while so you narrowly missed out, mate. Sorry



<3

 

[SALTIRE]

I'll take that.

Had I been arsed to vote you'd be in my top three ya dick!!

 

[JJH]

Aye - if I'm on this list, I'd rather finish high up it rather than just being some shite number like 87th...

 

[Steady]

Joint 104th place (2 points):

Well, well, fucking well, sports fans...

Aidan pritchard (2)
Cas (2)
Gilly? (2)
The Hand of Dom (2)
Spear (2)
The Terminator (2)
Villaboy (2)
worried womble (2)

Two whom I'd deem to be potential favourites in mugs lists of years gone by pick up a measly two points each. Villaboy was public enemy No 1 in the days after the migration following his heel role in the demise of TFF, but he finds his way onto just one list. Time heals, you see.

The same fate befalls Spear, who is a shadow of the 2006-2010 version and will probably pick up his award via satellite from Dubai or some far flung land.

I must admit I haven't really heard of Aidan pritchard, The Terminator or worried womble, but I assume they're all absolute scum. Lower league dwelling scum.

Rounding the list off are the trio of Cas, The Hand of Dom and Gilly? All three well-established veterans of TFF, but there's someone out there who just don't like the looks of them.

 

[Gilly?]

Ok, who hates me? Own up!