The Sports Direct worst 50 1FF posters list

[Posh Hammer]

You sure you're not thinking about someone else? We barely ventured into the same parts of the forum on TFF.

Maybe so. I remember us having a bit of a debate when I first moved over to Dubai regarding tax, the local language and tipping of taxi drivers. I then mentioned I had a weekly maid which i'm sure you picked up and made into something bigger, however that could well have been Zianfranco, so if so I apologise.

 

[Pleg]

I also voted Pleg.

you

c***

!

 

[smat]

you

c***

!

hahahaha ZING

 

[allouso]

Maybe so. I remember us having a bit of a debate when I first moved over to Dubai regarding tax, the local language and tipping of taxi drivers. I then mentioned I had a weekly maid which i'm sure you picked up and made into something bigger, however that could well have been Zianfranco, so if so I apologise.

Sounds like ZFG more than me

Anyway moving on.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

If you're on Posh Hammer's list you're doing it right

 

[Mr Elmo]

You sure you want to do this Steady? Writing all them posts about the top 50 members could destroy your like-to-post ratio mate.

Oh

 

[JJH]

It was me. I don't like him.

I also voted Pleg. Any fucking idiot who creates a secondary account on a football forum, and then partakes in conversation between primary and secondary account deserves to be voted for.

Smat is the only one with a Shared IP with Pleg - so unless you're suggesting Smat is Pleg...

 

[Posh Hammer]

If you're on Posh Hammer's list you're doing it right

No, you're just a moron.

 

[IanH]

Smat is the only one with a Shared IP with Pleg - so unless you're suggesting Smat is Pleg...

Surely he's not suggesting such a thing

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

That would be a TRULY SHOCKING revelation

 

[JJH]

Surely he's not suggesting such a thing

Fraud

 

[Steady]

78th place (5 points, 2 lists)

Skinner (3+2)

77th place (5 points, 2 lists)

Alty (4+1)

Rounding off the five-pointers are two well-established posters. Skinner can certainly rub people up the wrong way (ooo er) and tends to speak his mind, ensuring people are aware they're mugs. He's a good poster though, and adds plenty of value to the Premier League forum by sucking off Yannick Bolasie. He fucking hates Sheep as well.

As for Alty, he's carved out his own niche since the days of being branded Pangell-lite. A non-league connoisseur, he's probably better known as the man behind the TFF and 1FFACAS threads.

tl;dr:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FSwCrurJyq

 

[Skinner]

I'm not too keen on Bolasie, you mug.

 

[Alty]

Cheers lads. I couldn't think of anyone I disliked enough to warrant submission of a list, but it's nice to know two people have strong feelings about me.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Cheers lads. I couldn't think of anyone I disliked enough to warrant submission of a list, but it's nice to know two people have strong feelings about me.

Lager drinkers I expect.

 

[Alty]

79th place (5 points, 2 lists)

Skinner (3+2)

78th place (5 points, 2 lists)

Alty (4+1)

Rounding off the five-pointers are two well-established posters. Skinner can certainly rub people up the wrong way (ooo er) and tends to speak his mind, ensuring people are aware they're mugs. He's a good poster though, and adds plenty of value to the Premier League forum by sucking off Yannick Bolasie. He fucking hates Sheep as well.

As for Alty, he's carved out his own niche since the days of being branded Pangell-lite. A non-league connoisseur, he's probably better known as the man behind the TFF and 1FFACAS threads.

tl;dr:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FSwCrurJyq

PS. http://vocaroo.com/i/s054YgJJzvK3

 

[Alty]

Lager drinkers I expect.

Ah yes.

It's the equivalent of being disliked by the Daily Mail. Probably says I'm doing fine.

 

[Craig]

No, it wasn't me.

 

[lordofthepies]

Ah yes.

It's the equivalent of being disliked by the Daily Mail.

It isn't.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

We don't always entirely concur but Altz is a genuinely a lovely chap and a fine contributer. SHAME ON HIS DETRACTORS

also, pleg is the best poaster

his dad (dean) is gonna fuck u up, opulent mallet (or whatever ur name is)

 

[Steady]

Joint 72nd (6 points)

BlueBee
Daveyjames
JaseTheVillain
old parkender
ZianfrancoGoal

We're closing on the top 50 now and another of the bookies' pre-tournament favourites falls early. BlueBee doesn't have a great number of allies on here (mainly because he's a c***), but I find him quite endearing. As far as giving a number of fucks go, he tends to give zero. Another Premier League dwelling mug is JaseTheVillain, and I must admit that whenever I've come across him (ooo er) he's struck me as a bit of a bellend.

No prizes for guessing who voted for Zianfranco. A former mod yet still a victim of TomF's TFF meltdown, another valued member of the old skool clique receives a nomination.

Daveyjames and old parkender round off the joint 72nders, and I know little of either. As a result, I'd like to offer them both outside.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Ive been having a think and maybe it wasn't Allouso who used to annoy me. Was there another old member of TFF who lived in Dubai?

 

[Craig]

Satch aka Dziga Vertov

 

[Alty]

Joint 72nd (6 points)
No prizes for guessing who voted for Zianfranco. A former mod yet still a victim of TomF's TFF meltdown, another valued member of the old skool clique receives a nomination.

Have I missed a spat?

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Are you making some of these names up? I've hardly heard of most of them let alone be annoyed enough to think them a twat online.

 

[HarvSFC]

Seems as though he's gone from David Norley to Daveycrocket to Daveyjames since the forum opened. Must have been an admin who voted for him.

 

[Steady]

Joint 70th (6 points, 2 lists)

Ciderhead96 (4+2)
oakroader (4+2)

Just for C&B, another no-name fucker finds his way onto my fucking list and makes me look a mug as I try and fill out this post despite knowing fuck all about them. Thankfully, the following reason was provided for oakroader:

c*** for thinking the Luton Promotion Train would take off.

Reason enough, I'm sure we can all agree. As for Ciderhead, both his votes were actually Sheep related. Nothing good comes from that game, you see (apart from me being top right fucking now :hesk.


69th (6 points, 2 lists)

Livercool (5+1)

Is he surprised by this result? The answer is no. It's probable that 'garbage can'chester United fans attempted to hijack the votes in order to ensure Livercool finished as high as possible here, but the majority of the forum has seen sense.

 

[Roly]

Most of the Luton fans will be in this surely?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Well that's disappointing. I've only pissed one person off enough for them to vote me in as 15th. Show yourself then, heathen! I was hoping for a much higher finish on this.

 

[Stevencc]

Good old Livercool